FabSwingers.com forum: Men are from mars

By *layfullsam OP Man
38 weeks ago

Solihull

Men are from mars, Women have no penis (well some might)

Says the title of the famous book.

So the big question is

Just WHAT are the great differences between the sexes

Light hearted thread so let’s celebrate the differences with a smile and a giggle

I’ll start with the time it takes to get ready for a night out

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd say one would be men don't have a clit, I pitty them.

Mrs

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By *r_reusMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry

And on Mars each day, we work rest and play.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
38 weeks ago

Solihull

"I'd say one would be men don't have a clit, I pitty them.

Mrs "

Or boobies

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar

The ability to turn their hearing off at any given moment and without written permission

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

"I'd say one would be men don't have a clit, I pitty them.

Mrs

Or boobies

Some do, don't knock the moobs.

Mrs

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By *eavilMan
38 weeks ago

Stalybridge

No one doing the old "your anus" quip?

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

Women seem genuinely interested in what their friends have been upto

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Women seem genuinely interested in what their friends have been upto"

Are men not? I have men friends, they listen to chatter and they tell me stuff... is this just pretence?!

MrsAbz

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Are men not? I have men friends, they listen to chatter and they tell me stuff... is this just pretence?! MrsAbz"

We’re genuinely interested in what our female friends have been up to. Other men? Nah, not so much. We just talk about cars and stuff.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Are men not? I have men friends, they listen to chatter and they tell me stuff... is this just pretence?! MrsAbz

We’re genuinely interested in what our female friends have been up to. Other men? Nah, not so much. We just talk about cars and stuff."

Well I am glad to hear that

My chatter shall continue unabated (I know, you are so pleased by that

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HappyBeaver

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Women seem genuinely interested in what their friends have been upto

Are men not? I have men friends, they listen to chatter and they tell me stuff... is this just pretence?!

MrsAbz"

Manchat on the phone:

Alright?

Yea, you?

Yep.

Pub?

Yep.

Laters.

Yep.

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Totties take a delightfully long time at the petrol station, between getting into their car and moving off.

It’s just fantastic and is to be treasured.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Women seem genuinely interested in what their friends have been upto

Are men not? I have men friends, they listen to chatter and they tell me stuff... is this just pretence?!

MrsAbz

Manchat on the phone:

Alright?

Yea, you?

Yep.

Pub?

Yep.

Laters.

Yep."

I jusy cannot fathom it! To get to the position of agreeing a time with my friends requires at least 6 stories of our day each, an update on That Situation, a discussion on what to wear and several "love you, can't wait to see your face" exchanges before hanging up.

Probably followed by a Facetime whilst getting ready.

Someone is doing chatting wrong here and it is not me

MrsAbz

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