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"These are NOT easy peelers !" And rarely are they sweet and juicy! Lies Granny, all lies! Cherry x  | |||
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"These are NOT easy peelers ! And rarely are they sweet and juicy! Lies Granny, all lies! Cherry x "100% all of this!!  | |||
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"*em 3k seems excessive..." Yeah ..... I think they were about 1.49 | |||
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"*em 3k seems excessive... Yeah ..... I think they were about 1.49 " Peak cost of living crisis | |||
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"You’re supposed to take your mittens off Granny "I broke a nail ! And got a sharp blade out AND sucked on it like an orangutan..... I want recompense ! | |||
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"*em 3k seems excessive... Yeah ..... I think they were about 1.49 Peak cost of living crisis "Do you know how long I had to work to earn that £1.49 eh ? | |||
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"You’re supposed to take your mittens off Granny
I broke a nail ! And got a sharp blade out AND sucked on it like an orangutan.....
I want recompense !"Sounds like a new fab ism, ‘she sucks like an orangutan’.  | |||
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If anyone is wondering peeler is another word for stripper
Now being serious take it your on about spuds
Maybe sharpen the spud peeler or get a new one may help | |||
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"Putting 'share bag' on any confectionary. Utter bollocks....... "Is right ...... I had wotsits that lasted for a whole walk home last week. Ate them like I was peeling oranges in my pocket .... Like Dobbins nose bag! | |||
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"You’re supposed to take your mittens off Granny
I broke a nail ! And got a sharp blade out AND sucked on it like an orangutan.....
I want recompense !
Sounds like a new fab ism, ‘she sucks like an orangutan’. "Don't tell me you've never seen the quivering lips of an orangutan and thought ......... mmmmmmm | |||
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"I mean I am a easy peeler throw me a couple off £ and I stripe right off
If anyone is wondering peeler is another word for stripper
Now being serious take it your on about spuds
Maybe sharpen the spud peeler or get a new one may help "Sucking on a spud is a new one to me | |||
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"I mean I am a easy peeler throw me a couple off £ and I stripe right off
If anyone is wondering peeler is another word for stripper
Now being serious take it your on about spuds
Maybe sharpen the spud peeler or get a new one may help "No Natalie ........ no no no ....... Easy Peelers ... like Satsumas. Supposed to have baggy skin like an emergency weight loss but they were tighter than a condom on a D.P. | |||
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"I mean I am a easy peeler throw me a couple off £ and I stripe right off
If anyone is wondering peeler is another word for stripper
Now being serious take it your on about spuds
Maybe sharpen the spud peeler or get a new one may help
Sucking on a spud is a new one to me "Ha ha | |||
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"I mean I am a easy peeler throw me a couple off £ and I stripe right off
If anyone is wondering peeler is another word for stripper
Now being serious take it your on about spuds
Maybe sharpen the spud peeler or get a new one may help
Sucking on a spud is a new one to me "She's a Scot ... they batter mars bars so spud sucking is a breeze to them. | |||
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"I mean I am a easy peeler throw me a couple off £ and I stripe right off
If anyone is wondering peeler is another word for stripper
Now being serious take it your on about spuds
Maybe sharpen the spud peeler or get a new one may help
No Natalie ........ no no no ....... Easy Peelers ... like Satsumas.
Supposed to have baggy skin like an emergency weight loss but they were tighter than a condom on a D.P. "Aww ok my bad ha ha I thought you were on about spuds | |||
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"Putting 'share bag' on any confectionary. Utter bollocks....... "Too right, thats just fighting talk on a bag! | |||
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"I’m pretty sure they are in cahoots with those tits at Lurpak. Spreadable my arse! It turns to concrete the minute it touches the fridge. They’re all laughing at us granny! " I'd laugh if I saw your frozen arse... 
One is vegan ....... don't even get me started on vegan cheese ! cheese my tits ! | |||
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"I’m pretty sure they are in cahoots with those tits at Lurpak. Spreadable my arse! It turns to concrete the minute it touches the fridge. They’re all laughing at us granny! I'd laugh if I saw your frozen arse...
One is vegan ....... don't even get me started on vegan cheese ! cheese my tits !"Vegan cheese - it's legit like someone had read about cheese, and then attempted to make something similar | |||
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"I’m pretty sure they are in cahoots with those tits at Lurpak. Spreadable my arse! It turns to concrete the minute it touches the fridge. They’re all laughing at us granny! I'd laugh if I saw your frozen arse...
One is vegan ....... don't even get me started on vegan cheese ! cheese my tits !"Vegan cheese is a crime! | |||
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"I’m pretty sure they are in cahoots with those tits at Lurpak. Spreadable my arse! It turns to concrete the minute it touches the fridge. They’re all laughing at us granny! I'd laugh if I saw your frozen arse...
One is vegan ....... don't even get me started on vegan cheese ! cheese my tits !
Vegan cheese - it's legit like someone had read about cheese, and then attempted to make something similar "It is NOT similar. Soap is more similar. Rubber is more similar....... Vegan cheese is coconut fat and potato starch !!!! Cheese my genitals !! | |||
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"I’m pretty sure they are in cahoots with those tits at Lurpak. Spreadable my arse! It turns to concrete the minute it touches the fridge. They’re all laughing at us granny! I'd laugh if I saw your frozen arse...
One is vegan ....... don't even get me started on vegan cheese ! cheese my tits !
Vegan cheese - it's legit like someone had read about cheese, and then attempted to make something similar
It is NOT similar. Soap is more similar. Rubber is more similar....... Vegan cheese is coconut fat and potato starch !!!! Cheese my genitals !!"Cheese my tits? Cheese my genitals??? Are these euphemisms Granny? | |||
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"I’m pretty sure they are in cahoots with those tits at Lurpak. Spreadable my arse! It turns to concrete the minute it touches the fridge. They’re all laughing at us granny! I'd laugh if I saw your frozen arse...
One is vegan ....... don't even get me started on vegan cheese ! cheese my tits !
Vegan cheese - it's legit like someone had read about cheese, and then attempted to make something similar
It is NOT similar. Soap is more similar. Rubber is more similar....... Vegan cheese is coconut fat and potato starch !!!! Cheese my genitals !!"Well!... To be fair, knob cheese probably does come a damn sight closer to actual cheese, than vegan cheese. But nobody wants to actively eat either | |||
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"Putting 'share bag' on any confectionary. Utter bollocks.......
Is right ...... I had wotsits that lasted for a whole walk home last week. Ate them like I was peeling oranges in my pocket .... Like Dobbins nose bag!
"But, surely not peeling 'easy peelers' in your pocket | |||
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"Putting 'share bag' on any confectionary. Utter bollocks.......
Is right ...... I had wotsits that lasted for a whole walk home last week. Ate them like I was peeling oranges in my pocket .... Like Dobbins nose bag!
But, surely not peeling 'easy peelers' in your pocket "Dexterous fingers 
I can peel a banana with my feet... Just putting it out there! | |||
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"These are NOT easy peelers !" satsumas? | |||
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"These are NOT easy peelers !" Do it to the sound of Phil Collins.. easy........!! | |||
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