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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
46 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Easter egg offers should be banned.

Especially this far ahead of Easter.

So far tonight:

2 x 97g min egg (with hidden mine eggs inside)

1 x chocolate buttons egg 96g.

1 x white chocolate buttons egg 96g.

It’s only just 9pm.

I might go to sleep.

You can’t eat any more while you sleep.

Can you?

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By *ickshawedCouple
46 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Do you never dream you've eaten a giant marshmallow and then wake up and wonder where your pillow is?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
46 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Do you never dream you've eaten a giant marshmallow and then wake up and wonder where your pillow is? "

Can’t say that I have.

Although I have had that dream when you’ve eaten a giant penis and then wake up and wonder where your leg is.

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By *r MzchiefMan
46 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"Easter egg offers should be banned.

Especially this far ahead of Easter.

So far tonight:

2 x 97g min egg (with hidden mine eggs inside)

1 x chocolate buttons egg 96g.

1 x white chocolate buttons egg 96g.

It’s only just 9pm.

I might go to sleep.

You can’t eat any more while you sleep.

Can you?"

Unfortuneately sleep eating like sleep walking is a thing. Best nip to the shops and some more supplies in.

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands

I had a mini egg easter egg the other day, what a disappointment! 4 mini eggs in it, Four! Two of which I dropped and my dog ate, so 2 mini eggs, still fuming about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

You monster

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By *aissez-faireMan
46 weeks ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"Easter egg offers should be banned.

Especially this far ahead of Easter.

So far tonight:

2 x 97g min egg (with hidden mine eggs inside)

1 x chocolate buttons egg 96g.

1 x white chocolate buttons egg 96g.

It’s only just 9pm.

I might go to sleep.

You can’t eat any more while you sleep.

Can you?"

If you can sleep after all that sugar the. Your body clearly needed it… therefore no problem.

Sweet dreams!

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