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 I thought this would post would be fun. What are the craziest things you’ve done d*unk? I have ADHD, so I’m sure I’ve done even more reckless thing’s than most, lol. I was out drinking the whole day a few years ago and just started looking at random on flights on Sky scanner I ended up booking a last minute flight to Istanbul for the next day and I actually ended up going and had a good time but what on earth was I thinking. anyone else got some crazy stories or things you’ve done d*unk? | |||
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"Stole a park bench "ahaha superb | |||
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"I broke both my legs trying to sprint around the outside edge if a circular trampoline. You might think that's what put me off drinking but, it was years before I decided to knock it on the head."  | |||
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"Got kicked out of a taxi on a roundabout and someone rang police saying there was a dead body there One of my mates was a special at the time came found me a gave me a lift home in a police riot van..."  | |||
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"I Sent a direct message on Fab. "Ooh what happened?? ! | |||
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"I broke both my legs trying to sprint around the outside edge if a circular trampoline. You might think that's what put me off drinking but, it was years before I decided to knock it on the head." So you weren’t d*unk? | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!" This sounds like the best kind of night! | |||
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"Tried to climb a tree, the branch broke, I fell and rolled down an embankment and ended up crashing into a queue of people waiting outside a takeaway "Mine is almost identical to this although I ended up in a river. | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night! "I do come to Wales every so often MYB. Always happy to relive the totem pole. At least you won't be slapping me around the neck and cheek with a cock! | |||
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"Tried to climb a tree, the branch broke, I fell and rolled down an embankment and ended up crashing into a queue of people waiting outside a takeaway "Spat my drink out | |||
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"I know a guy who went out one night drinking & ended up in another country lol....he couldn't figure out the following day how the fk he ended up there...." I know another guy who got up on the top table at a work Christmas social & stuck his ass in all the top management faces..how he didn't get suspended I do not know cos some did not find it funny | |||
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"I broke both my legs trying to sprint around the outside edge if a circular trampoline. You might think that's what put me off drinking but, it was years before I decided to knock it on the head. So you weren’t d*unk? " Yes I was. I meant this even happened years before I stopped drinking! I phrased it badly! | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
I do come to Wales every so often MYB. Always happy to relive the totem pole. At least you won't be slapping me around the neck and cheek with a cock!"This made me laugh out loud! | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night! "Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media. Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more. | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more."This is exactly what Germans get up to. Google one American's experience of visiting the basement of Berghain  | |||
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"Just as a side note: a friend of mine gave compliments to the waiter about the soup at a buffet and it turned out to be gravy #steamboats lol x" I haven’t heard ‘steamboats’ in ages! That made me smile. | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more."The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare | |||
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"I tried to break up a fight in a kebab shop and thought I was moving a guy away from the fighty one but clearly didn’t realise my super human d*unken strength and picked the guy up and somehow managed to throw him through the window of the kebab shop. Ooops. True story. Dunfermline. Around the time James Brown died. Hi to anyone who recognises me from this "That’s kinda hot. | |||
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"I was arrested with three charges. It escalated quickly but thankfully it was a long long time ago. "Spill it | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare "This gets funnier and funnier! | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare
This gets funnier and funnier! "Believe me that's the printable version. The pub was outside a Polizei Station, then one of the lads (with no teeth) necks on with a TV that we all knew was a TV but he didn't. | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare
This gets funnier and funnier!
Believe me that's the printable version. The pub was outside a Polizei Station, then one of the lads (with no teeth) necks on with a TV that we all knew was a TV but he didn't."
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare
This gets funnier and funnier!
Believe me that's the printable version. The pub was outside a Polizei Station, then one of the lads (with no teeth) necks on with a TV that we all knew was a TV but he didn't.
You need to upload the video on here "It might just get more than 5 Fabs lol | |||
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"I've done some really really stupid shit and not proud of any of it. The stupidest, dumbest most moronic thing. Me and a mate took a shortcut home after a very long drinking session,the shortcut happened to be across a railway line once we crossed I stopped for a piss standing pissing I heard a noise and a train came blasting past literally inches away. I sobered up pretty quick fucking idiot "And cut midstream no doubt | |||
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"I've done some really really stupid shit and not proud of any of it. The stupidest, dumbest most moronic thing. Me and a mate took a shortcut home after a very long drinking session,the shortcut happened to be across a railway line once we crossed I stopped for a piss standing pissing I heard a noise and a train came blasting past literally inches away. I sobered up pretty quick fucking idiot
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"Stole a chair from the pub took it on the bus with me and refused to pay full fare coz I had my own seat" U really wouldn’t want to know!!! | |||
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole". The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show. They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!" That sounds like my German friends  | |||
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"I have ADHD" Me too. It's fun sometimes lol.
My last d*unken escapade was deciding that it would be a good idea to ride a Beryl bike at 4am, after a night out raving and drinking.
I made it about half a mile up the road before ploughing into presumably the largest kerb ever made, doing a somersault while still on the bike, which then landed on me. It turns out they're actually quite heavy.
The bike was also a little peckish and decided to eat a rather large chunk of my right leg. I spent the next two weeks unable to walk or sleep because of the pain. The wound took three weeks to even scab over and my mate who is a nurse said I should have gone for stitches. It wasn't hanging off, so I didn't need to visit the doctors lol.
The scar it left is a nice reminder to behave when I'm drinking, that's for sure. Now I take breaks and have an occasional soft drink. | |||
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"My last d*unken escapade" Actually makes it sound like I drink all the time. I don't. Far from it. Couple times per year, I get a bit too happy lol. | |||
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I was in Belgrade, Serbia to watch my football team Glasgow Rangers play in the Europa League. I was having an absolutely brilliant trip until I got to the game, I’d had a few drinks but don’t think I was hammered, we scored, and I went absolutely mental probably too much aggressive pointing as I like to call it and got hit by the police with a mental baton it was bleeding a ton, but I just got on with it for the rest of the night but the next day I could hardly move it so had to go to a hospital and they confirmed it was broken. What didn’t realise was that in that country they just put a cast on it for it to heal they put a wire through it too lol. They did such a bad job with cast when I got home to the uk you can literally see a wire coming my hand | |||
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"Rode a motorbike around a campsite whilst naked and d*unk. When the British GP Motorcycle campsite at Donnington was wild in the 90’s. "Similar, rode round a rally site at 3am and through the remains of the bonfire - twice. Had to leave the bike and go back for it a few days later | |||
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"I Sent a direct message on Fab.
Ooh what happened?? ! "Nothing. | |||
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"Had sex in McDonald’s
"I mean, when your waiting for the McFlurry machine to be fixed, what else is there todo? | |||
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"Had sex in McDonald’s
I mean, when your waiting for the McFlurry machine to be fixed, what else is there todo? "Didn’t even get one | |||
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