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"Oh I’m in. I definitely need to be taken out. Either on a date or by a sniper, either would be acceptable right now. " This made me cackle like a witch   | |||
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"oh em i would take you for a weekend in paris "What would we do in Paris Dave? | |||
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"Oh I’m in. I definitely need to be taken out. Either on a date or by a sniper, either would be acceptable right now. " I'd take you out, dressed as a sniper. Would that work for you? You might not be able to see me properly. That's not a bad thing. | |||
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"Sounds fun "if I took you out i would take you on a romantic walk around Audley estate and then into saffron Walden to take you to a few pubs for some drinks and to talk more | |||
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"Oh I’m in. I definitely need to be taken out. Either on a date or by a sniper, either would be acceptable right now. " I’m just relating to the fact, some of your photographs remind me of a Laserquest. How good are you? I’ll even let you be on my team.
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"Oh I’m in. I definitely need to be taken out. Either on a date or by a sniper, either would be acceptable right now. " Wine and dine you followed by a nice calm walk in the park. That way you don't see it coming when the sniper take you out | |||
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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"I'd like to just pick you up, go to the airport, and buy a random ticket for wherever, and take off the same day "This sounds really fun actually | |||
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"Sounds fun "Fancy a local film festival? We just watch a load of 15 minutes short movies, grab some snacks and coffee in between them as we ridicule, or praise them on social media . | |||
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J"I will! But be warned, I won't let you win just to get in your pants | |||
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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Love a bit of crazy golf lol"Brilliant! And we'll do cocktails afterwards 
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"I'm definitely in ..forgot what a date is "Well, let me remind you…. Have you ever been to ice hockey? I’ve not, but we could watch some grown man fight as a sleepover on ice gives us some light entertainment as we have a bite to eat. And then we can go to a bar afterwards. Have a good time in the crowds, maybe a bit of dancing , hopefully a smooch in the back of a cab as we drop each other off home. | |||
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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I will! But be warned, I won't let you win just to get in your pants"I'd be disappointed if you did.
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"OP, its a cold grey day, we could have a day wearing matching onsies, watching chick flick films in bed, eating popcorn. " Oh yes please! | |||
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"Count me in. I love a date. Em, we could go for a lovely spa day, lots of chat and a proper girls day out "Can we have mimosas? | |||
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I will! But be warned, I won't let you win just to get in your pants
I'd be disappointed if you did.
(Let me win that is, not the get in my pants bit )
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"Count me in. I love a date. Em, we could go for a lovely spa day, lots of chat and a proper girls day out
Can we have mimosas? "totally! | |||
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"Hippyflippy I would hire a tow vehicle and pick you and your Peugeot 206 and take you both out for one last ride. I'll let you be in charge of the radio as we take a tour around Swindon before we arrive at the scrap yard. Once you've said your goodbyes, we can go to a nice country pub with an open fire and drink the night away, with some decent pub grub "Oh you charmer | |||
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"Count me in. I love a date. Em, we could go for a lovely spa day, lots of chat and a proper girls day out
Can we have mimosas? totally! "Sounds perfect | |||
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I will! But be warned, I won't let you win just to get in your pants
I'd be disappointed if you did.
(Let me win that is, not the get in my pants bit )
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We can even go bowling after, but no bumpers. Save the bumping and grinding for later"Sounds perfect! I am not very good at bowling though. I love it but I'm always in the gutters along with my mind.
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"OP, its a cold grey day, we could have a day wearing matching onsies, watching chick flick films in bed, eating popcorn. " D - I have a onesie but it won't be matching. Can I join? NB before you make a decision there is something you don't know. It's shrank a bit and gives me a bit of a Manmel Toe. I'd have to stay seated and be brought popcorn etc. Still in? | |||
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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I will! But be warned, I won't let you win just to get in your pants
I'd be disappointed if you did.
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We can even go bowling after, but no bumpers. Save the bumping and grinding for later
Sounds perfect! I am not very good at bowling though. I love it but I'm always in the gutters along with my mind.
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"Count me in. I love a date. Em, we could go for a lovely spa day, lots of chat and a proper girls day out
Can we have mimosas? totally!
Sounds perfect "Did someone say spa day and mimosas? | |||
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"Hippyflippy I would hire a tow vehicle and pick you and your Peugeot 206 and take you both out for one last ride. I'll let you be in charge of the radio as we take a tour around Swindon before we arrive at the scrap yard. Once you've said your goodbyes, we can go to a nice country pub with an open fire and drink the night away, with some decent pub grub
Oh you charmer "I'll make sure I get one with a rear cab | |||
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"Hippyflippy I would hire a tow vehicle and pick you and your Peugeot 206 and take you both out for one last ride. I'll let you be in charge of the radio as we take a tour around Swindon before we arrive at the scrap yard. Once you've said your goodbyes, we can go to a nice country pub with an open fire and drink the night away, with some decent pub grub
Oh you charmer
I'll make sure I get one with a rear cab"I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds dirty so I’m in. | |||
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"Count me in. I love a date. Em, we could go for a lovely spa day, lots of chat and a proper girls day out
Can we have mimosas? totally!
Sounds perfect
Did someone say spa day and mimosas? "Wanna join us? | |||
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"Hippyflippy I would hire a tow vehicle and pick you and your Peugeot 206 and take you both out for one last ride. I'll let you be in charge of the radio as we take a tour around Swindon before we arrive at the scrap yard. Once you've said your goodbyes, we can go to a nice country pub with an open fire and drink the night away, with some decent pub grub
Oh you charmer
I'll make sure I get one with a rear cab
I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds dirty so I’m in. " | |||
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"If we went on a date, where/what would the date be? Say you're in, pick someone from the thread and tell them how you would woo them on a date. Do it privately or be brave and do it on the thread. Em x" Em, The police have stipulated that, when I go on dates, one of them has to be present. I’ve come to realise the only place this isn’t embarrassing is at a police station. So, pop yourself down to my local nick and report to the front desk. Chances are you’ll be searched but that is all part of the date experience. On a not unrelated note, if you could bring me 200 fags, a couple of Nokia 3110s and a pack of chocolate hobnobs that would be lovely. They’ll need to be secreted somewhere about your person (how roomy is your, erm, you know, minge?). I have arranged that we have a ‘prison experience’ date. Unusual, I know, but rather fun eh. The police will shut us in my, I mean a, cell. The day includes an authentic dinner made from leftover breakfast and lunch ingredients, several genuine feeling encounters with Str@ngler Simon and Ear-biter Steve. One or both of us may get a right good buggering so best to have a big plop before arrival. The steel toilets are cold this time of year. Apparently. Well wrap up with a game of darts in the association room and a warm cup of Costco tea and long life milk. As you can see, I have gone to a lot of time and trouble to immerse us into this fake experience, to the point it will feel real. And it’s hard to put a price on that (although his majesty’s government had a bloody good go). See you on visiting day! I mean date day. | |||
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"Wanna join us? " I do! Sounds great to me. | |||
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"In! Woo wooooo!!!
A blowjob behind the bins at Lidl "Oh baby! | |||
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"Oh. I’d love a date. "Woody, I'd wine and dine you in the best bistro in town any day. I might even shave my legs, just for you That reminds me, can I borrow your hedgestrimmer? | |||
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"OP, its a cold grey day, we could have a day wearing matching onsies, watching chick flick films in bed, eating popcorn. D - I have a onesie but it won't be matching. Can I join? NB before you make a decision there is something you don't know. It's shrank a bit and gives me a bit of a Manmel Toe. I'd have to stay seated and be brought popcorn etc. Still in?" Of course, and your 'manmel toe' will be the perfect place to fit a carton of popcorn, leaving you hands free to change the channel on the telly for us. | |||
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"Count me in. I love a date. Em, we could go for a lovely spa day, lots of chat and a proper girls day out
Can we have mimosas? totally!
Sounds perfect
Did someone say spa day and mimosas?
Wanna join us? "Absolutely! | |||
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"Oh I’m in. I definitely need to be taken out. Either on a date or by a sniper, either would be acceptable right now. " Same, I subscribe to this. Any sniper in the room, hit me up | |||
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"I'm in and I would take Daizy to Dartmoor zoo, then up onto the moors for a walk and picnic. It's pretty cold down here in Devon today so, I would have to find a way to keep her nice and warm. I'm pretty sure I could think of something "I like Dartmoor zoo haven't been in years. Yes, would have to wrap up warm its freezing up on those moors, wouldn't want to take your eye out with a rock hard frozen nipple, like bullets when they get cold enough they are! | |||
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"OP, its a cold grey day, we could have a day wearing matching onsies, watching chick flick films in bed, eating popcorn. D - I have a onesie but it won't be matching. Can I join? NB before you make a decision there is something you don't know. It's shrank a bit and gives me a bit of a Manmel Toe. I'd have to stay seated and be brought popcorn etc. Still in? Of course, and your 'manmel toe' will be the perfect place to fit a carton of popcorn, leaving you hands free to change the channel on the telly for us." Lol but you know the trick about the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box don't you! | |||
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"I enjoy a date. Where are we going? Something fun I hope!" We can get a bus into town and go shoplifting at woolies. If you’re nice to me I’ll let you finger me round the back of mcdonalds | |||
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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Love a bit of crazy golf lol
Brilliant! And we'll do cocktails afterwards
J"YOLO, already there! The question is are you joining us?
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"I enjoy a date. Where are we going? Something fun I hope! We can get a bus into town and go shoplifting at woolies. If you’re nice to me I’ll let you finger me round the back of mcdonalds "Literally the best offer I’ve had in years. Fancy a nugget? | |||
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"I'm in and I would take Daizy to Dartmoor zoo, then up onto the moors for a walk and picnic. It's pretty cold down here in Devon today so, I would have to find a way to keep her nice and warm. I'm pretty sure I could think of something
I like Dartmoor zoo haven't been in years. Yes, would have to wrap up warm its freezing up on those moors, wouldn't want to take your eye out with a rock hard frozen nipple, like bullets when they get cold enough they are! "Oh I do like a good bullet like nip! I'm sure they'd warm up with my hands, lips and tongue all over them though eh?
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"If we went on a date, where/what would the date be? Say you're in, pick someone from the thread and tell them how you would woo them on a date. Do it privately or be brave and do it on the thread. Em x Em, The police have stipulated that, when I go on dates, one of them has to be present. I’ve come to realise the only place this isn’t embarrassing is at a police station. So, pop yourself down to my local nick and report to the front desk. Chances are you’ll be searched but that is all part of the date experience. On a not unrelated note, if you could bring me 200 fags, a couple of Nokia 3110s and a pack of chocolate hobnobs that would be lovely. They’ll need to be secreted somewhere about your person (how roomy is your, erm, you know, minge?). I have arranged that we have a ‘prison experience’ date. Unusual, I know, but rather fun eh. The police will shut us in my, I mean a, cell. The day includes an authentic dinner made from leftover breakfast and lunch ingredients, several genuine feeling encounters with Str@ngler Simon and Ear-biter Steve. One or both of us may get a right good buggering so best to have a big plop before arrival. The steel toilets are cold this time of year. Apparently. Well wrap up with a game of darts in the association room and a warm cup of Costco tea and long life milk. As you can see, I have gone to a lot of time and trouble to immerse us into this fake experience, to the point it will feel real. And it’s hard to put a price on that (although his majesty’s government had a bloody good go). See you on visiting day! I mean date day." Honestly Felix you never fail to amuse me
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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Love a bit of crazy golf lol
Brilliant! And we'll do cocktails afterwards
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YOLO, already there! The question is are you joining us?
J"Note to self: read thread before posting. But great minds.... See also: darts or ping pong!! | |||
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"I enjoy a date. Where are we going? Something fun I hope! We can get a bus into town and go shoplifting at woolies. If you’re nice to me I’ll let you finger me round the back of mcdonalds
Literally the best offer I’ve had in years.
Fancy a nugget?"I love it when you talk dirty! Grrrrr | |||
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"I enjoy a date. Where are we going? Something fun I hope! We can get a bus into town and go shoplifting at woolies. If you’re nice to me I’ll let you finger me round the back of mcdonalds
Literally the best offer I’ve had in years.
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"Oh. I’d love a date.
Woody, I'd wine and dine you in the best bistro in town any day.
I might even shave my legs, just for you That reminds me, can I borrow your hedgestrimmer? "Oh dang! You’ve got me down to a tea. Your on! Let me return the favour., that’s a gaming bar near me, we can play beer, pong and shuffleboard over a few drinks.
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"I enjoy a date. Where are we going? Something fun I hope! We can get a bus into town and go shoplifting at woolies. If you’re nice to me I’ll let you finger me round the back of mcdonalds
Literally the best offer I’ve had in years.
Fancy a nugget?
Room for one more? Always liked a good pick 'n' mix!"Meet you both at the bus station | |||
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"I think I must be undateable!" You are certainly not! Want to come be a lady who lunches with me? We can go shopping after too. | |||
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"I think I must be undateable!" Hey Tess, wanna take the dogs out for a nice long walk? (Once we’re out in the woods maybe I’ll let you slip your hand down my trousers.) | |||
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"In! Woo wooooo!!!
A blowjob behind the bins at Lidl
Oh baby! "How many times do you I have to tell you, you can’t make babies that way | |||
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"Want to come be a lady who lunches with me? We can go shopping after too. " ^ Okay, I’ll admit that sounds better. Do that. | |||
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"If we went on a date, where/what would the date be? Say you're in, pick someone from the thread and tell them how you would woo them on a date. Do it privately or be brave and do it on the thread. Em x" It would be you Em. Or rather, a you from an alternate reality, not madly in love with the wonderful P, but unmarried and poly. Fully able to explore and taste the world for days, even weeks at a time. And it would involve being here in a balmy French April : https://youtu.be/YBo5POEOLtc?si=El28uXDcliI_iFri And here: https://youtu.be/y2jbb52S24Y?si=RS9MBWzv4OVfXWO6 And, in our hotels, I would gently run a finger down your neck and spine, kiss your nape, hold your beautiful breasts, your bum, enter you, pulling you to me like we were one, kiss your neck and throat, gently framing your face in my hands, but then stronger, firmer - until we came and were exhausted. And then we'd repeat, with endless variety. And after two or three days and nights of beautiful surroundings and love-making, we would go to Paris. We would sit outside at either Café de Flore or Les Deux Magots (perhaps both, they're so close), and people-watch like Dorothy Parker, Simone de Beauvoir, Oscar Wilde, Picasso and so many others have people-watched before us. And once we made love again that afternoon, night, and following morning, we wouldn't travel back together. You would take a cab to Paris CDG, and on the journey the sense of loss would only strengthen the power of the occasion, its future memory. The beauty, the magnificence...and the loss. And then, twice every year, we would seek to recreate such magic elsewhere. But, alas, there is only one Em. With her wonderful P. And they belong together, Nicky x | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? " I really need to know the backstory of this post | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post "Ah you know meet a really nice woman for a drink n chat , get on really well , share a few mutual confession s and then following day get ghosted ....I really cannot be bothered with dating at my age! | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post
Ah you know meet a really nice woman for a drink n chat , get on really well , share a few mutual confession s and then following day get ghosted ....I really cannot be bothered with dating at my age! "Hello, have we met? | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post "Camping, as your username seems lumberjacky, coolboxy and a bit mosquito net putter uppery. | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post
Ah you know meet a really nice woman for a drink n chat , get on really well , share a few mutual confession s and then following day get ghosted ....I really cannot be bothered with dating at my age!
Hello, have we met? " | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post
Ah you know meet a really nice woman for a drink n chat , get on really well , share a few mutual confession s and then following day get ghosted ....I really cannot be bothered with dating at my age!
Hello, have we met? "Online dating 101. Ghosting is inevitable most of the time. | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post
Ah you know meet a really nice woman for a drink n chat , get on really well , share a few mutual confession s and then following day get ghosted ....I really cannot be bothered with dating at my age!
Hello, have we met?
Online dating 101. Ghosting is inevitable most of the time. "What can I say. Sometimes guys I’ve met for a date have been so uninspiring I’ve not felt any desire to message them again! | |||
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"I could do with a date night. "I’m in. | |||
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"I could do with a date night. "Wales v Italy. I'll take you and cheer on the Blues | |||
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"I'd like to just pick you up, go to the airport, and buy a random ticket for wherever, and take off the same day
This sounds really fun actually "Lets go! | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in?" 100% in, I'll bring Doritos and dip, and Vodka, lots of Vodka! | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in? 100% in, I'll bring Doritos and dip, and Vodka, lots of Vodka!" Not coming to the zoo then? | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in? 100% in, I'll bring Doritos and dip, and Vodka, lots of Vodka! Not coming to the zoo then? "Zoo is the daytime, all the animals will be tucked up in bed at night! | |||
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"If we went on a date, where/what would the date be? Say you're in, pick someone from the thread and tell them how you would woo them on a date. Do it privately or be brave and do it on the thread. Em x" I’m in, I’d definitely take you right up the shitter. The mr | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in? 100% in, I'll bring Doritos and dip, and Vodka, lots of Vodka! Not coming to the zoo then?
Zoo is the daytime, all the animals will be tucked up in bed at night!"We’ll be tucked up all snug! | |||
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"If we went on a date, where/what would the date be? Say you're in, pick someone from the thread and tell them how you would woo them on a date. Do it privately or be brave and do it on the thread. Em x It would be you Em. Or rather, a you from an alternate reality, not madly in love with the wonderful P, but unmarried and poly. Fully able to explore and taste the world for days, even weeks at a time. And it would involve being here in a balmy French April : https://youtu.be/YBo5POEOLtc?si=El28uXDcliI_iFri And here: https://youtu.be/y2jbb52S24Y?si=RS9MBWzv4OVfXWO6 And, in our hotels, I would gently run a finger down your neck and spine, kiss your nape, hold your beautiful breasts, your bum, enter you, pulling you to me like we were one, kiss your neck and throat, gently framing your face in my hands, but then stronger, firmer - until we came and were exhausted. And then we'd repeat, with endless variety. And after two or three days and nights of beautiful surroundings and love-making, we would go to Paris. We would sit outside at either Café de Flore or Les Deux Magots (perhaps both, they're so close), and people-watch like Dorothy Parker, Simone de Beauvoir, Oscar Wilde, Picasso and so many others have people-watched before us. And once we made love again that afternoon, night, and following morning, we wouldn't travel back together. You would take a cab to Paris CDG, and on the journey the sense of loss would only strengthen the power of the occasion, its future memory. The beauty, the magnificence...and the loss. And then, twice every year, we would seek to recreate such magic elsewhere. But, alas, there is only one Em. With her wonderful P. And they belong together, Nicky x " Why did this make me want to cry? | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in? 100% in, I'll bring Doritos and dip, and Vodka, lots of Vodka! Not coming to the zoo then?
Zoo is the daytime, all the animals will be tucked up in bed at night!
We’ll be tucked up all snug! "I'm ordering a penguin onesie as we speak! | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in? Can I bring my cat?" Hell yes!! | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive women on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the men on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Pyjama party and pillow forts, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Twister too. Who’s in? 100% in, I'll bring Doritos and dip, and Vodka, lots of Vodka! Not coming to the zoo then?
Zoo is the daytime, all the animals will be tucked up in bed at night!"How do you know I don't have night time plans for you too? | |||
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"If we went on a date, where/what would the date be? Say you're in, pick someone from the thread and tell them how you would woo them on a date. Do it privately or be brave and do it on the thread. Em x I’m in, I’d definitely take you right up the shitter. The mr " Swoon | |||
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"I'm in, it can't be any worse than my last vanilla date can it? I really need to know the backstory of this post
Ah you know meet a really nice woman for a drink n chat , get on really well , share a few mutual confession s and then following day get ghosted ....I really cannot be bothered with dating at my age!
Hello, have we met? "I'd remember that bum haha | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive men on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the women on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Beers and football, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Poker too. Who’s in?" | |||
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"I could do with a date night.
Wales v Italy. I'll take you and cheer on the Blues"Ok you’re on! But you have to wear my sheep hat! | |||
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"I could do with a date night.
Wales v Italy. I'll take you and cheer on the Blues
Ok you’re on! But you have to wear my sheep hat!"And you'd have to wear my leaning tower of Pisa hat | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a date! Crazy golf anyone? Or Flight club? Escape room maybe? I'm terrible at all of them so you will leave the date a winner at least "How about quasar , all that running round in the dark | |||
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Wales v Italy. I'll take you and cheer on the Blues
Ok you’re on! But you have to wear my sheep hat!
And you'd have to wear my leaning tower of Pisa hat "Deal! I’ll even buy you cheese, chips and gravy on Caroline Street | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a date! Crazy golf anyone? Or Flight club? Escape room maybe? I'm terrible at all of them so you will leave the date a winner at least "I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't read the thread before posting! Though I can guarantee you I am worse at escape rooms than you are... | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive men on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the women on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Beers and football, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Poker too. Who’s in? In.
There's only so many chances you can give them, Woody.
All those offers in their inbox, and no "decent men". There has to be a common denominator "I know right, little do they know I would actually go on a date.
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive men on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the women on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Beers and football, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Poker too. Who’s in? In.
There's only so many chances you can give them, Woody.
All those offers in their inbox, and no "decent men". There has to be a common denominator
I know right, little do they know I would actually go on a date.
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive men on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the women on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Beers and football, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Poker too. Who’s in? In.
There's only so many chances you can give them, Woody.
All those offers in their inbox, and no "decent men". There has to be a common denominator
I know right, little do they know I would actually go on a date.
Just out of interest, do you both fancy a thrupple date? "Just out of interest….. I’m in | |||
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"It’s surprising to see so many attractive men on this thread in need of a date. Clearly you are all being failed by the women on here. So I invite you all to mine tonight. Beers and football, I’ll even get some microwave popcorn in. I have Jenga and Poker too. Who’s in? In.
There's only so many chances you can give them, Woody.
All those offers in their inbox, and no "decent men". There has to be a common denominator
I know right, little do they know I would actually go on a date.
Just out of interest, do you both fancy a thrupple date? "Damn you beat me to it | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a date! Crazy golf anyone? Or Flight club? Escape room maybe? I'm terrible at all of them so you will leave the date a winner at least "Thanks for ignoring my crazy golf offer. 
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"I could do with a date night.
Wales v Italy. I'll take you and cheer on the Blues
Ok you’re on! But you have to wear my sheep hat!
And you'd have to wear my leaning tower of Pisa hat
Deal! I’ll even buy you cheese, chips and gravy on Caroline Street "Caerphilly cheese please! | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a date! Crazy golf anyone? Or Flight club? Escape room maybe? I'm terrible at all of them so you will leave the date a winner at least
I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't read the thread before posting!
Though I can guarantee you I am worse at escape rooms than you are..."Did you not read the thread though? Or were you just being tactful? | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a date! Crazy golf anyone? Or Flight club? Escape room maybe? I'm terrible at all of them so you will leave the date a winner at least
I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't read the thread before posting!
Though I can guarantee you I am worse at escape rooms than you are...
Did you not read the thread though? Or were you just being tactful? "I didn't read the thread when I double -tapped on the crazy golf. I'm annoyed at myself as I am normally very thorough in my research. Must. Try. Harder. | |||
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Wales v Italy. I'll take you and cheer on the Blues
Ok you’re on! But you have to wear my sheep hat!
And you'd have to wear my leaning tower of Pisa hat
Deal! I’ll even buy you cheese, chips and gravy on Caroline Street
Caerphilly cheese please!"Only the best for a rugby date | |||
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"Anyone fancy crazy golf? I'll even pretend not to be competitive
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Can we do 'mildly eccentric' golf?
I've had my fill of crazy of late....
"Yes we can! No plus fours though, they're a step too eccentric. J | |||
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