FabSwingers.com forum: Wheres the worst place to get horny?

By *aptain V OP Man
38 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Work lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

A funeral ceremony

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

In bed cuddling my wife’s naked body.

The mr

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By *aptain V OP Man
38 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

"In bed cuddling my wife’s naked body.

The mr "

Mrs looks amazing

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

In work

OAP home

Westminster

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Maternity ward

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

At the front door when you realise you forgot you keys

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By *atter3127Man
38 weeks ago

stoke on trent

On public transport just before your stop…

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Home Office processing centre in Croydon.

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
38 weeks ago

east coast

At work in the office happens everyday day lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Prison showers.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"Prison showers."

... dont bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My work

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By *idlandiaMan
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just before your prostate exam at the drs

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By *DSGCouple
38 weeks ago

That place in

Funeral and your burying your partner

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A Misandry Meeting?

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

The morgue

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
38 weeks ago

chichester

Swimming pool

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Swimming pool "

I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"The morgue"

Now then, now then, now then!

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By *ogerroger69Man
38 weeks ago

West Yorks

Temple/church?

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By *ink vixenCouple
38 weeks ago

Medway

Prison.

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By *rispyDuckMan
38 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

At a Funeral

People are crying & there you stand with your throbbing boner or purring pussy hahaha

so inappropriate

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
38 weeks ago

chichester

"Swimming pool

I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though

Was harder for me as I am

In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast

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By *hoddSevernsMan
38 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Definitely at the naturist club , no where to hide !

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

The doctors when she says cough

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By *hriscooperMan
38 weeks ago

Warrington

On 0ublic transport wearing joggers when 8ts nearly your time to stand up and get off.. As a man of course.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Horsham

[Removed by poster at 04/03/24 11:42:43]

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
38 weeks ago

Carmarthen

At the dentist, lying back in the chair with a tent appearing.

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By *elenshubbyMan
38 weeks ago

Uxbridge

"Swimming pool

I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though

Was harder for me as I am

In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast "

God I wish I'd have there You are super gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Office meeting, floating desk syndrome

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By *inkster seekingMan
38 weeks ago

ponty

While having a male intimate wax

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By *immyinreadingMan
38 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs"

There were some good answers. Then you have hit a winner

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By *immyinreadingMan
38 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Temple/church?"

Also a bad place to let out a fart

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By *ty31Man
38 weeks ago

NW London

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs"

Dr- Ok Steve, don't get aroused.

Patient- My name's Dave not Steve and there's nothing erotic about this situation.

Dr- No, my name's Steve. I was talking to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Swimming pool

I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though

Was harder for me as I am

In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast "

omg!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs

Dr- Ok Steve, don't get aroused.

Patient- My name's Dave not Steve and there's nothing erotic about this situation.

Dr- No, my name's Steve. I was talking to myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Speaking to the ex.

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By *amhorniestMan
38 weeks ago

Surrey

"Swimming pool

I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though

Was harder for me as I am

In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast "

Lol same thing happened to me at the local public pool... once in the jacuzzi and another time in the sauna. Had to style it out and concentrate on every unhorny thing I could think of until things deflated

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By *octor ProdMan
38 weeks ago

working Overseas

A doctors, hospital or physio

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Shopping at Asda

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By *ife NinjaMan
38 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Doctors as you're getting a rectal exam

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

While giving a keynote speech

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By *ornycougaWoman
38 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

When you are spending 6 weeks in central American hostels

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By *rispyDuckMan
38 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

In North Korean

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

On duty as a midwife

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By *entleman_spyMan
38 weeks ago

nearby

Play school

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By *entBarryUKMan
38 weeks ago

Ashford

"Play school"

So wrong

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By *p4Fun7070Man
38 weeks ago

Leven

I got sent a sexy pic from a friend when I was in the middle of a workout in the gym while wearing joggers.

I had to sit down for a bit

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By *-MrGatsby-.Man
38 weeks ago

London and Sandy

Just as you're about to get the 'snip'

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Michael Barrymore's pool party?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
38 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Sitting watching telly with your parents,yikes

we've all been there haven't we guy's ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
38 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sitting watching telly with your parents,yikes

we've all been there haven't we guy's ?"

Watching top of the pop's and hot gossip come on doing a dance routine?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
38 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sitting watching telly with your parents,yikes

we've all been there haven't we guy's ?

Watching top of the pop's and hot gossip come on doing a dance routine?"

Obviously it goes without saying this was when over 18.

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By *orny PTMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

When you're about to get a Prince Albert.

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

"On public transport just before your stop…"

I've had exactly that, the pains of a teenage boy checking out hot women on the bus

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I still remember my flat mate coming home later than expected. He had dosed on the bus through, was too mortified to stand up and had to wait several stops after ours to get off the bus.

Oh how I laughed and gave him no sympathy

MrsAbz

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

Secondary School

Kids can be so cruel

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

"Sitting watching telly with your parents,yikes

we've all been there haven't we guy's ?"

It's even worse when you're in Muslim household

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By *eosMan
38 weeks ago

Colindale NW London

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By *mmaleiaWoman
38 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Work for sure

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By *eosMan
38 weeks ago

Colindale NW London

In a mortuary while carrying out a postmortem…

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By *andE2000Man
38 weeks ago

Bathgate

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By *andE2000Man
38 weeks ago

Bathgate

In the waiting room at an STD clinic

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

In the bath with mum and dad.

So embarrassing!!

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By *ty31Man
38 weeks ago

NW London

In the showers in prison

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By *ohn 66Man
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs

Dr- Ok Steve, don't get aroused.

Patient- My name's Dave not Steve and there's nothing erotic about this situation.

Dr- No, my name's Steve. I was talking to myself

Doctor: I'm afraid I must tell you to stop masterbating.

Patient: Why?

Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you

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By *ddie1966Man
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

When your being measured up for suit alterations at the tailors.

And it was a lady doing the measuring and she said

"I can see you dress to the left then"

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By *unlovin72Man
38 weeks ago

BARNSLEY

I was having a scan on my veins down my groin area with a the rather young lady doing the scan and another very young good looking student observing the cold gel wasn't enough to stop the inevitable

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

"I was having a scan on my veins down my groin area with a the rather young lady doing the scan and another very young good looking student observing the cold gel wasn't enough to stop the inevitable

Reminds of a time when I was a student with haemorrhoids, I had to have an anal injection and the doctor was this hot blonde, she could've been a model. Not sure if she saw my stuffy, but I was like 22 not able to control the inevitable

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By *rispyDuckMan
38 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

In the gym

I struggled hiding my bulge wearing just joggers and a sweaty vest

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By *andaloriansCouple
38 weeks ago

Malvern

While tattooing your own dick:/

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By *!NGMan
38 weeks ago

Ebbsfleet

Asda

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By *ongtallsillyMan
38 weeks ago

Telford

Wolverhampton

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Every time I get a wax. She must have noticed by now that I’m a little moist

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By *osh23Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

When your watching the wolf of wall street with your arl fella n brother

Damn you Margot Robbie

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By *aptain V OP Man
38 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

Shopping when I go sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Trampolene.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Home alone

Yes I can bring out my wand but I’d spend hours playing and nothing gets done

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By *onameyet2Man
38 weeks ago

chorley

"The morgue"

As in working there or as a customer?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
38 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

The big climbing ropes at school…

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By *orny PTMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

Fireman's pole

Diving board

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By *orny PTMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

"The morgue

As in working there or as a customer?"

A stiffy amongst stiffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"In bed cuddling my wife’s naked body.

The mr "

Surely that's the best place

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By *irthandgirthMan
38 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

During my vasectomy.

The nurse was fit (and complimented my manscaping skills).

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Sitting watching telly with your parents,yikes

we've all been there haven't we guy's ?"

Yep brings fond memories watching

Benny Hill

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By *orny PTMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

Police ID parade

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Friday night in Fab drinking wine ….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"Friday night in Fab drinking wine …."

.. true

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By *ornucopiaMan
38 weeks ago

Bexley

"Home Office processing centre in Croydon."

I could well get horny, or, did I mean I could get well horny, if I found myself working there!

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By *ocksareoffMan
38 weeks ago

Out n About

At the gynecologist/having a prostate exam.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

The gym. Always.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs"

Or during.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Nudist beach

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By *iaisonseekerMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

When an erection would poke your chap through a cock guillotine

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

Fab

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By *ornucopiaMan
38 weeks ago

Bexley

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs

Or during."

Was trying my best to impress the other day.

I bet the two lovely nurses who prepared me were having a chuckle with the 'introspection' doctor after I left, wondering between them why the old boy they had just seen, with a presentable specimen, was fully shaved and had tell tale signs of an all over sun tan!

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By *ornucopiaMan
38 weeks ago

Bexley

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs

Or during."

Would make it a lot easier for them, I would imagine, during a circumcision. They'd see how much didn't need trimming off and, in some cases, might not need a magnifying glass!

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By *immyinreadingMan
38 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Speaking to the ex. "

… or mother in law

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

At the vets

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Probably in the communal shower if your thinking about sex and nawty stuff

Don’t want the lads getting the wrong idea like!

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By *orny PTMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

"While having a male intimate wax

Sack, back, crack and thwack!

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By *loydyMan
38 weeks ago

British

I always do cos the wife wears black tights which get me horny

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By *loydyMan
38 weeks ago

British

So there both stiff lol

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By *ohn 66Man
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Just before your prostate exam at the drs

Or during.

Would make it a lot easier for them, I would imagine, during a circumcision. They'd see how much didn't need trimming off and, in some cases, might not need a magnifying glass!"

I once dated a nurse who often had to fit catheters.

She pointed out that, despite the awkwardness, it was much easier to fit when a bloke got an erection.

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Examining patients

Diving finals in the Olympics

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