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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Inspired by true events: I just went to the fridge and ate my last Turkish Delight (yes chocolate belongs in the fridge or freezer). I thought to myself that it would be great to always open it and have a TD at my disposal.

Abracadabra: Your brand new Vendo 6000 vending machine can hold an impressive 5 items. Free. 24/7/365.

1. Hot pie/pastie/snack

2. Bar Snack (crisps/nuts)

3. Chocolate

4. Cold/hot drink (soft)

Because it is the Vendo 6000 Lux, it also comes with an alcoholic option...

5. Alcoholic drink.

What are you picking? Any matches on here and it's blatant cheating.

However, you can still DM each other until the good chat fades and shit chat begins (and both wishing to dump the other courteously).

1. Ginsters Cornish Pastie

2. Pork Scratchings

3. Turkish Delight

4. Black Americano

5. Guinness

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By *arla SwingerWoman
39 weeks ago

Somewhere

1 IRN-BRU

2 Nobbys chilli nuts

3 Reeses peanut cups

4 Scampi fries

5 A banana

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
39 weeks ago

Darlington

Pizza

Diet Pepsi

Kopperburg

Minstrels

Toffee Popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

1 a 'real' cornish pastie (not ginsters crap)

2 cheese wotsits

3 double size mars bar

4 cappucino

5 newcastle brown (bottled)

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By *lexm87Man
39 weeks ago

Various

Cheese on toast

Ready salted crisps

Dark chocolate bounty

Tea

Beverage replaced with an apple

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1 IRN-BRU

2 Nobbys chilli nuts

3 Reeses peanut cups

4 Scampi fries

5 A banana "

I think they've come out the wrong slots but some great choices!

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Pizza

Diet Pepsi

Kopperburg

Minstrels

Toffee Popcorn "

Outstanding choices madam. I very nearly chose pizza and I love a Koppaberg when out on the pop. It was just too sickly to have everlasting.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
39 weeks ago

La La Land

1. Cornish pasty

2. 'Share' bag of plain crisps

3. 'Share' bag of Cadburys caramel buttons

4. Coffee

5. Mocktail

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By *o scandalousWoman
39 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Inspired by true events: I just went to the fridge and ate my last Turkish Delight (yes chocolate belongs in the fridge or freezer). I thought to myself that it would be great to always open it and have a TD at my disposal.

Abracadabra: Your brand new Vendo 6000 vending machine can hold an impressive 5 items. Free. 24/7/365.

1. Hot pie/pastie/snack

2. Bar Snack (crisps/nuts)

3. Chocolate

4. Cold/hot drink (soft)

Because it is the Vendo 6000 Lux, it also comes with an alcoholic option...

5. Alcoholic drink.

What are you picking? Any matches on here and it's blatant cheating.

However, you can still DM each other until the good chat fades and shit chat begins (and both wishing to dump the other courteously).

1. Ginsters Cornish Pastie

2. Pork Scratchings

3. Turkish Delight

4. Black Americano

5. Guinness

"

1. A Killie Pie

2. Pringles sour cream

3. Twirl

4. Milk

5. A hot chocolate with all the trimmings!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
39 weeks ago

Basingstoke

1. Greggs Steak Bake

2. Frazzles

3. Maltesers

4. Starbucks skinny caramel macchiato

5. Herno Sloe Gin

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Cheese on toast

Ready salted crisps

Dark chocolate bounty

Tea

Beverage replaced with an apple"

No frills no spills choices there!

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. Cornish pasty

2. 'Share' bag of plain crisps

3. 'Share' bag of Cadburys caramel buttons

4. Coffee

5. Mocktail"

Great choices again.

Delete 'plain' insert 'beef hula hoops'

Delete 'Mock' insert 'Cock' (oops sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

1. Aldi Chicken skeweres

2. KP Nuts

3. Twirl

4. Sprite / Tea

5. Vodka diet

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Inspired by true events: I just went to the fridge and ate my last Turkish Delight (yes chocolate belongs in the fridge or freezer). I thought to myself that it would be great to always open it and have a TD at my disposal.

Abracadabra: Your brand new Vendo 6000 vending machine can hold an impressive 5 items. Free. 24/7/365.

1. Hot pie/pastie/snack

2. Bar Snack (crisps/nuts)

3. Chocolate

4. Cold/hot drink (soft)

Because it is the Vendo 6000 Lux, it also comes with an alcoholic option...

5. Alcoholic drink.

What are you picking? Any matches on here and it's blatant cheating.

However, you can still DM each other until the good chat fades and shit chat begins (and both wishing to dump the other courteously).

1. Ginsters Cornish Pastie

2. Pork Scratchings

3. Turkish Delight

4. Black Americano

5. Guinness

1. A Killie Pie

2. Pringles sour cream

3. Twirl

4. Milk

5. A hot chocolate with all the trimmings!

"

Was talking about a Killie pie last night. Voted best pie in Scotland or something.

Pringles Sour cream. The choice of kings (and queens).

I went through a twirl phase. (Wtf happened to Drifters btw)

Everyone likes a hot chocolate!

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. Greggs Steak Bake

2. Frazzles

3. Maltesers

4. Starbucks skinny caramel macchiato

5. Herno Sloe Gin"

EFA you are a cheap date

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

39 weeks ago

East Sussex

1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate

2. Wensleydale

3. Olives

4. Tomatoes

5. Great coffee

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"

1. Aldi Chicken skeweres

2. KP Nuts

3. Twirl

4. Sprite / Tea

5. Vodka diet

"

I might have to check out the skewers, particularly as you've bee brand specific.

Another vote for a twirl.

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By *educing_EmCouple
39 weeks ago

Tipperary

1. Pizza

2. Garlic bread

3. Cadbury dairymilk

4. Tayto waffles

5. Coke Zero

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate

2. Wensleydale

3. Olives

4. Tomatoes

5. Great coffee "

Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

39 weeks ago

East Sussex


"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate

2. Wensleydale

3. Olives

4. Tomatoes

5. Great coffee

Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee! "

I don't really like pastry.

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By *eacupsbearCouple
39 weeks ago

York

1. The potato type thing I got from a vending machine in Eindhoven a few years back

2. Bacon flavour Wheat Crunchies

3. Wispa

4. Choccy milkshake

Alcoholic option.

5. Frankenheim Altbier. Mainly because you cannot get it In this country anymore. Brexit sucks!

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate

2. Wensleydale

3. Olives

4. Tomatoes

5. Great coffee

Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee! "

Jacket potato with cheese and beans?

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. The potato type thing I got from a vending machine in Eindhoven a few years back

2. Bacon flavour Wheat Crunchies

3. Wispa

4. Choccy milkshake

Alcoholic option.

5. Frankenheim Altbier. Mainly because you cannot get it In this country anymore. Brexit sucks!"

Oddly enough the best thing I ever got out of a vendy was in Holland. They were hollow sausage shaped things that were gorgeous. Never seen them since. Anywhere.

A Wispa is my go-to chocolate with a cup of tea.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

39 weeks ago

East Sussex


"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate

2. Wensleydale

3. Olives

4. Tomatoes

5. Great coffee

Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee!

Jacket potato with cheese and beans? "

I'll have the potato but not the beans.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
39 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"1. Greggs Steak Bake

2. Frazzles

3. Maltesers

4. Starbucks skinny caramel macchiato

5. Herno Sloe Gin

EFA you are a cheap date "

Until we get to the gin!!!

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By *eacupsbearCouple
39 weeks ago

York


"1. The potato type thing I got from a vending machine in Eindhoven a few years back

2. Bacon flavour Wheat Crunchies

3. Wispa

4. Choccy milkshake

Alcoholic option.

5. Frankenheim Altbier. Mainly because you cannot get it In this country anymore. Brexit sucks!

Oddly enough the best thing I ever got out of a vendy was in Holland. They were hollow sausage shaped things that were gorgeous. Never seen them since. Anywhere.

A Wispa is my go-to chocolate with a cup of tea. "

Was it one of the machines they have outside a shop where you open the flap to get at the goodies within?

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

It was in the 90s. It was a rotating vendy in the street and the food was hot.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
39 weeks ago

Colchester

1. No pie/pastie. I'm fussy with such things and not found any I like yet.

2. Walkers Salt & Shake Crisps. I like the little blue sachet and have a little ritual when preparing it.

3. Noisette Caramélisée by Alain Ducasse

4. Jamaican Blue Mountain, ready to go.

5. Yalumba Signature Cab Sauv/Shiraz Barossa, provided the Vendo 6000 has a separate climate-controlled zone for proper wine chilling of course !

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Beef Curry

Shepherds Pie

Cheese & Onion Crisps

Fruit Pastilles

C*ke Zero

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. No pie/pastie. I'm fussy with such things and not found any I like yet.

2. Walkers Salt & Shake Crisps. I like the little blue sachet and have a little ritual when preparing it.

3. Noisette Caramélisée by Alain Ducasse

4. Jamaican Blue Mountain, ready to go.

5. Yalumba Signature Cab Sauv/Shiraz Barossa, provided the Vendo 6000 has a separate climate-controlled zone for proper wine chilling of course !"

Well it's a good job it's the lux version as it caters for all of your needs. And good job too. I thought #3 was a Eurovision song and artist from 1972. #4 some form of reefer, #5 a Brazilian musical instrument.

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands

1. Strawberry milkshake.

2. Ready salted Pringles.

3. Jam doughnuts.

4. Bacon sarnie.

5. Jelly beans.

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Beef Curry

Shepherds Pie

Cheese & Onion Crisps

Fruit Pastilles

C*ke Zero

"

Woah woah woah, are you trying to cheat the machine with 2 savoury dishes?.

Don't tell me. Mum's Shepherds' Pie? They always make the best ones.

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. Strawberry milkshake.

2. Ready salted Pringles.

3. Jam doughnuts.

4. Bacon sarnie.

5. Jelly beans."

Daizy Daizy Daizy your milkshake will always bring the boys to the yard!

Apart from Salt and vinegar crisps (belonging to Beelzebub himself) that is a really strong choice.

#4 only with red sauce otherwise we are back to Lucifer again...

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"1. Strawberry milkshake.

2. Ready salted Pringles.

3. Jam doughnuts.

4. Bacon sarnie.

5. Jelly beans.

Daizy Daizy Daizy your milkshake will always bring the boys to the yard!

Apart from Salt and vinegar crisps (belonging to Beelzebub himself) that is a really strong choice.

#4 only with red sauce otherwise we are back to Lucifer again..."

Course red sauce! Red sauce only goes on bacon butties, brown sauce is for sausage sarnies, think thats actually the law!

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
39 weeks ago

Essex

1. Salt beef on rye sandwich

2. S&V kettle style crisps

3. 85% dark Green&Blacks

4. Black Americano

5. Irish Whisky

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. Strawberry milkshake.

2. Ready salted Pringles.

3. Jam doughnuts.

4. Bacon sarnie.

5. Jelly beans.

Daizy Daizy Daizy your milkshake will always bring the boys to the yard!

Apart from Salt and vinegar crisps (belonging to Beelzebub himself) that is a really strong choice.

#4 only with red sauce otherwise we are back to Lucifer again...

Course red sauce! Red sauce only goes on bacon butties, brown sauce is for sausage sarnies, think thats actually the law! "

Would you be partial to a fried egg placed on the bacon, slightly runny?

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. Salt beef on rye sandwich

2. S&V kettle style crisps

3. 85% dark Green&Blacks

4. Black Americano

5. Irish Whisky "

Wow, great start then dips badly with S&V. That is only one up from prawn cocktail flavoured crisps! 85% is a strong call but on great chocolate.

Superb finish..outstanding on fact with both Black Americano and Irish Whisky. In fact I had my first Irish Coffee the other day. Dear God it's so good.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
38 weeks ago

Essex

Wow, great start then dips badly with bad mouthing S&V but a strong call on denigrating prawn cocktail flavoured crisps!

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By *ild_oatsMan
38 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

1. Chicken Enchiladas

2. Brothers Toffee Apple Cider

3. Tony’s Chocolate

4. Freshly ground/brewed coffee

5. Darling Spuds - Thai Sweet Chilli Crisps

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"1. Chicken Enchiladas

2. Brothers Toffee Apple Cider

3. Tony’s Chocolate

4. Freshly ground/brewed coffee

5. Darling Spuds - Thai Sweet Chilli Crisps"

Now I really cannot fault that selection at all!

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