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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

Bloody spiders, hey

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!

You are so calm, about the spider!!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Congrats on becoming Spider-Man!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I know a third nipple called Steven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Bloody spiders, hey

Yeah, full of my blood the size of the sore it left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!

You are so calm, about the spider!!"

I'm good with spiders, they're incredible creatures. I only wish they'd keep themselves to themselves and not take sneaky nibbles of me when I'm asleep.

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!

You are so calm, about the spider!!

I'm good with spiders, they're incredible creatures. I only wish they'd keep themselves to themselves and not take sneaky nibbles of me when I'm asleep.

Incredible if you say so!! Totally agree, go house sit somewhere else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Congrats on becoming Spider-Man!

Some spider venom improves performance I've read.....That's why I woke up this morning in a tent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"I know a third nipple called Steven "

I'm not naming my spider sore Steven.

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

"Congrats on becoming Spider-Man!

Some spider venom improves performance I've read.....That's why I woke up this morning in a tent!

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By *melie LALWoman
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

As long as it's not a tick.

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By *estarossa.Woman
38 weeks ago

Flagrante

*checks distance away from OP and breathes sigh of relief!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
38 weeks ago

Reading

I have a third nipple apparently. But you can only see it on a mammogram.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!

You are so calm, about the spider!!

I'm good with spiders, they're incredible creatures. I only wish they'd keep themselves to themselves and not take sneaky nibbles of me when I'm asleep.

Incredible if you say so!! Totally agree, go house sit somewhere else!

House sit somewhere else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"*checks distance away from OP and breathes sigh of relief!

You've nothing to be concerned about. Whatever sneaky little creepy that bit me if stuffed now. Probably hibinate for a year now sleeping that meal off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"As long as it's not a tick."

Yeah, it could have been or a mosquito bite. The weirld mild winter has everything appearing early.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Central

What type of spider was it? How did it happen?

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By *naswingdressWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

*panics*

*remembers what country this is*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
38 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Need it kissing better?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

How do you know it was a spider?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Need it kissing better?"

No. It might not be a bite. It might be, like, spider babies about to emerge. Not worth the risk.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Could have been worse.

Could have been your bellend or your bollocks.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
38 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Need it kissing better?

No. It might not be a bite. It might be, like, spider babies about to emerge. Not worth the risk.

Good point.

I retract the question...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Could have been worse.

Could have been your bellend or your bollocks.....

You say that, but it's happened before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Need it kissing better?"

I would but, no. It's a nasty one. I don't have any on my willy though...

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By *naswingdressWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Could have been worse.

Could have been your bellend or your bollocks.....

You say that, but it's happened before.

And this is why we check the dunny before we go *nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"How do you know it was a spider?

I don't. But it's not a spot. Something has bitten me for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Could have been worse.

Could have been your bellend or your bollocks.....

You say that, but it's happened before.

And this is why we check the dunny before we go *nods*"

I do that too. But they're so damn crafty!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
38 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Need it kissing better?

I would but, no. It's a nasty one. I don't have any on my willy though...

In that case... willy it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Need it kissing better?

I would but, no. It's a nasty one. I don't have any on my willy though...

In that case... willy it is

you naughty sexy woman.

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