FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst one liners

By *ampriory OP Man
38 weeks ago

turn left at the frist roundabout

So, What’s the best/worst one liners you have heard…

Out the other night and heard a guy use this beauty: hang on ,I’m here, what was your other 2 wishes..

Honestly not me.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
38 weeks ago

La La Land

Best- 'Not only would I give you my last Rolo I.N., I'd buy you a four pack!'- direct quote from Brill Phil

Worst- FAF - almost daily from Fab men who cannot read my profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I have got some good news for you, I’m interested.

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By *imply DeeWoman
38 weeks ago

Wherever

I have recently received a true gem but can’t decide is it the best or the worst. It’s possibly both at the same time.

(*Takes deep breath*)

“I’ll cum in you so much you’ll end up having triplets”.

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

What's the difference between me and your heart?

It's pumping inside you and I'm not.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade?"

"I can't marmalade my cock up your arse"

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

""What's the difference between jam and marmalade?"

"I can't marmalade my cock up your arse"

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By *onameyet2Man
38 weeks ago

chorley

We used to stand outside ladies toilets in pubs, when a girl came out one of us would say,

Hiya love, (pause) have you been for a shit?

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

My favourite line starts with me lightly licking the tip of my finger, then placing it on my shirt, then placing said finger on her top.

Then make eye contact with her and smile and say "why don't we get out of these wet clothes"

What do you think ladies?

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By *m A FuckerMan
38 weeks ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Alot of people here must have been a big hit with the girls

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38 weeks ago

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By * inch tongueMan
38 weeks ago

visiting

You've got legs like spanners....they make my nuts tighten.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Some oldies:

"Is that a mirror on your pocket? It's just that I can see myself in your knickers tonight"

"Nice dress, would look better crumpled on my floor"

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By *heekyDemandCouple
38 weeks ago

Leicester

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I don't know how to make a vitamin

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By *ampriory OP Man
38 weeks ago

turn left at the frist roundabout

Some really gems

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