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By *orkawayalot OP   Man
38 weeks ago

love sex

Propper solid mornin wood now

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By *obilebottomMan
38 weeks ago

All over

Chop chop

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
38 weeks ago

chichester


"Propper solid mornin wood now"

You gonna oil him up and edge yourself into a mess to start your day off

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Hey big boy.

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By *orkawayalot OP   Man
38 weeks ago

love sex

Ive never even considered a ts but saw ya profile pics an nearly fuckin cum

...tjose tits are amazin

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By *imber wolfMan
38 weeks ago

Aycliffe

Yup, breakfast boner on the go here

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By *orkawayalot OP   Man
38 weeks ago

love sex

Gonna cum so bad this mornin

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North


"Propper solid mornin wood now"

Congratulations

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North


"Gonna cum so bad this mornin"

Dripping like a St Bernard’s chin

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By *ris GrayMan
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Would you like to borrow my planer shave a bit off?

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By *moothshaftMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Get one most mornings, but it's only piss related.

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By *ornytom321Man
38 weeks ago

Salisbury

On the train with a hands free hard on........

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By *9XAYNOR69Man
38 weeks ago

Centralised he/him/his From the land of haribos

Like nothing better than waking up to a morning wood

Plenty on here this morning

My compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Where you working this week, the forest?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Where you working this week, the forest?"

Up the Forrest!

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By *lder.Woman
38 weeks ago

Not Local

Oh. I read this a Moomin Wood. I Love a Moomin tale, which sadly, this is not!

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By *orkawayalot OP   Man
37 weeks ago

love sex

Solid as fuck now

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By *ipper12Man
37 weeks ago

Durham

Morning wood is strong this morning!

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"Solid as fuck now"

Solid, solid as a rock

And nothing's changed it

The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"Solid as fuck now

Solid, solid as a rock

And nothing's changed it

The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot "

Sang by Adhford and Simpson I believe

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By *EX-SMan
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Nope sound a sleep just wish the rest of me was. But I have to work today so no more sleep for me

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I had that. But then I realised my bladder was full.

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
37 weeks ago

Folkestone

How does one negotiate the peeing situation.

Hands up, I push under the rim and sit down lol

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"How does one negotiate the peeing situation.

Hands up, I push under the rim and sit down lol"

There is an issue here.. if a chap has a certain length and rigidity, it's possible to slightly lift the seat as he sits down. This leaves 2 possibilities:

1. As the chap applies his full weight to the seat, he can trap his bell end between the seat and the rim of the bowl causing extreme pain.

2. If the angle is not correct, when the valves finally open, the jet can be aimed directly between the seat and bowl. Essentially peeing down the back of one's knees.

To avoid both those situations, I recommend sitting slightly more forward than usual which will help you aim down.

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By *aughtycpl276927Couple
37 weeks ago

PRESTON

Mr here with morning wood. J not here to help me with it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Propper solid mornin wood now

You gonna oil him up and edge yourself into a mess to start your day off "

Wouldn’t mind doing that to you xxx

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By *onameyet2Man
37 weeks ago

chorley


"How does one negotiate the peeing situation.

Hands up, I push under the rim and sit down lol

There is an issue here.. if a chap has a certain length and rigidity, it's possible to slightly lift the seat as he sits down. This leaves 2 possibilities:

1. As the chap applies his full weight to the seat, he can trap his bell end between the seat and the rim of the bowl causing extreme pain.

2. If the angle is not correct, when the valves finally open, the jet can be aimed directly between the seat and bowl. Essentially peeing down the back of one's knees.

To avoid both those situations, I recommend sitting slightly more forward than usual which will help you aim down."

I’ve got the angle wrong when the old chap is cold and small, warmed the calves up a treat

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By *ax6593Man
37 weeks ago

tyneside

Good morning everyone

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
37 weeks ago

Nr. Oxford


"How does one negotiate the peeing situation.

Hands up, I push under the rim and sit down lol"

Get in the shower?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

chichester


"How does one negotiate the peeing situation.

Hands up, I push under the rim and sit down lol"

I just hold my dick downwards if hard and need a piss

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By *orkawayalot OP   Man
37 weeks ago

love sex

In work with a rock solid dick

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