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Funniest football chants

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By *asisfan25 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Essex

What are the funniest chants you've heard at a football game? Sorry if the following offends many people. I still remember this game like it was yesterday, even though it happened well over 10 years ago. Chelsea were playing Leeds away in the league cup, the first time in years if I remember rightly. It was probably one of the best away games I've been to, with a score of 1-5!! Even Torres scored. Flares were going off with every goal, and you could tell the pure hatred between both clubs. It's a rivalry that has been going on since the 70s.

We started singing "JIMMY SAVILE HES ONE OF YOUR OWN."

THEN LEEDS CAME BACK WITH "JIMMY SAVILE HES FINGERED YOUR MUM."

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By *ndycoinsMan
38 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

When Kewells wife was in the jungle with Bobby Ball,"Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Quite liked the Liverpool chant during their 1st game after their carabauo Cup win. " We haven't won a trophy since last Sunday afternoon" to the tune of yellow submarine

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By *asisfan25 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Quite liked the Liverpool chant during their 1st game after their carabauo Cup win. " We haven't won a trophy since last Sunday afternoon" to the tune of yellow submarine "
my favourite recently has been your nothing special we lose every week

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By *ilver_medalistMan
38 weeks ago

belfast

Chelsea v Tromso. First leg was on a snow covered pitch, return leg was " what's it like to play on grass " from the Chelsea supporters

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By *asisfan25 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Chelsea v Tromso. First leg was on a snow covered pitch, return leg was " what's it like to play on grass " from the Chelsea supporters "
Fantastic i heard alot of good stories from the away game too it was bitterly cold

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By *2000ManMan
38 weeks ago

Worthing

Think it was a non-league game and the away fans were in an uncovered part of the ground. The home fans chanted to them "You're more wet than us".

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By *arnayguyMan
38 weeks ago

Durham Tees

Tottenham Hotspur fans sing about one of their most loved strikers who comes from an Asian country where their diet includes what to many of us are household pets...

'He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your Labradors, Son Heung-min, Son Heung-min.'

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"What are the funniest chants you've heard at a football game? Sorry if the following offends many people. I still remember this game like it was yesterday, even though it happened well over 10 years ago. Chelsea were playing Leeds away in the league cup, the first time in years if I remember rightly. It was probably one of the best away games I've been to, with a score of 1-5!! Even Torres scored. Flares were going off with every goal, and you could tell the pure hatred between both clubs. It's a rivalry that has been going on since the 70s.

We started singing "JIMMY SAVILE HES ONE OF YOUR OWN."

THEN LEEDS CAME BACK WITH "JIMMY SAVILE HES FINGERED YOUR MUM." "

And you'll never get a job

You'll never a get a job

Sign on sign on !

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
38 weeks ago

southampton

"Does your boyfriend know you are here".

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By *asisfan25 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Tottenham Hotspur fans sing about one of their most loved strikers who comes from an Asian country where their diet includes what to many of us are household pets...

'He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your Labradors, Son Heung-min, Son Heung-min.'"
ji sung park ate my dog

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By *ealitybitesMan
38 weeks ago

Belfast

Liverpool v Leeds after Fowler signed for Leeds.

The fans started chanting " We stole your best player!"

Liverpool fans responded with "We stole your hubcaps!"

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By *adCherriesCouple
38 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't fcking pass

But he'll take your Mrs up the arse.

Was sang at John Terry's first game since the Wayne Bridge scandal. He didn't look happy especially when accompanied with same old Terry always cheating.

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By *asisfan25 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't fcking pass

But he'll take your Mrs up the arse.

Was sang at John Terry's first game since the Wayne Bridge scandal. He didn't look happy especially when accompanied with same old Terry always cheating. "
that's a good one! Are you a Liverpool fan? Always been a proper rivalry between us both

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

Sydney FC chant "you're nothing special, we lose every week".

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38 weeks ago


"Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't fcking pass

But he'll take your Mrs up the arse.

Was sang at John Terry's first game since the Wayne Bridge scandal. He didn't look happy especially when accompanied with same old Terry always cheating. "

Glorious

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By *adCherriesCouple
38 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest


"Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't fcking pass

But he'll take your Mrs up the arse.

Was sang at John Terry's first game since the Wayne Bridge scandal. He didn't look happy especially when accompanied with same old Terry always cheating. that's a good one! Are you a Liverpool fan? Always been a proper rivalry between us both"

Dear God ... no! We aren't doing so well at the moment so I'm not disclosing my team

Mrs

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By *asisfan25 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't fcking pass

But he'll take your Mrs up the arse.

Was sang at John Terry's first game since the Wayne Bridge scandal. He didn't look happy especially when accompanied with same old Terry always cheating. that's a good one! Are you a Liverpool fan? Always been a proper rivalry between us both

Dear God ... no! We aren't doing so well at the moment so I'm not disclosing my team

Mrs "
hehe in the premier league? ill take a guess

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Scotland to Italy

"We're going to deep fry your pizzas"

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