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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

Or woman…

Here’s one thing, I could never get my head around on Fab, if I fancy someone, like properly, Who do I talk to you about? Chances are if I speak to somebody, they could fancy them …so we could end up fighting after break. … well you get the point.

Anyway, I’m looking for a wing man, someone who can advise me when to play it cool, or when I should make a move. More importantly, put a good word in for me. ‘my mate fancies you and cooks a damn good steak with creamy pepper sauce, and is pretty good at the sexy sex! ‘ type thing.

Please apply by the end of the business day on Friday. Thank you.

Does anybody else feel like this like, like I need to share some thoughts about some stuff?

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By *enk15Man
38 weeks ago

Evesham

What are the pay and working conditions like?

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By *obilebottomMan
38 weeks ago

All over

I will do it Woody if you don't get a better offer. You just need to narrow the field down a bit though. I am not telling 600 women how good your steak is

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Or woman…

Here’s one thing, I could never get my head around on Fab, if I fancy someone, like properly, Who do I talk to you about? Chances are if I speak to somebody, they could fancy them …so we could end up fighting after break. … well you get the point.

Anyway, I’m looking for a wing man, someone who can advise me when to play it cool, or when I should make a move. More importantly, put a good word in for me. ‘my mate fancies you and cooks a damn good steak with creamy pepper sauce, and is pretty good at the sexy sex! ‘ type thing.

Please apply by the end of the business day on Friday. Thank you.

Does anybody else feel like this like, like I need to share some thoughts about some stuff? "

Hard question op.

Best friend perhaps.

Or just go for it live life taking risk. Nothing to lose. At least if you try you will know.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Or woman…

Here’s one thing, I could never get my head around on Fab, if I fancy someone, like properly, Who do I talk to you about? Chances are if I speak to somebody, they could fancy them …so we could end up fighting after break. … well you get the point.

Anyway, I’m looking for a wing man, someone who can advise me when to play it cool, or when I should make a move. More importantly, put a good word in for me. ‘my mate fancies you and cooks a damn good steak with creamy pepper sauce, and is pretty good at the sexy sex! ‘ type thing.

Please apply by the end of the business day on Friday. Thank you.

Does anybody else feel like this like, like I need to share some thoughts about some stuff? "

What you offering if they apply op.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"What are the pay and working conditions like?"

My thoughts exactly on the op

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By *iddlesticksMan
38 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Play it cool trigger, play it cool.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"What are the pay and working conditions like?"

for Good council, there’s virtual high-fives and thank yous.

For anything that lead to a possible online communication - virtual pats on the back, and proper praise, sometimes publicly.

If by some miracle you’re able to help someone get face to face with me… and in some kind of miracle , you’ve talked someone into getting naked with me, I’ll buy you a pint and I’ll name you in my will.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I think Willy Idol would be a good match for you. Then can you please discuss between you when you’re going on a road trip to South Wales? Cheers

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen."

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

"

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

Me. But when we’re ploughing both holes together then please ensure we don’t touch ballbags cause I don’t like that

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!"

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

"

I’d like you to return for a second interview.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

"

I love that idea! But obviously tried and tested matches. I mean we can’t go throwing people together without having had a sample. Can we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I think Willy Idol would be a good match for you. Then can you please discuss between you when you’re going on a road trip to South Wales? Cheers "

Willi sounds like a great travel companion

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I think Willy Idol would be a good match for you. Then can you please discuss between you when you’re going on a road trip to South Wales? Cheers

Willi sounds like a great travel companion "

I think you should start planning your trip straight away. In fact what are you up to this evening?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

I love that idea! But obviously tried and tested matches. I mean we can’t go throwing people together without having had a sample. Can we? "

Try before you buy? We could start a review website. TripAdvisor for swingers.

5 stars. A must have.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

I’d like you to return for a second interview. "

I made it through to the second round? This must be a record.

I must blow the dust off of my references.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Just call me goose, I’ll keep you on the straight and narrow. And we’ll never fight no one fancies me

The mr

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Just call me goose, I’ll keep you on the straight and narrow. And we’ll never fight no one fancies me

The mr "

Talk to me goose.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

I love that idea! But obviously tried and tested matches. I mean we can’t go throwing people together without having had a sample. Can we?

Try before you buy? We could start a review website. TripAdvisor for swingers.

5 stars. A must have.

"

I like this!

You have got yourself a business partner

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Or woman…

Here’s one thing, I could never get my head around on Fab, if I fancy someone, like properly, Who do I talk to you about? Chances are if I speak to somebody, they could fancy them …so we could end up fighting after break. … well you get the point.

Anyway, I’m looking for a wing man, someone who can advise me when to play it cool, or when I should make a move. More importantly, put a good word in for me. ‘my mate fancies you and cooks a damn good steak with creamy pepper sauce, and is pretty good at the sexy sex! ‘ type thing.

Please apply by the end of the business day on Friday. Thank you.

Does anybody else feel like this like, like I need to share some thoughts about some stuff? "

NO - "you can be MY wingman anytime"

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

I love that idea! But obviously tried and tested matches. I mean we can’t go throwing people together without having had a sample. Can we?

Try before you buy? We could start a review website. TripAdvisor for swingers.

5 stars. A must have.

I like this!

You have got yourself a business partner "

I'll let Peter Jones know he can fuck off.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

I love that idea! But obviously tried and tested matches. I mean we can’t go throwing people together without having had a sample. Can we?

Try before you buy? We could start a review website. TripAdvisor for swingers.

5 stars. A must have.

I like this!

You have got yourself a business partner

I'll let Peter Jones know he can fuck off.

"

Can we keep Deborah on board though? I feel a bit submissive for her.

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

I’ll finger the best friend of the hottie you fancy even if I don’t fancy her so it gives you a clear run at the one you fancy.

Mind you the best mate of the hottie is probably saying the same about me (snog not finger though) lol

That’s what a wingman is for

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"This is a swinging site, so I have the solution.

What you need, Woody old pal, is a friend who shares well with others.

That way it doesn’t matter if you’re both into the same woman. You can still be supportive wingmen.

This should be a given in the lifestyle. You shouldn't be with someone who gets the hump because they are not chosen over you.

I encourage all my friends, male or female, to pursue those they fancy. I've even been known to play cupid for a few.

Me too! I’m like the Cilla Black of swinging!

You've gorra lorra lorra laughs in the valleys.

I've got two marriages and two engagements under my belt cilla. Maybe we should go on the road together. Move over Fred, it's swinging first dates.

Surprise! Surprise!

I love that idea! But obviously tried and tested matches. I mean we can’t go throwing people together without having had a sample. Can we?

Try before you buy? We could start a review website. TripAdvisor for swingers.

5 stars. A must have.

I like this!

You have got yourself a business partner

I'll let Peter Jones know he can fuck off.

Can we keep Deborah on board though? I feel a bit submissive for her. "

If that's what you want, partner. Although I have heard she can be tricky to encourage to put anything in.

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By *parkle1974Woman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

What's the benefits?

Is holiday pay included?

Would I get sick pay?

So many questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"What's the benefits?

Is holiday pay included?

Would I get sick pay?

So many questions "

Benefits.?.. I’m glad you brought that up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Just call me goose, I’ll keep you on the straight and narrow. And we’ll never fight no one fancies me

The mr "

can you play piano!? Cos if you can, we can make this work.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
38 weeks ago

London


"What's the benefits?

Is holiday pay included?

Would I get sick pay?

So many questions

Benefits.?.. I’m glad you brought that up. "

PAYE

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield

Is there actual steak and sex so I can verify accurately and honestly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Is there actual steak and sex so I can verify accurately and honestly? "

A meet and meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Are we allowed to unionise?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield


"Is there actual steak and sex so I can verify accurately and honestly?

A meet and meat? "

Ooooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I'd make a crap wingman

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