FabSwingers.com forum: Can I have a sniff?

By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

Would I want to?…

What do you smell like right now?

I’m curious and also bored

*disclaimer* I don’t want to sniff of any of your bits, just a general all over sniff. I haven’t reached full creeper level yet.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
50 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Coffee. Up til 4am and its keeping me awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Carolina Herrera Men (the old formulation with the red tag), but not for long only a few spritzes remain...

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By *ad NannaWoman
50 weeks ago

East London

Sure deodorant, almond and honey body wash and Lenor.

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By *estarossa.Woman
50 weeks ago

Flagrante

Laundry liquid and deodorant.

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Salt and vinegar crisps

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By *obilebottomMan
50 weeks ago

All over

Shumukh

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I don't know because my sinuses are blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"I don't know because my sinuses are blocked

You forget just how much you appreciate being able to breathe out your nose until it’s blocked. Hope you’re feeling better soon!

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By *aximus2589Man
50 weeks ago

st.helens

Musty like a old man

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Had CK one fresh or summer or whatever it was on yesterday.

Today just trust BO basher L’Oréal for men

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My lunch heating up in the ol' meecro-wahvay

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"What do you smell like right now?"

A little bit Tom Ford-y and a little bit outdoorsy.

Could be worse, I guess.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
50 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Old Skool. Joop

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
50 weeks ago

east coast

Iv got paco rabanne phantom love the smell of it

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I'm wearing Flower Bomb by Victor and Rolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"My lunch heating up in the ol' meecro-wahvay

What are you having today Nigella? So I can decide whether I’d like a sniff or not

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By *bi HaiveMan
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50 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just checked.

No 'lynx Africa' comments yet......

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By *rilingualMan
50 weeks ago

Guildford

What do I smell like right now?

In the words of Derek Trotter...

Magnifique Rodeney. x

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"My lunch heating up in the ol' meecro-wahvay

What are you having today Nigella? So I can decide whether I’d like a sniff or not

A rather boring meal prep of chicken, pasta, and broccoli. The chicken is at least season though

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
50 weeks ago

Leeds

Coffee, perfume and a little underboob sweat, come sniff me......

Mrs

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
50 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I am currently wearing ‘manure’ by Holstein.

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By *a LunaWoman
50 weeks ago

South Wales

Chicken cup of soup and some Wotsits.

I won’t expect a stampede of interest.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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50 weeks ago

East Sussex

I smell like Jo Malone English pear and freesia. I think that's what it's called anyway. Also coffee, I smell like coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"Coffee, perfume and a little underboob sweat, come sniff me......

Mrs "

The only thing my brain processed was boobs. I’m on my way!

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary

I smell like vanilla & coconut and sudocrem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"I am currently wearing ‘manure’ by Holstein.

hard pass!

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Chicken cup of soup and some Wotsits.

I won’t expect a stampede of interest. "

I like both things.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
50 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Chicken cup of soup and some Wotsits.

I won’t expect a stampede of interest. "

Ahh, well, you see if it had been Oxtail I’d ‘ave been in there like a rat up a drainpipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"I smell like Jo Malone English pear and freesia. I think that's what it's called anyway. Also coffee, I smell like coffee "

Everyone smells like coffee today. I’m so disappointed! The perfume sounds like it smells lovely though

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By *gent CoulsonMan
50 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Boss bottled and hot tub chlorine, what can I say, I like to smell nice in the hot tub

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By *icecouple561Couple
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50 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I smell like Jo Malone English pear and freesia. I think that's what it's called anyway. Also coffee, I smell like coffee

Everyone smells like coffee today. I’m so disappointed! The perfume sounds like it smells lovely though

It does it's the only Jo Malone smell I like.

I bought it at the airport it was £88. Mr N thought the woman said £18 and was telling me to just buy it

. I was going to anyway but

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I smell like Jo Malone English pear and freesia. I think that's what it's called anyway. Also coffee, I smell like coffee

Everyone smells like coffee today. I’m so disappointed! The perfume sounds like it smells lovely though

It does it's the only Jo Malone smell I like.

I bought it at the airport it was £88. Mr N thought the woman said £18 and was telling me to just buy it

. I was going to anyway but

haha, men never know how much cosmetics cost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"I smell like Jo Malone English pear and freesia. I think that's what it's called anyway. Also coffee, I smell like coffee

Everyone smells like coffee today. I’m so disappointed! The perfume sounds like it smells lovely though

It does it's the only Jo Malone smell I like.

I bought it at the airport it was £88. Mr N thought the woman said £18 and was telling me to just buy it

. I was going to anyway but

Oh dear

the conversation afterwards would have been interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"Boss bottled and hot tub chlorine, what can I say, I like to smell nice in the hot tub"

Boss bottled is my favourite aftershave! I’d have a sniff

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

haha, men never know how much cosmetics cost"

Sometimes best not to

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
50 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I smell like Jo Malone English pear and freesia. I think that's what it's called anyway. Also coffee, I smell like coffee

Everyone smells like coffee today. I’m so disappointed! The perfume sounds like it smells lovely though

It does it's the only Jo Malone smell I like.

I bought it at the airport it was £88. Mr N thought the woman said £18 and was telling me to just buy it

. I was going to anyway but

Oh dear

the conversation afterwards would have been interesting

We were laughing about it

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By *eliWoman
50 weeks ago

Dove soap and my fingers probably smell of pineapple and satsumas. Not particularly sexy I'm afraid.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
50 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I smell like cherry chapstick…

It’s a biting cold wind out there today and you gotta keep those kissers soft

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
50 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I smell like cherry chapstick…

It’s a biting cold wind out there today and you gotta keep those kissers soft

When I got home earlier today H’s comment was right on the ball after our first kiss:

“I love the smell of lip balm in the morning “

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By *TG3Man
50 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Would I want to?…

What do you smell like right now?

I’m curious and also bored

*disclaimer* I don’t want to sniff of any of your bits, just a general all over sniff. I haven’t reached full creeper level yet. "
No

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Straight out of the shower I now smell of Oud wood and vanilla ..

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Lemsip, snot and sweat

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Straight out of the shower I now smell of Oud wood and vanilla ..

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By *ea monkeyMan
50 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I smell of boss the scent.

Oh and probably dog since he’s sitting on me

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By *hank you sirMan
50 weeks ago

colchester

Deep heat cream at the moment with my back

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By *ornucopiaMan
50 weeks ago

Bexley

... it's the only Jo Malone smell I like.

I bought it at the airport it was £88. "

Sounds Spanish to me, "Home alone"!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

One million and sure deodorant but my cock is just pure man smell

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
50 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I smell of grapefruit shower gel.

And probably a whiff of pork casserole because that was my lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

JP perfume with a wee bit Lenor flung in cos I dropped it putting a washing on x

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By *ea wangMan
50 weeks ago

scunthorpe

David Beckham here

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By *elshcouple18Couple
50 weeks ago

Cardiff

Full on sweaty smell, just jumped off the turbo trainer.

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
50 weeks ago

brentwood

Mint and tea tree especially around the twig and berries

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards

Something orange-y (shower gel, plus just ate one), tobacco, and man-chest-hair.

Breath is slightly minty.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Like that piece of hair that's been stuck in your bellybutton for 5 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Just lost half a stone on the loo. There ya go . Imagine that smell .

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

It’s been a busy day so I can smell my own plums

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By *ubbie300Couple
50 weeks ago

Bawtry

Well, I’ve been fresher!!!

Gonna have a shower after my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Sniff tester alert for the op... Hmm I think a bit of next perfume GOLD

I always wondered why it called WC water.. Eau de toilette. I mean really is that the way to make fab perfume.. Goes to my toilet..

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By *onameyet2Man
50 weeks ago

chorley

[Removed by poster at 04/03/24 17:23:46]

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By *onameyet2Man
50 weeks ago

chorley

"Mint and tea tree especially around the twig and berries

Tea tree on the old chap can be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I am currently wearing ‘manure’ by Holstein.

That made me laugh ! I quite often used to wear eau d' cheval with a smattering of cooked grass !

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I currently smell of SJP Lovely as just had a shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Secretions Magnifiques" by Etat Libre d'Orange are supposed to smell of all the "wrong" bodily secretions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"It’s been a busy day so I can smell my own plums

I’m so attracted to you right now

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By *rRiosMan
50 weeks ago

dublin

It’s a subtle delicate balanced blend of desperation and allure

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
50 weeks ago

Ipswich

Been a very long day only three hours left

To be fair been very busy so musk man smell

Home shower then either ck or joop

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By *avexxMan
50 weeks ago

cheshire

i smell of sauvage

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By *orthern StarsCouple
50 weeks ago

Durham

I'll smell ok now I've taken my wellies off

Ruby

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards

"[All unpleasant smells removed by poster at 04/03/24 18:07:46 and replaced by perfumed unicorn rainbows]"

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By *ife NinjaMan
50 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Garlic. I've just had my tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"Garlic. I've just had my tea

I’ve just had garlic dough balls. I should avoid getting close enough to sniff anyone for a while

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By *ife NinjaMan
50 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Garlic. I've just had my tea

I’ve just had garlic dough balls. I should avoid getting close enough to sniff anyone for a while

I love the stuff. Make my mouth water

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By *avexxMan
50 weeks ago

cheshire

"Garlic. I've just had my tea

I’ve just had garlic dough balls. I should avoid getting close enough to sniff anyone for a while

"
... certainly keep them vampires away

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

No, it's not. We like it.

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By *ife NinjaMan
50 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

I think he might have been alright with it from you

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

I think he might have been alright with it from you

Lol - jacksparrow99 and Fife Ninja he was clearly gay* so I don't think I got away with it!

* although I did think 2 of my kids were and I was wrong so don't trust me on this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

I followed a woman round Aldi a while ago, trying to pluck up the courage to stop her and ask what perfume she had on. My husband had to explain how creepy it sounded afterwards too

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

I followed a woman round Aldi a while ago, trying to pluck up the courage to stop her and ask what perfume she had on. My husband had to explain how creepy it sounded afterwards too

I get you. Smells are just so damn evocative. I have done this more than once with men and women

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
50 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Irn bru and my perfume angel elixir as I'd not long guzzled some and topped up

Tinder

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
50 weeks ago

Essex

As ever, Misty is gonna fail at “the sexy”

I smell of pizza & garlic mayo.

(Form an orderly queue)

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
50 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

I followed a woman round Aldi a while ago, trying to pluck up the courage to stop her and ask what perfume she had on. My husband had to explain how creepy it sounded afterwards too

Could be worse you could have done what a patient did to me and that's lean right in and sniff and then ask

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"As ever, Misty is gonna fail at “the sexy”

I smell of pizza & garlic mayo.

(Form an orderly queue)"

I think we had the same dinner! I had garlic dough balls to go along with it so I’m extra garlicky

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By *apiomanMan
50 weeks ago

Shipley

I can smell mango... mixed with martini. What's not to like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"Nivea sunscreen and salt with a whiff of jalapeño margarita.

I was walking behind a guy yesterday and I had to tell him how great he smelt. It was only afterwards I thought "damn that was creepy"

I followed a woman round Aldi a while ago, trying to pluck up the courage to stop her and ask what perfume she had on. My husband had to explain how creepy it sounded afterwards too

Could be worse you could have done what a patient did to me and that's lean right in and sniff and then ask

Tinder"

No way!!

I was having a good sniff but it was from a distance. That’s so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Dior sauvage.. best aftershave around

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Dior sauvage.. best aftershave around

In the affordable mass-market niche, yes.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
50 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ive done a 5k stompy walk, 2k walking back and forth to collect small person and between that did a 40 min workout.

I'd probably give me half an hour until I'm out the shower before you sniff in this direction

MrsAbz

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
50 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Would you like to scratch and sniff me?

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By *apiomanMan
50 weeks ago

Shipley

"Would you like to scratch and sniff me?

Yes, since you asked!

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By *ou only live onceMan
50 weeks ago

London

"Ive done a 5k stompy walk, 2k walking back and forth to collect small person and between that did a 40 min workout.

I'd probably give me half an hour until I'm out the shower before you sniff in this direction

MrsAbz"

Similarly, it's all post-football muskiness over here. Breathe it in!

Ok, I need a shower. See you in a bit!

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By *dventuresofLandSCouple
50 weeks ago

Lincoln

Him - Tom Ford Ombre Leather

Her - Versace Purple

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By *smith87Man
50 weeks ago

totton

Disappointment

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By *sWyldWoman
50 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Caroline Hererra. Very Good Girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Dove for men body wash and Aveeno moisturiser

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
50 weeks ago

North West

"Would I want to?…

What do you smell like right now?

I’m curious and also bored

*disclaimer* I don’t want to sniff of any of your bits, just a general all over sniff. I haven’t reached full creeper level yet. "

Ummmm. I think I smell somewhat like toothpaste, with a hint of emollient cream and the remnants of this morning's Sanex. Maybe a bit of sweat somewhere in the mix......

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By *valanche1001Man
50 weeks ago

Leeds

A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect

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By *otSoPoshWoman
50 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect "

That's hot

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By *valanche1001Man
50 weeks ago

Leeds

"A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect

That's hot"

Honestly, you do have some funny kinks posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
50 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect

That's hot

Honestly, you do have some funny kinks posh

xx "

I actually do...

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By *estarossa.Woman
50 weeks ago

Flagrante

"A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect

That's hot

Honestly, you do have some funny kinks posh

xx "

She thought you said chloroform!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
50 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect

That's hot

Honestly, you do have some funny kinks posh

She thought you said chloroform!

Crap. Did he not?

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By *valanche1001Man
50 weeks ago

Leeds

"A faint whiff of chlorine I suspect

That's hot

Honestly, you do have some funny kinks posh

She thought you said chloroform!

Ah that’ll be it

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Arabic attar perfume oil

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By *eardedbloke300Man
50 weeks ago

cardiff

I use various beard oils and balmain.

At the moment my beard smells of black cherry.

Perfume wise diesel only the brave.

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