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STARTER:
*Classic cocktail( state your option for small, average and large)
*Belting spank my bum soufle
*Kinky rope and tie salad
*Cock-a-leekie soup
*Cheesey fab tart
*Pussy galore pate
*Black pudding sausage
MAIN:
*Cock du jour
*Spread thighs and a lady garden
*Jumho hole in one sausage
*Pearl necklace stuffed breasts
*New York style slow strip steak
*Jerk on thighs and lady garden garnish.
*Mixed grill gangbang
DESERT:
*Boston cream pie
*Pert nipple triffle
*Five guys eclairs
*Sexy lingerie delight
*Spotless dick (your choice of girth and length )
*Double espresso and a couple of cream fingers
*Peachy flaps with chantilly cream
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" *Cheesey fab tart *Spread thighs and a lady garden *Pert nipple triffle " I’d like a table for one please …  | |||
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"Ill have: For starters the Kinky rope and tie salad For main Jumho hole in one sausage For dessert Five guys eclairs Thank you "Good choices as you are tge first in you can choose one of the VIP treatments: *Half an hour on the sling *Half hour 4 handed massage *Half hour rest *A | |||
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"I'll have.... *Kinky rope and tie salad Followed by *Jerk on thighs and lady garden garnish With *Peachy flaps with chantilly cream For dessert. Pretty please. "All cuming up. | |||
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" *Cheesey fab tart *Spread thighs and a lady garden *Pert nipple triffle I’d like a table for one please … "Oh, will soon be someone along to join you. | |||
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"Ill have: For starters the Kinky rope and tie salad For main Jumho hole in one sausage For dessert Five guys eclairs Thank you
Good choices as you are tge first in you can choose one of the VIP treatments:
*Half an hour on the sling
*Half hour 4 handed massage
*Half hour rest
*A
"If i may have the 4 handed massage to go with my five guys | |||
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" *Cheesey fab tart *Spread thighs and a lady garden *Pert nipple triffle I’d like a table for one please … "If you need company i can sit with you | |||
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"Ill have: For starters the Kinky rope and tie salad For main Jumho hole in one sausage For dessert Five guys eclairs Thank you
Good choices as you are tge first in you can choose one of the VIP treatments:
*Half an hour on the sling
*Half hour 4 handed massage
*Half hour rest
*A
If i may have the 4 handed massage to go with my five guys "Noted | |||
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"Sweet Jesus and the baby orphans where are my dishes?" There is at least one in the desert section and similar dishes in the rest. I had to tidy up and presentcan all inclusive menu you know | |||
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"Sweet Jesus and the baby orphans where are my dishes? There is at least one in the desert section and similar dishes in the rest. I had to tidy up and presentcan all inclusive menu you know "Out. How on earth can the Creamy Pork Sausage in Cider not make it onto the menu? *Slow claps like a 1970s wrestler shouting "Fix, Fix, Fix" whilst stamping feet* | |||
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"Sweet Jesus and the baby orphans where are my dishes? There is at least one in the desert section and similar dishes in the rest. I had to tidy up and presentcan all inclusive menu you know
Out. How on earth can the Creamy Pork Sausage in Cider not make it onto the menu?
*Slow claps like a 1970s wrestler shouting "Fix, Fix, Fix" whilst stamping feet*"Let me ask the chef and see if you can have your Creamy Pork Sausage in Cider as a gesture of good will. We want repeat custom on here or repeaters as they are otherwise known as.  | |||
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"Sweet Jesus and the baby orphans where are my dishes?" My Toad in her hole never made the menu.  | |||
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"I’ll have average classic cocktail,NY style slow strip steak, five guy eclairs. "The steak is done to order so will treat younwoth a little amuse bouche in the meantime. | |||
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"I am off to the chippy, anyone wants owt "Battered sausage? | |||
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"I am off to the chippy, anyone wants owt "A large jumbo sausage in batter, please MB! | |||
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"I forgot to ask. Is this 'eat in' or ' eat out'....? "I believe they do both. Sadly the restaurant went into administration but was acquired by a group of customers and now under new management. Hopefully they will be able to advise.  | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van "Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies  | |||
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"I appreciate the saucy and playful tone of the menu options! Here are my choices: STARTER: - Classic cocktail (average) - Cheesey fab tart - Cock-a-leekie soup MAIN: - New York style slow strip steak - Jerk on thighs and lady garden garnish. - Pearl necklace stuffed breasts DESSERT: - Boston cream pie - Pert nipple triffle - Peachy flaps with chantilly cream Looking forward to this tantalising dining experience!" How much are you eating Mr Creosote? | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies "Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw! | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies
Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw! "Shock they did | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies
Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw! "Better than Creamy Sausage in Cider? | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies
Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw!
Better than Creamy Sausage in Cider?"That actually sounds quite nice tbh! | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies
Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw!
Better than Creamy Sausage in Cider?
That actually sounds quite nice tbh!"There is vegan option to the creamy pork sausage, but pork makes you giggle. Well it does me. | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies
Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw!
Better than Creamy Sausage in Cider?
That actually sounds quite nice tbh!
There is vegan option to the creamy pork sausage, but pork makes you giggle. Well it does me."No not the vegan option for me, I like my sausages meaty! | |||
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"None of my entries made it onto the menu. This is a shit burger van
Neither did mine. Clearly he's thinking with his cock and has prioritised the ladies
Or maybe the ladies gave better choices, mine made it on btw! "Only one of my six suggestions made the menu. I quite fancied dry rub rump marinated in own juices with a drizzle of Chef's special gravy | |||
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