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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London

Building on another thread.

Ladies, can I - ok, I'll be community spirited - can WE have some, please?

I'm about to head out for a late lunch but will be on again later and look forward to the 175 replies and bulging inbox that awaits me!

Thanks in advance!

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By *eliWoman
38 weeks ago

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I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
38 weeks ago

Kent

What do you need?

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome. "

Thank you Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Plenty on my profile to wank over just don’t tell me I don’t want to know

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Nah. That's what the gallery is for. The words are for the opposite

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By *ananas2013Man
38 weeks ago

wolves


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

Thank you Meli! "

Would you mind mmm

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome. "

I’ve melted like cheese….

That’s sexy.

A cheesy molten Misty.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
38 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Building on another thread.

Ladies, can I - ok, I'll be community spirited - can WE have some, please?

I'm about to head out for a late lunch but will be on again later and look forward to the 175 replies and bulging inbox that awaits me!

Thanks in advance!

"

A late lunch at 2:58pm...

So decadent

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"What do you need?"

12 minutes and no disturbances.

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By *ophie199Couple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Hello

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Northampton


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome. "

Yum!

We’re off to the Alps in a few weeks and can almost taste this

Absolute fodder! In fact, might bust out the raclette grill at home next weekend

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By *ea wangMan
38 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"What do you need?"
your definitely wank fodder x

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome. "

You'll be proud of me, Meli. I tried tartiflette. Never again, but don't let anyone tell you I'm unadventurous...

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"What do you need?"

Pretty much anything other than food porn about melted cheese!

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Nah. That's what the gallery is for. The words are for the opposite "

Noted. I'd better do some more research of that there gallery. I like to be thorough.

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Building on another thread.

Ladies, can I - ok, I'll be community spirited - can WE have some, please?

I'm about to head out for a late lunch but will be on again later and look forward to the 175 replies and bulging inbox that awaits me!

Thanks in advance!

A late lunch at 2:58pm...

So decadent "

It's how we roll in London. Champagne brunch straight into late lunch...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Nah. That's what the gallery is for. The words are for the opposite

Noted. I'd better do some more research of that there gallery. I like to be thorough."

I might be clearing out some space soon for yesterday's photos when I can be bothered to go through them, so be quick

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

YOLO we owe you and your commitment to the cause will not be forgotten

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By *ad HardcoreMan
38 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Building on another thread.

Ladies, can I - ok, I'll be community spirited - can WE have some, please?

I'm about to head out for a late lunch but will be on again later and look forward to the 175 replies and bulging inbox that awaits me!

Thanks in advance!

A late lunch at 2:58pm...

So decadent

It's how we roll in London. Champagne brunch straight into late lunch...

"

So.

After brunch...

You'll be eating out then?

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North


"Building on another thread.

Ladies, can I - ok, I'll be community spirited - can WE have some, please?

I'm about to head out for a late lunch but will be on again later and look forward to the 175 replies and bulging inbox that awaits me!

Thanks in advance!

"

There’s not much wank fodder on here these days

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Building on another thread.

Ladies, can I - ok, I'll be community spirited - can WE have some, please?

I'm about to head out for a late lunch but will be on again later and look forward to the 175 replies and bulging inbox that awaits me!

Thanks in advance!

There’s not much wank fodder on here these days "

Unhide your profile and we will all have a good wank

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London

Ngl, this could have been better, folks.

You've let me down. You've let Fab down. And most importantly, you've let yourselves down.

I'll leave you to reflect on that.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J"

Friends only is a much better option than private

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J

Friends only is a much better option than private "

I'm YOLO, and I endorse this message.

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By *eliWoman
38 weeks ago

.


"Ngl, this could have been better, folks.

You've let me down. You've let Fab down. And most importantly, you've let yourselves down.

I'll leave you to reflect on that.

"

A-fooking-herm. I brought you cheese. It was sexy. Glorious. Dripping with eroticism. Others agreed.

The cheek of some.

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By *sWyldWoman
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I could write quite a lot of smut if I wanted to. My mind is a playground of desire at the moment, but I like to keep that for special people

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

All this talk of cheese

Fancy a Fondue

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J

Friends only is a much better option than private

I'm YOLO, and I endorse this message."

It is simultaneously the least rude and most rude video.

J

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Ngl, this could have been better, folks.

You've let me down. You've let Fab down. And most importantly, you've let yourselves down.

I'll leave you to reflect on that.

A-fooking-herm. I brought you cheese. It was sexy. Glorious. Dripping with eroticism. Others agreed.

The cheek of some."

Points for effort, but you missed the brief. It's ok, though, I've extrapolated to a broader ski chalet scenario and we're good...

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"I could write quite a lot of smut if I wanted to. My mind is a playground of desire at the moment, but I like to keep that for special people "

It's ok, I know I'm special to someone. My Mum told me so.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex


"I could write quite a lot of smut if I wanted to. My mind is a playground of desire at the moment, but I like to keep that for special people "

I’m special. Or that’s what people keep saying anyway….

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By *edeWoman
38 weeks ago

the abyss


"Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J

Friends only is a much better option than private

I'm YOLO, and I endorse this message.

It is simultaneously the least rude and most rude video.

J"

It's the BEST video!!!

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J

Friends only is a much better option than private

I'm YOLO, and I endorse this message.

It is simultaneously the least rude and most rude video.

J"

I'm a fan!

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"All this talk of cheese

Fancy a Fondue "

Out! Get out!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Written smut or a new video. Hmmm.

I'll upload the video to private while I think about it.

J

Friends only is a much better option than private

I'm YOLO, and I endorse this message.

It is simultaneously the least rude and most rude video.

J

It's the BEST video!!!"

Thank you. You need to see more videos

It's nothing compared to some videos on here but it feels very vulnerable. As you know as we had the conversation

Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Is this when he slaps it on your forehead and calls you a pretty unicorn?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'd certainly like a nosebag from one or two of the ladies posting on this thread

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By *ophie199Couple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Wank over me.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Wank over me. "

That's quite the invitation/order!

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By *hesblokeMan
38 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome. "

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks."

Don't encourage her...

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her..."

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

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By *hesblokeMan
38 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli! "

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all "

She is good isn't she? And I don't even like cheese!

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all "

It's that particular food imagery I have a problem with. Daizy's clearly another cheese deviant.

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all

She is good isn't she? And I don't even like cheese! "

I retract my previous comment!

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all

She is good isn't she? And I don't even like cheese!

I retract my previous comment!

"

I'm a deviant for Meli's written words!

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By *hesblokeMan
38 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all

She is good isn't she? And I don't even like cheese!

I retract my previous comment!

I'm a deviant for Meli's written words! "

I wouldn't say I'm a deviant, but I do like cheese.

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By *ou only live once OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all

She is good isn't she? And I don't even like cheese!

I retract my previous comment!

I'm a deviant for Meli's written words! "

I hear she writes the M&S ads...

This isn't just cheese filth, it's Meli cheese filth.

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome.

That's actually pretty good, thanks.

Don't encourage her...

Ignore YOLO, do everything you can to encourage Meli!

I was just enjoying the food imagery is all

She is good isn't she? And I don't even like cheese!

I retract my previous comment!

I'm a deviant for Meli's written words!

I hear she writes the M&S ads...

This isn't just cheese filth, it's Meli cheese filth."

Telling you what if Meli did, the ads would have to be on after the 9 o'clock watershed!

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By *quirrel!Man
38 weeks ago

Nearby


"I had the most incredible meal recently, perfectly melted raclette with whole gherkins, crusty bread, wild garlic butter and crudites.

It was so fucking sexy the way the cheese dripped off the bread and on to my fingers.

I was thinking tonight I might make tartiflette, that delicious combination of pan fried potatoes, lots of melted cheese and more potatoes in that rich, creamy, piping hot cheesy sauce.

Pure wank fodder. You're welcome. "

You dirty bitch!

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