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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land

It's a free bar

What would you like?

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

I am off to bed soon. Can I have a small brandy to warm my cockles please. Thank you.

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll take a Mojito mocktail

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By *mmaleiaWoman
39 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Baileys with 1 ice cube please

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’ll take a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I am off to bed soon. Can I have a small brandy to warm my cockles please. Thank you. "

Of course MB

I will get your PJs ready whilst you drink up sleep well

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By *ris GrayMan
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

Large G&T please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail"

Mojito mocktail coming right up

Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over

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By *inochioMan
39 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Guinness 0.0 please barkeep. I like the taste just dont need the alcohol.

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over


"I am off to bed soon. Can I have a small brandy to warm my cockles please. Thank you.

Of course MB

I will get your PJs ready whilst you drink up sleep well"

Very kind and thank you. I hope the bar is full and prospers

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"It's a free bar

What would you like? "

I would like 3/4 of a pint of Coke in a pint glass topped off with lambs spiced rum please.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Baileys with 1 ice cube please "

Just the one ice cube?

Tempt you with two?

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton

I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail

Mojito mocktail coming right up

Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over "

cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’ll take a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please "

Good choice on its way!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
39 weeks ago

Hastings


"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having "

Rum and cola ful fat mind

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Large G&T please "

Pint of G&T coming up

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over


"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having "

I am so tired I thought you said nuns

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands

Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Guinness 0.0 please barkeep. I like the taste just dont need the alcohol."

I will leave the keg beside you

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's a free bar

What would you like?

I would like 3/4 of a pint of Coke in a pint glass topped off with lambs spiced rum please."

As you are so polite I will get your drink ready in a jiffy

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Guinness 0.0 please barkeep. I like the taste just dont need the alcohol.

I will leave the keg beside you "

favourite alcohol free beer

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I’ll take a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please

Good choice on its way!"

It’s delicious! thank you.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day"

Oh!

Pull up a pew I'm listening

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having "

1 bottle of red

3 bottles of rum

And what else?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail

Mojito mocktail coming right up

Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar"

Don't tempt me!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having

Rum and cola ful fat mind "

Coming right up

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail

Mojito mocktail coming right up

Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar

Don't tempt me! "

if you get a chance look up Ross creations on YouTube some brilliant pranks there

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!"

Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when?

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By *an_spMan
39 weeks ago

Coventry

Used to bartend when I was a senior in college. I can help with the cocktails!

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By *igboobstCouple
39 weeks ago

barrow

2 white wines please x

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
39 weeks ago

Pontypool

Ooooh, could I have a spiced rum and , especially if it's Dead Mans Fingers, please, if you'd be so kind?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"Used to bartend when I was a senior in college. I can help with the cocktails! "

Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

The address x

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day

Oh!

Pull up a pew I'm listening "

Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.

It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.

Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day

Oh!

Pull up a pew I'm listening

Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.

It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.

Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree"

Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please"

As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions?

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!

Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when?"

Perfect thank you, I'll take a couple of those little umbrellas too if you found them, I do like those little umbrellas!

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By *cflirtyMan
39 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please

As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions? "

Sounds wonderful it is my birthday after all

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day

Oh!

Pull up a pew I'm listening

Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.

It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.

Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree

Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x"

Thanks. If its not meant to be, it's not meant to be I guess.

I'll be alright. It's not like it's my first time!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Used to bartend when I was a senior in college. I can help with the cocktails! "

Hired!!!!

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By *cflirtyMan
39 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day

Oh!

Pull up a pew I'm listening

Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.

It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.

Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree

Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x

Thanks. If its not meant to be, it's not meant to be I guess.

I'll be alright. It's not like it's my first time! "

I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

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By *an_spMan
39 weeks ago

Coventry


"

Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ?? "

With a little less flair! haha

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"

Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ??

With a little less flair! haha"

Hehe I might just ask for a demo

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having

Rum and cola ful fat mind "

Too right! If you have a diet Coke with the wrong, you’re crazy.

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By *lexm87Man
39 weeks ago

Various

Nothing thanks, but please have something yourself.

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x"

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner

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By *an_spMan
39 weeks ago

Coventry


"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please "

Dude! Really sorry that happened to you! You should go for the regular and don’t let the fat shaming comments deter you

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By *an_spMan
39 weeks ago

Coventry


"

Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ??

With a little less flair! haha

Hehe I might just ask for a demo "

Anytime! You just let me know what your fav cocktail is!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner"

I'm so sorry people are shitbags sometimes...

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"2 white wines please x"

2 white wines coming up

Any bar snacks?

We've got everything

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By *cflirtyMan
39 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border


"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please

Dude! Really sorry that happened to you! You should go for the regular and don’t let the fat shaming comments deter you"

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Ooooh, could I have a spiced rum and , especially if it's Dead Mans Fingers, please, if you'd be so kind? "

Dead Man's Fingers and coming up

Let me know when you need a top up

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!

Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when?

Perfect thank you, I'll take a couple of those little umbrellas too if you found them, I do like those little umbrellas!"

I will leave the tub of umbrellas with you. Just don't poke your eye out!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please

As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions?

Sounds wonderful it is my birthday after all "

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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By *an_spMan
39 weeks ago

Coventry


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner"

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! "

Man alive why on earth would anyone cancel on you ?!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please "

You have whatever you want!

JD and cola coming up

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
39 weeks ago

Cambs

I'll have a rekorderlig passionfruit cider please bar keep xx

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By *alico_KittyWoman
39 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Can I have a large glass of barefoot zinfandel please x

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By *esire in SheffieldMan
39 weeks ago

Sheffield

Captain black please

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! "

If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Mocktail please x

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By *ris GrayMan
39 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Large G&T please

Pint of G&T coming up "

a pint omg i think I've had that already

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Oh hi gosh so rude... Could i have a mocktail please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land

Brill Phil

Your 50/50 cola/Lambs Spiced rum is ready and waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Nothing thanks, but please have something yourself. "

Why thank you kind sir

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By *cflirtyMan
39 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border


"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please

You have whatever you want!

JD and cola coming up "

Why thank you kind lady

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By *cflirtyMan
39 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border


"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone "

Lingering !

Join the throng xx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
39 weeks ago

North West


"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day

Oh!

Pull up a pew I'm listening

Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.

It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.

Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree"

I'm sorry this happened to you.

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By *agnar73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Any Pernod?

Otherwise sixteen espresso martinis and whatever you lot are having

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I'll have a rekorderlig passionfruit cider please bar keep xx "

Just the one?

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By *agnar73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs!

If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested.

"

Aww Man. Sorry

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By *sacambsMan
39 weeks ago

Huntingdon

I shall start with a G&T...

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Can I have a large glass of barefoot zinfandel please x"

Giant wine glass of Barefoot Zinfindal coming up

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By *alm_one4Man
39 weeks ago

RM16

Speckled Hen please Barman, and keep them coming

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol"

You can share my bottle if you like? I also have little paper umbrellas!

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x

Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.

So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs!

If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested.

Aww Man. Sorry "

I'll live.

I might feel like I don't want to for a bit but, I will.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Captain black please "

On its way

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39 weeks ago


"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone

Lingering !

Join the throng xx"

*tentatively steps in ...

Thanks for the welcome. Can you tell I don't get out much haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Nice flute of prosecco please

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton

Anyway. This isn't meant to be a support group for losers called Phil!

Everybody get your drinks down you!

The next free round is on me!

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By *amoanMan
39 weeks ago

st peter port

Large G n T please Dave, and put it on the slate will ya!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"

Oh hi gosh so rude... Could i have a mocktail please "

You are not rude at all!

@Dan_sp!!! You have your first cocktail order!

If he doesn't respond in 5 mins give him a quick flash and I'm sure he'll be straight over

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone "

Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome

Find a seat and let me know what your having whenever you're ready

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Any Pernod?

Otherwise sixteen espresso martinis and whatever you lot are having"

We have everything here

Are you having it neat young man?

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By *litlicker77Man
39 weeks ago

dirty old town

Large OVD or Woods rum with a splash of at the side of a pint of Guinness please

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’m happy to share my bottle of red

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I shall start with a G&T..."

And then.....

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol"

Good choice!

I will see if I can find a straw for you

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By *agnar73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Any Pernod?

Otherwise sixteen espresso martinis and whatever you lot are having

We have everything here

Are you having it neat young man?"

Just the bottle is fine.

(Blackout d*unkness is required)

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Speckled Hen please Barman, and keep them coming "

I will leave a cask of Speckled Hen beside you

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By *sacambsMan
39 weeks ago

Huntingdon


"Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol

You can share my bottle if you like? I also have little paper umbrellas! "

Perfect

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By *sacambsMan
39 weeks ago

Huntingdon


"I shall start with a G&T...

And then..... "

Probably a nice IPA...

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Nice flute of prosecco please "

A lovely flute of processco is ready and waiting for you

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By *aygallaMan
39 weeks ago

newton aycliffe

I’ve just walked into a really good bar the bartender is smoking hot!! Could I order a beer while I look at the cocktail list please?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Large G n T please Dave, and put it on the slate will ya!"

Who's Dave?

And who's paying for this slate you speak of?

Fishbowl of G&T coming up!

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39 weeks ago


"Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome

Find a seat and let me know what your having whenever you're ready "

Hi, thanks for the welcome.

Well, I don't usually drink because I'm diabetic and doing the maths to keep my bg balanced is a pain in the arse. But, as this is the Fab bar, anything goes right ... so, I would love a prosecco with a double shot of limoncello added please lovely landlady

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Large OVD or Woods rum with a splash of cola at the side of a pint of Guinness please "

All of the above on its way

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’m happy to share my bottle of red "

Sharing caring

For most things

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I shall start with a G&T...

And then.....

Probably a nice IPA..."

And then......

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’ve just walked into a really good bar the bartender is smoking hot!! Could I order a beer while I look at the cocktail list please? "

Where's the smoking hot bartender?

Beer coming up

Cocktail list is just over there ------»

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome

Find a seat and let me know what your having whenever you're ready

Hi, thanks for the welcome.

Well, I don't usually drink because I'm diabetic and doing the maths to keep my bg balanced is a pain in the arse. But, as this is the Fab bar, anything goes right ... so, I would love a prosecco with a double shot of limoncello added please lovely landlady "

You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar

Prosecco with a double shot of limoncello coming right up

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By *aygallaMan
39 weeks ago

newton aycliffe

That’ll be you of course

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By *ddie1966Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Either a Black Samsung... Double

Or

A Brandy and Babycham please.

I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar

Prosecco with a double shot of limoncello coming right up "

Ooh, can't wait. It'll be like reliving my 40th b/day when I got absolutely leathered on prosecco+limoncello cocktails. Ahh.. those were the days

Speaking of birthdays...Little Miss of Southampton!! I don't know you, but I'd like to wish you A very Happy Birthday sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

2 G&Ts please

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Peroni please, frosted glass.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Either a Black Samsung... Double

Or

A Brandy and Babycham please.

I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... "

Cheers Eddie

I will sit in amongst the pissheads nibbling gently on your nuts

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Either a Black Samsung... Double

Or

A Brandy and Babycham please.

I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... "

But first I will get your double Black Samsung and your Brandy and Babycham

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"2 G&Ts please "

2 G&Ts on there way

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Either a Black Samsung... Double

Or

A Brandy and Babycham please.

I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc...

Cheers Eddie

I will sit in amongst the pissheads nibbling gently on your nuts "

are his nuts salted or dry roasted?

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By *ddie1966Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I love it when contradictive text steps in and spells Sambuca as Samsung.

Sorry Op

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Either a Black Samsung... Double

Or

A Brandy and Babycham please.

I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc...

Cheers Eddie

I will sit in amongst the pissheads nibbling gently on your nuts

are his nuts salted or dry roasted? "

It's very odd! It's one of each!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"I love it when contradictive text steps in and spells Sambuca as Samsung.

Sorry Op "

That's ok Eddie, just blame it on the rainbows

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"It's a free bar

What would you like? "

Jameson and ice please

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By *urious is the VoyeurMan
39 weeks ago

Rickmansworth

Jamesons a.d ginger ale with a couple of rocks please

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By *enrysmith22Man
39 weeks ago

Guisborough

Ooooo proper twelve and

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's a free bar

What would you like?

Jameson and ice please "

Jameson and ice coming right up

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Jamesons a.d ginger ale with a couple of rocks please"

Good choice!

Coming right up

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

La La Land


"Ooooo proper twelve and "

Proper Twelve and cola on its way!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"It's a free bar

What would you like?

Jameson and ice please

Jameson and ice coming right up "

Perfectly served xx thank you

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Bloodg Mary with extra Tabasco please

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc, s'il vous plaît.

Happy to round up the empties for you... (once a barmaid, always a barmaid...)

Happy Birthday to the Birthday girl, and good evening one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

JD and please

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Early morning coffee for me. A cappuccino with one of those posh biscuits in a little wrapper.

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By *iasubTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Ill take a pornstar martini please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar

Prosecco with a double shot of limoncello coming right up

Ooh, can't wait. It'll be like reliving my 40th b/day when I got absolutely leathered on prosecco+limoncello cocktails. Ahh.. those were the days

Speaking of birthdays...Little Miss of Southampton!! I don't know you, but I'd like to wish you A very Happy Birthday sexy lady "

Aah thank you so much lovely xx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’ll have a strong coffee, no sugar & being as it’s Saturday I’ll have baileys in it too please.

But put the Baileys in last please or it’ll go clumpy.

Thank you kindly

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