FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday night pissed up messages

By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
45 weeks ago

Next Door

It's that time when the d*unks start rolling in from their night out and start messaging.

What's you best 1st time message/ d*unk message?

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm outside

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
45 weeks ago

Next Door

"I'm outside"

Its you, whos trying to bloody sing

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I have a rule

No fab and drink leads to bad decisions and a weeks worry if you get my drift

Done it ones before never again

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By *ifestyle1Man
45 weeks ago

me171

"It's that time when the d*unks start rolling in from their night out and start messaging.

What's you best 1st time message/ d*unk message?

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm outside

Its you, whos trying to bloody sing

Open up

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By *ifestyle1Man
45 weeks ago

me171

Stupid thing people don't know what they mean on fab and blocked just now

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By *mmacdheelsTV/TS
45 weeks ago

France, And sometimes in

Just had 4 messages in a row from same guy in Newcastle asking me to go round and give him a blow job. 3 times I told him I'm in Spain! 4th one blocked.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

But on Fab, I've never had a d*unken message from a gorgeous lady

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
45 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months.

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
45 weeks ago

Next Door

"But on Fab, I've never had a d*unken message from a gorgeous lady

If I was witty I would send you one.

In the meantime, let the cat in please

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
45 weeks ago

Next Door

"I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months.

Hey, how are you?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
45 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Hey, how are you?

I’m not falling for that. You messaged me this week!

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

"But on Fab, I've never had a d*unken message from a gorgeous lady

If I was witty I would send you one.

In the meantime, let the cat in please "

A boob flash will suffice from you

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

"I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months.

But honestly, this is nice surely.

I doesn't bother me if weeks or months pass between messages.

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By *ea monkeyMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I don’t get d*unk texts, I feel as though I’m missing out now

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Sometimes it's hard to tell whether they've be drinking or not....But jeez I sure do get some messed up messages from time to time....I think it's the very sexually graphic type long first msgs of what they're going to do to me that are the most disturbing ....

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By *iddlesticksMan
45 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fancy a kebab.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Fancy a kebab.

No I really want noodles.

MrsAbz

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
45 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Fancy a kebab.

Only if you put your special sauce on it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'm currently sober but I could get d*unk and send some FAF messages? If the tipsiness is essential?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Just 10 minutes ago somebody texted me “Are you ovulating?”

Enough to get hidden again. Good night!

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By *exy Bi FemWoman
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

Oi oi savoloy

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By *iddlesticksMan
45 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fancy a kebab.

Only if you put your special sauce on it

No the special sauce is for you x

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Nothing weird. Just 'hey x'

The little 'x' means it's actually a woman.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
45 weeks ago

North East

Not had a D*unken fan message yet there’s still time!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
45 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Nothing weird. Just 'hey x'

The little 'x' means it's actually a woman."

Have you ever had any weird d*unken Welsh women reeling off names of ice lollies from the 90s before?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Nothing weird. Just 'hey x'

The little 'x' means it's actually a woman.

Have you ever had any weird d*unken Welsh women reeling off names of ice lollies from the 90s before? "

No just extremely hot ones.

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By *cotty_01ukMan
45 weeks ago

birmingham

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Best ones are the direct ones!

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By *illnatMan
45 weeks ago

wherever i need to be

Wouldn’t mind a d*unken message… I can give a d*unken reply

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By *rivateHotCoupleCouple
45 weeks ago

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You free now! … lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
45 weeks ago

Willenhall

"You free now! … lol

I'm freeeee

Oh, wait...

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By *ifestyle1Man
45 weeks ago

me171

Just curious ??. You have been here for a good time and opportunity is to work out with the fun

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By *ifestyle1Man
45 weeks ago

me171

"I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months.

Hey, how are you?

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By *ifestyle1Man
45 weeks ago

me171

I got d*unk people then I get blocked

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
45 weeks ago

Willenhall

Have you ever had any weird d*unken Welsh women reeling off names of ice lollies from the 90s before? "

Crntts? Mgnms? Mlkllls?

Only now do I realise the women uttering those guttural sounds were probably natives from across the border...

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Normally a meme or a photo

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