FabSwingers.com forum: The Grim Reaper contacted me...

By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

And said. "I was thinking of joining Fab as my sexlife has been a bit deathly? I do a good striptease routine with my scythe, shall I give it a go?"

I replied. "Yes but don't let a gravely quiet inbox deter you!"

What would have advised?

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By *ex HolesMan
39 weeks ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"In "

Out....

Shake that scythe about

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

I hate to break it to you but he joined 7 months ago

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
39 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Pretty sure I shagged him, he lay there like a corpse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I hate to break it to you but he joined 7 months ago

My apologies Mr Death, I didn't recognise you without the tattered cloak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Pretty sure I shagged him, he lay there like a corpse "

What a way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Remind me was Grim from the brothers Grim or not?

No.. Okay.

I remember a few grim talesof sex. Sex is a graveyard I need to be raised from the dead. Not ghosted either.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
39 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Pretty sure I shagged him, he lay there like a corpse

What a way to go!

*takes a bow*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Remind me was Grim from the brothers Grim or not?

No.. Okay.

I remember a few grim talesof sex. Sex is a graveyard I need to be raised from the dead. Not ghosted either. "

The ghosters are only living people that are cheating. The Reaper himself will always turn up with a fully functional scythe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Pretty sure I shagged him, he lay there like a corpse

What a way to go!

*takes a bow*"

Damn cold love 'em and leave 'em fab action there! Have you still got his scythe. Handy if the garden s grow.

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"Pretty sure I shagged him, he lay there like a corpse "

I'm pretty sure he has a few sisters then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
39 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Mind you don't take someone's balls off with that scythe.

You're rocking that hoody though .....

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
39 weeks ago

Launceston

Nah, tell him to join a fetish site! The whole cloak and pale skin thing is a real turn off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Nah, tell him to join a fetish site! The whole cloak and pale skin thing is a real turn off!

He's actually really sunkissed tanned underneath that clock and not bad looking for a skull?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Mind you don't take someone's balls off with that scythe.

You're rocking that hoody though ....."

He promised me that he always leaves his scythe safely in the corner of the room with a condom over the blade for extra safety.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

OMG, He's getting really excitable now and rushed off to the bathroom to polish his skull and two remaining teeth! He's going to post a FAF meet now status update!

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By *ddie1966Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm sure someone will want to jump his bones...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I'm sure someone will want to jump his bones..."

Touche Sir

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