FabSwingers.com forum: What was in your mouth last?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cobra lager

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Snickers ice cream

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Toothbrush

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

White wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A protein shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meringue

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Vegan curry. Not impressed.

MrsAbz

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Shiraz

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Veggie soup.

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

our place

Something the same as all of u, my tongue

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A hot chocolate.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Milk drink after training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereal lol

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Toothbrush

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Heartburn stuff

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something the same as all of u, my tongue

Want something to join it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooden lolly stick

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Vegan sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vegan sausage "

Not mine.

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

My dick (oh, in my dreams)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard donut

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Mint crème chocolate

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

I had hoped a Salmon Fishcake, but turns out I bought Smoked Haddock Fishcake instead which wasn’t as nice and now the kitchen stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger nail

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By *efinitely Maybe 94Couple
over a year ago

South Lincs

toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toothbrush

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Cereal

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Toothpaste. Gotta brush those teeth before bed folks!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Coffee….

Next will be a toothbrush…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut biscuit

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Last dregs of a cuppa

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

peach flavoured water.

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Tequila

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

A nice cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste/brush

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hot chocolate.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Mouth wash

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

My tears

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Coffee

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Coffee

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

Coffee mug

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Mocha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nescafe gold blend

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Cream egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea

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By *9XAYNOR69Man
over a year ago

Centralised he/him/his From the land of cocksuckers

A Banana

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By *CLM87Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Sticky toffee pudding latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon’s pink gin

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

The tubing of my insulin pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pitachio cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Salt and chilli noodles for my tea break

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Cup of tea, but oh was it hot n steamy

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Tea, cup of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gordon’s pink gin

Wow u like to start early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Costa Latte

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Toothpaste on my toothbrush.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. Amazing, delicious coffee

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Coffee. Amazing, delicious coffee

Coffee

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By *ungLewisMan
over a year ago

West of Exeter

Earl Grey.. black tea.

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By *pthemanorMan
over a year ago

Abingdon on Thames

Sweet chilli rice crackers from Aldi - bloody lovely.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Fried egg sarnie

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

85% dark chocolate then toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A liquorice flavoured midget gem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sparkling water. Well, technically an ice cube that had been in said water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peperami and a Babybel. Little bit of protein every 2-3 hours, as part of my diet. If I remember lol.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A homemade double shot latte.

It was exquisite and made me immediately want another. Then I looked around the room, it was just me, and had no one to share the moment with. So I think I need someone to share these moments of coffee with me.

Desperate for a social I think?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Kippers.

I hadn't had any for years. They're lovely, but it's such a palaver picking all the bones out. My quick brunch turned into a rather lengthy affair and I was late for a meeting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Coffee. Amazing, delicious coffee

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
over a year ago

south sheilds

Chocolate

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Weetabix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *interflingMan
over a year ago

london

Jealous, a Leon halloumi muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueberry muffin

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A slice of toast

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
over a year ago

Londontown

Toasted banana bread with espresso butter

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Bran flakes

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

A chocolate digestive biscuit.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Garlic pizza x

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A witty non sequitur to deploy to woo the lovely Sparkle, however having just seen her update I thought I’d better not

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noodle

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Piece of chocolate cake

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Mango

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A witty non sequitur to deploy to woo the lovely Sparkle, however having just seen her update I thought I’d better not

I'm like a little hand grenade today

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

a nice peach,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Star Bar

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By *istr3ssWoman
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

A boiled egg

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Definitely not a cock not seen or tasted a big cock in months xx

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By *dventureSeeker321Man
over a year ago

St. John’s

Heavenly Hash ice cream. Delicious!

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading

Walkers crisps, ready salted.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Toothbrush

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Bacardi and Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words "Jada Pinkett Smith".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy lips

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate biscuits

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

RWB

Bran flakes

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

Pickled onion Monster Munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake"

What type

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Lemon drizzle cake made yesterday.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Sip of tepid coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Cake

What type

Chocolate

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hot squash. And the end of a bic pen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bannana

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Seeded wholemeal toast with peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a cup of tea count?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Coffee

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

Brazil nuts

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Paella

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By *needabrewMan
over a year ago

the hills

Toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Icecream

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Profiteroles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough medicine

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By *WB85Man
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Salt and vinegar Hula Hoops.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Beef isolate.. I messed up and got apple and blackcurrant though, it’s not great

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Pizza

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A banana

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

A mini egg.

The last one in the packet

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A can of pop

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Rum & ginger ale

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

My vape, I'd rather be sucking on something better though.

Mr H

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Pie.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Extra strong mint

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Pie. "

Hairy pie or chicken and mushroom?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A mars bar

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Hairy pie or chicken and mushroom? "

Not telling. My post was deliberately ambiguous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb crumble and custard

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A slice of toast with bovril and cottage cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush.

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appe pie"

Poor monkey

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Apple pie

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By *lueeyedblonde78Woman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip, got man flu, two duvets on the bed to sweat it out, ready for work in the morning

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Mini egg chocolate bar

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Bourbon biscuit

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By *nothernewtwoCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Mini eggs

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Toothbrush and toothpaste

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Strawberry Mivvi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KitKat chunky.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Tuna, mayo and gherkin sandwich.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My pills and some water.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Dental floss.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My pills and some water. "

That's what I'm having for dessert

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My pills and some water.

That's what I'm having for dessert

I had Colgate + toothbrush as my starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic cos I deserve it

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Hot chocolate

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A piece of Connie Caterpillar

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By *OOKIE911Man
over a year ago

Watford

Rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

our place

The Mrs juicy pussy

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

our place

Sorry,for some reason read and presumed it was “last night” lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *eandthebossCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Pork pie

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Banana

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Toast

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Coffee

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cherry Lucozade

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Ciggy

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

visiting with work

My pen lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy batch roll that I baked myself.

Toasted with loads of butter and melted cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s pus__ , opps sorry that was in a dream

I meant snickers bar

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

A chocolate truffle

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

A mini battenburg cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

nectarine

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