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If a neighbour banged on your front door 30 times your window 50 times

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By *TG3 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

And your back door several times and in fact so hard he nearly broke it would you say he was a mental case, deranged or just wanting to park his car where mine is?

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

You know the answer to that I think

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By *TG3 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Do you think he's been spoilt?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Too busy noshing off her husband to care.. she'll calm down eventually sigh.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Too busy noshing off her husband to care.. she'll calm down eventually sigh."
Actually it was both of them and he actually said as part of his argument "i have a heart condition" i thought no wonder

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By *athers123Man
47 weeks ago

Harpenden

Tell them to find some other place to have sex...or invite them to use your bed. Depends how hot you find them.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Tell them to find some other place to have sex...or invite them to use your bed. Depends how hot you find them."
lol i don't find them hot at all

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I know it’s wrong, but, sometimes it’s quite entertaining watching people have a melt down over something that’s not really worth the effort

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By *ndycoinsMan
47 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

They wouldn't be able to knock that many times

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By *arley QuimWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere

Are you in their space

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By *TG3 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"They wouldn't be able to knock that many times"
you'd think they would have given up wouldn't you i was actually a sleep until the bangs on the window lol oh i gave him a piece of my mind its a wonder i didn't give him something else, i never normally answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Is my neighbour called Karen?

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By *9XAYNOR69Man
47 weeks ago

Centralised he/him/his From the land of cocksuckers

They would have a job to bang on the window I'm on the 1st floor as for them banging on the door I'd pretend I wasn't in.

Also It's an odd place where I live old converted warehouse everyone keeps themselves to themselves.

I've not seen my neighbours in months.

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By *a LunaWoman
47 weeks ago

South Wales


"Too busy noshing off her husband to care.. she'll calm down eventually sigh.Actually it was both of them and he actually said as part of his argument "i have a heart condition" i thought no wonder "

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By *a LunaWoman
47 weeks ago

South Wales

I’d say they were over-reacting. And tell them so. And watch them go red with apoplectic rage.

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By *rith47Man
47 weeks ago

Erith

Shag their wife/husband and wind them up more lol

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By *ddie1966Man
47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

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By *ddie1966Man
47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Glue drawing pins all over your front door.

That should stop the incessant knocking in the future..

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By *TG3 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I’d say they were over-reacting. And tell them so. And watch them go red with apoplectic rage. "
or collapse on the kerbside with a myocardial infarction

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Way before all that knocking I would of poured something out of one of my upstairs windows.

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By *rHotNottsMan
47 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I had a similar nutter raging at me. He left his car outside my house for 2 weeks so I just left left a polite note on the windscreen, attached with 1/2 roll of duct tape, saying ‘please dump your trash outside your own house’ lour my name & house number . He went proper gammon on me thought his head would explode

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By *icolerobbieCouple
47 weeks ago

walsall


"I had a similar nutter raging at me. He left his car outside my house for 2 weeks so I just left left a polite note on the windscreen, attached with 1/2 roll of duct tape, saying ‘please dump your trash outside your own house’ lour my name & house number . He went proper gammon on me thought his head would explode "

Do you own the road outside your house?

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