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"I am off to bed soon. Can I have a small brandy to warm my cockles please. Thank you. " Of course MB I will get your PJs ready whilst you drink up ![]() | |||
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail" Mojito mocktail coming right up Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over ![]() | |||
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"I am off to bed soon. Can I have a small brandy to warm my cockles please. Thank you. Of course MB I will get your PJs ready whilst you drink up ![]() Very kind and thank you. I hope the bar is full and prospers ![]() | |||
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"It's a free bar What would you like? ![]() I would like 3/4 of a pint of Coke in a pint glass topped off with lambs spiced rum please. | |||
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"Baileys with 1 ice cube please ![]() Just the one ice cube? Tempt you with two? ![]() | |||
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail Mojito mocktail coming right up Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over ![]() cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar | |||
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"I’ll take a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please ![]() Good choice ![]() | |||
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having ![]() Rum and cola ful fat mind | |||
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"Large G&T please ![]() Pint of G&T coming up ![]() | |||
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having ![]() I am so tired I thought you said nuns ![]() | |||
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"Guinness 0.0 please barkeep. I like the taste just dont need the alcohol." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's a free bar What would you like? ![]() As you are so polite I will get your drink ready in a jiffy ![]() | |||
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"Guinness 0.0 please barkeep. I like the taste just dont need the alcohol. ![]() ![]() favourite alcohol free beer | |||
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"I’ll take a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please ![]() ![]() It’s delicious! ![]() | |||
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day" Oh! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having ![]() 1 bottle of red 3 bottles of rum And what else? ![]() | |||
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail Mojito mocktail coming right up Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over ![]() Don't tempt me! ![]() | |||
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having ![]() Coming right up ![]() | |||
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail Mojito mocktail coming right up Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over ![]() ![]() if you get a chance look up Ross creations on YouTube some brilliant pranks there | |||
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"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!" Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when? | |||
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"Used to bartend when I was a senior in college. I can help with the cocktails! " Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ?? ![]() | |||
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day Oh! ![]() ![]() Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute. It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there. Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree | |||
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day Oh! ![]() ![]() Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x | |||
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"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please" As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions? ![]() | |||
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"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?! Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when?" Perfect thank you, I'll take a couple of those little umbrellas too if you found them, I do like those little umbrellas! | |||
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"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions? ![]() Sounds wonderful it is my birthday after all ![]() | |||
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day Oh! ![]() ![]() Thanks. If its not meant to be, it's not meant to be I guess. I'll be alright. It's not like it's my first time! | |||
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"Used to bartend when I was a senior in college. I can help with the cocktails! " Hired!!!! ![]() | |||
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day Oh! ![]() ![]() I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x | |||
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" Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ?? ![]() With a little less flair! haha | |||
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" Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ?? ![]() Hehe I might just ask for a demo ![]() | |||
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having ![]() Too right! If you have a diet Coke with the wrong, you’re crazy. ![]() | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x" Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner | |||
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"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please ![]() Dude! Really sorry that happened to you! You should go for the regular and don’t let the fat shaming comments deter you | |||
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" Ooh can you do the whole Tom Cruise in Cocktail thing ?? ![]() ![]() Anytime! You just let me know what your fav cocktail is! | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner" I'm so sorry ![]() | |||
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"2 white wines please x" 2 white wines coming up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooooh, could I have a spiced rum and , especially if it's Dead Mans Fingers, please, if you'd be so kind? " Dead Man's Fingers and coming up Let me know when you need a top up ![]() | |||
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"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?! Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when? Perfect thank you, I'll take a couple of those little umbrellas too if you found them, I do like those little umbrellas!" I will leave the tub of umbrellas with you. Just don't poke your eye out! ![]() | |||
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"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions? ![]() ![]() HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ![]() | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner" If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! " Man alive why on earth would anyone cancel on you ?! ![]() | |||
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"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! " If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested. | |||
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"Large G&T please ![]() ![]() a pint omg i think I've had that already ![]() | |||
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"Nothing thanks, but please have something yourself. " Why thank you kind sir ![]() | |||
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"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why thank you kind lady | |||
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"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone ![]() Lingering ! Join the throng xx | |||
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day Oh! ![]() ![]() I'm sorry this happened to you. ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a rekorderlig passionfruit cider please bar keep xx " Just the one? ![]() | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested. " Aww Man. Sorry | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of barefoot zinfandel please x" Giant wine glass of Barefoot Zinfindal coming up ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol" You can share my bottle if you like? I also have little paper umbrellas! ![]() | |||
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza. So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested. Aww Man. Sorry " I'll live. I might feel like I don't want to for a bit but, I will. | |||
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"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone ![]() *tentatively steps in ... Thanks for the welcome. Can you tell I don't get out much haha. | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are not rude at all! @Dan_sp!!! You have your first cocktail order! If he doesn't respond in 5 mins give him a quick flash and I'm sure he'll be straight over ![]() | |||
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"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone ![]() Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome ![]() | |||
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"Any Pernod? Otherwise sixteen espresso martinis and whatever you lot are having" We have everything here ![]() | |||
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"I shall start with a G&T..." And then..... ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol" Good choice! I will see if I can find a straw for you ![]() | |||
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"Any Pernod? Otherwise sixteen espresso martinis and whatever you lot are having We have everything here ![]() Just the bottle is fine. (Blackout d*unkness is required) | |||
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"Speckled Hen please Barman, and keep them coming " I will leave a cask of Speckled Hen beside you ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a Baileys please? A full bottle lol You can share my bottle if you like? I also have little paper umbrellas! ![]() Perfect ![]() | |||
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"I shall start with a G&T... And then..... ![]() Probably a nice IPA... | |||
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"Nice flute of prosecco please ![]() A lovely flute of processco is ready and waiting for you ![]() | |||
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"Large G n T please Dave, and put it on the slate will ya!" Who's Dave? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome ![]() Hi, thanks for the welcome. Well, I don't usually drink because I'm diabetic and doing the maths to keep my bg balanced is a pain in the arse. But, as this is the Fab bar, anything goes right ... so, I would love a prosecco with a double shot of limoncello added please lovely landlady ![]() | |||
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"Large OVD or Woods rum with a splash of cola at the side of a pint of Guinness please " All of the above on its way ![]() | |||
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"I’m happy to share my bottle of red " Sharing caring ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I shall start with a G&T... And then..... ![]() And then...... ![]() | |||
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"I’ve just walked into a really good bar the bartender is smoking hot!! Could I order a beer while I look at the cocktail list please? " Where's the smoking hot bartender? ![]() | |||
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"Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome ![]() ![]() You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar ![]() ![]() Ooh, can't wait. It'll be like reliving my 40th b/day when I got absolutely leathered on prosecco+limoncello cocktails. Ahh.. those were the days ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double Or A Brandy and Babycham please. I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... ![]() Cheers Eddie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double Or A Brandy and Babycham please. I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... ![]() But first I will get your double Black Samsung and your Brandy and Babycham ![]() | |||
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"2 G&Ts please ![]() 2 G&Ts on there way ![]() | |||
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double Or A Brandy and Babycham please. I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double Or A Brandy and Babycham please. I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's very odd! It's one of each! ![]() | |||
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"I love it when contradictive text steps in and spells Sambuca as Samsung. Sorry Op ![]() That's ok Eddie, just blame it on the rainbows ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's a free bar What would you like? ![]() Jameson and ice please | |||
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"It's a free bar What would you like? ![]() Jameson and ice coming right up ![]() | |||
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"Jamesons a.d ginger ale with a couple of rocks please" Good choice! ![]() | |||
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"Ooooo proper twelve and " Proper Twelve and cola on its way! | |||
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"It's a free bar What would you like? ![]() ![]() Perfectly served xx thank you | |||
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"You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aah thank you so much lovely xx ![]() | |||
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