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By *ruceyy OP Man
50 weeks ago

London

What is the most off-putting sex noise you've encountered?

Recently I met someone who literally SCREAMED. And kept rolling her eyes back into her head. Before you ask she wasn't on any form of anything, just dicking. I still smashed of course but I was a little like...oh really? I mean I like my guy and all but cmon now it's not 20 inches...

What about you?

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Baaaaaaaaa

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
50 weeks ago

ashford

"Baaaaaaaaa"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
50 weeks ago

Leeds

I had a bloke count down 3-2-1 then cum, it was soooo off-putting.

Mrs

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By *ruceyy OP Man
50 weeks ago

London

"Baaaaaaaaa"

Your location is somewhere in the middle...but of a poor farmyard animal?!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
50 weeks ago

London

"I had a bloke count down 3-2-1 then cum, it was soooo off-putting.

Mrs "

Look when you marry someone you have to accept their flaws too Mrs...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
50 weeks ago

Leeds

"I had a bloke count down 3-2-1 then cum, it was soooo off-putting.

Mrs

Look when you marry someone you have to accept their flaws too Mrs...

Not a chance I'd marry anyone that counted down to cumming

Mrs

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
50 weeks ago

Durham

That time an ex screamed "mummy" as he climaxed

H x

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By *ruceyy OP Man
50 weeks ago

London

"I had a bloke count down 3-2-1 then cum, it was soooo off-putting.

Mrs

Look when you marry someone you have to accept their flaws too Mrs...

Not a chance I'd marry anyone that counted down to cumming

Mrs"

That's me out. I say 'mississippi' between each number though if that makes it ok?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
50 weeks ago

London

"That time an ex screamed "mummy" as he climaxed

H x"

Are you ducking serious?!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
50 weeks ago

kent

Ailsa went through a phase where her eyes would roll back. It was intense! Now she keeps her eyes closed - but that could have more to do with me getting old and, erm, a bit less lean and sculpted

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By *ruceyy OP Man
50 weeks ago

London

"Ailsa went through a phase where her eyes would roll back. It was intense! Now she keeps her eyes closed - but that could have more to do with me getting old and, erm, a bit less lean and sculpted

Due to your monster dong?!

And be nice to her! I would be

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