FabSwingers.com forum: Name one of the top mum phrases in the UK

By *usman 199 OP Man
38 weeks ago

Stockport

It's like Blackpool illuminations in here

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By *oo..Woman
38 weeks ago

Boo's World

"I want" doesn't get

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Because I said so."

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By *eartShapedBoxxxWoman
38 weeks ago

Disgustaaang!

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By *valanche1001Man
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Clean your room!!

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

If you break your leg don't come running to me

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By *onameyet2Man
38 weeks ago

chorley

You’ll get chilblains

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By *adCherriesCouple
38 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Would you jump off a cliff too?

Wipe that look off your face before I do.

Money don't grow on trees.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

You weren't born in a barn

And my personal favourite

I bought you into the world, I will be the one to take you out of it

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By *he KinkysCouple
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I’ve not sat down all day or were you born in a field x

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By *ourisfunCouple
38 weeks ago

Central

[Removed by poster at 06/03/24 19:35:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I'll make you cry about something

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Take your coat off. You won't feel the benefit.

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By *tylebender03Man
38 weeks ago

Manchester

Right that’s it, Christmas this year is cancelled

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

All of these are used here as well

Don't make me get up to ya

Where's the wooden spoon

Ah for fuck sake *insert child's name here*

You're not going out in that you'll catch your death

You're not right so you're not

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By *estarossa.Woman
38 weeks ago

Flagrante

Were you born in a barn?

Bedtime.

Get off your phone.

You're grounded.

And finally,

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Just look at yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Did I send you with a message? So why are you chasing my business?

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
38 weeks ago

surrey

Warm/cold enough for you dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Are you hungry

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

What’s for tea (for the hundredth time)

Mum “shit with sugar on”

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If the wind changes you'll stay like that

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

If you sit too close to the TV you'll get square eyes

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Fuck off

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

https://travelaroundireland.com/101-irish-mammy-sayings/

I'll just leave this here or I'd be all day typing

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

Call me when you get there, so I know you got there safely.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"We'll see..." I.e. not a fucking chance

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

Stop playing with it or it will fall off

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

Unless there’s fire or blood I don’t want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"You wait til we get home" put the absolute fear of God into me

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Wait till your Dad gets home

*phone rings* [poshvoice]"Hello, lady of the house speaking"[/poshvoice]

*Will you lot shut the fuck up! I can't hear the telephone*

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

These are all brilliant

"Do you want me to get your dad?!"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

And then there was 'the look' nothing said just 'that look'

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Were you born in a barn?

Bedtime.

Get off your phone.

You're grounded.

And finally,

I love you."

That last one, of course

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

What's for dinner mother dear?

..."Food"

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

"These are all brilliant

"Do you want me to get your dad?!""

Waiting for the cheeky kid to reply yes it would be nice to know who he was

Followed by a smacked arse from mum

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"These are all brilliant

"Do you want me to get your dad?!"

Waiting for the cheeky kid to reply yes it would be nice to know who he was

Followed by a smacked arse from mum "

*Was* being the operative word

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Well it was f*King wan eh yees

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

There are children starving around the world, eat your dinner.

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

You’ll live

Covered everything from a nettle sting to near death and everything in between

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Do you think I’m buttoned up the back?

Away and geez peace

I’ll give you something to greet about

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

""You wait til we get home" put the absolute fear of God into me

That one had me vibrating in the back of the car the whole way home

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

You little shit

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London

I'll take my hand off your face.

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By *xelciscoMan
38 weeks ago

Reading/bracknell

"Nice cock, boy, let me help"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West

"What's for dinner mother dear?

..."Food""

"Dry bread and wish-it"

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By *ornycougaWoman
38 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Can you top up my glass if you are going to the kitchen?

My fave was my best mate at school's mum. Everytime we went back to hers her mum would say "have you been ladding it round the corner again?"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

My feared one off my dad...

"I'm not asking you son. I'm telling you"

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By *avexxMan
38 weeks ago

cheshire

you will feel the back of my hand in min

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

"You’ll live

Covered everything from a nettle sting to near death and everything in between "

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

""You wait til we get home" put the absolute fear of God into me

That one had me vibrating in the back of the car the whole way home

Not much has changed

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By *ascaIMan
38 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Shut the door, we’re not heating the street!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

These are class , brings back so many memories

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

""Nice cock, boy, let me help"

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wow

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

Whatever you're doing, stop it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

""You wait til we get home" put the absolute fear of God into me

That one had me vibrating in the back of the car the whole way home

It's the slow wait before certain death. Torture

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

Television on mute with subtitles

"Will you turn that TV down!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Don't tell the others but you're my favourite...

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By *ascaIMan
38 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

“Can I get something from the ice-cream man?"

"There's choc ices in the freezer"

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

"“Can I get something from the ice-cream man?"

"There's choc ices in the freezer"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

What part of the word NO

you don't understand

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
38 weeks ago

Wakefield

Make sure you have clean underwear on in case you get knocked down by a car

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Does my arse cheeks flap and pounds flee out of it?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Go outside and play, the milkman will be here in a minute

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

To any ailment “have you tried having a poo”?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Get! Dressed!

Where are your shoes?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
38 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Just be honest, it'll be OK....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West

^^^I feel seen and heard on those last two

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Were you born in a barn?

(Don’t know, can’t remember).

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By *ndycoinsMan
38 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"What's for tea?"

"Three jumps at the pantry door"

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By *irmelaterMan
38 weeks ago

Telford

If it tastes horrible

It's good for you

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
38 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"^^^I feel seen and heard on those last two

It never was OK

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By *ndycoinsMan
38 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Stop that you'll have no {whatever} left

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By *xelciscoMan
38 weeks ago

Reading/bracknell

""Nice cock, boy, let me help"

wow"

What, you never heard that?..

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By *xonman53Man
38 weeks ago

Thame

Wait til yer dad gets home...!!!

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By *reat me rightWoman
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

Because I said so

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By *reat me rightWoman
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

Go to bed

Get to bed - NOW

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By *reat me rightWoman
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

Have you done your homework

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By *reat me rightWoman
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

Put your clothes away - I say this every fucking day and she still doesn't do it

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By *coobyABCMan
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Do as I say, not as I do

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