FabSwingers.com forum: What is your personal 5 word horror story

By *usman 199 OP Man
38 weeks ago

Stockport

Tell us something about you

We might pop in later

You got anymore

Afternoon everyone

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

It simply would not flush.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

I've run out of wine !

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By *immyinreadingMan
38 weeks ago

henley on thames

“Mum is coming to stay”

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

You reminded me of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Mum, I’ve just been sick.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ate too much before rollercoaster

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By *nyx_xyMan
38 weeks ago

London

Let’s jump on a call.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Stockport

"I feel like a woman".

It's very occasionally amazing, but the amount of shit it brings into your life is often just too much. And no, it's not just some frivolous lifestyle choice.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"It simply would not flush."

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Putting the fanny in epiphany.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s stuck on my clit!!!!!

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By *ortyairCouple
38 weeks ago

Wallasey

Everton will stay up now,

Mrs x

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By *iss_terri_bTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Oldham

It’s still not dead …

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
38 weeks ago

edinburgh

Died in the dressing room. K

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

My socks have been paired

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
38 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Babe, Is it in yet?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Pringles tube is empty doh

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By *ora the explorerWoman
38 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Mother-in-law is coming for dinner

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By *gent CoulsonMan
38 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Lived with a Welsh woman

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My wife is due home

I’m allergic to those condom

I’m not comfortable spanking hard

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Now…. it’s The One Show

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By *eavilMan
38 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Bloody darts on the telly

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By *olfandtazCouple
38 weeks ago

Bristol

Time to pay taxes again!!!!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Unsolicited flaps akimbo, with relish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
38 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucked it. It was IT !

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By *aughtyhub80Man
38 weeks ago

Wallasey

Let's hope they do stay up #ETID

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Please fill out this form."

My ADHD hates forms so much.

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By *ischief in mindMan
38 weeks ago

Woking

You're such a good friend

I don't like to share

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
38 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Met busman on a bus

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By *ostindreamsMan
38 weeks ago

London

You need injection for this

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By *anManCoolMan
38 weeks ago

Camborne

Wheres all the rum gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

He shit down my leg.

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Felix, we need to talk

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Childhood argument with a 747

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

My counting skills need some work.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
38 weeks ago

Darlington

Newcastle United drawn away again!

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Bodmin

Trump will be next president

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By *estarossa.Woman
38 weeks ago

Flagrante

I went to Band Camp!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Cream will clear that up

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By *ucks_Fun_SteveMan
38 weeks ago

Melted chocolate!! That’s not chocolate!!

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
38 weeks ago

Durham

"Eyes open. Nobody's there. Blink."

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By *iaisonseekerMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

And then Cliff Richard sang.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My ex wants to talk

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

Too late for an epidural

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

"Too late for an epidural

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

Step out of the vehicle

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By *hesblokeMan
38 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Trapped in my own head.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
38 weeks ago

Colchester

"Dad ? Your handbrake didn't stick."

Context

I'd just passed by driving test. My car on the drive. Dad's car was behind it. So I could not get out.

I asked Dad to move his car but he was watching the football. He threw me his keys.

I went to move his car. But I was nervous about driving it, only being a week in to passing. So I figured the easiest thing would be to just release the handbrake, and let it roll back.

This is because our drive was a 20% slope, down to the main road.

In my mind, the intention was to release the HB, roll sedately back, then hard lock right as I came out backwards, align to curb, stick on HB, job done.

The reality was the car shot backward, because cars are heavy, I panicked, hard locked right, took out a concrete post with the passenger's nose side, then shot across the road through 2 directions of incoming traffic, and landed boot first in a deep 4' ditch, with the nose of the car pointing at the sky. I did "try" to apply the HB during this chaos, but it was having none of it.

The car was his pride and joy. A Triumph Stag.

I went in the house with his keys in my hand, he looked glum as his team had just missed a goal attempt, and I said,

"Dad ? Your handbrake didn't stick."

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

"He shit down my leg."

I think we need a proper explanation for this one!

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands

This is your bank balance

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

It was only a kiss

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘You’re a nice guy’

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