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By *weet.touch OP   Man
43 weeks ago

liverpool

What is the property value?

What is the breakdown on bills also?

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By *weet.touch OP   Man
43 weeks ago

liverpool

I am looking to buy my first property in the next couple of months just not sure what I can afford on £1800 a month.

I will be looking for a new build (less maintainenance costs) with hopefully a few grand 5k to spend

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By *rMonkeyMan
43 weeks ago

Somewhere

I can't imagine many are going to entertain answering these questions. Why do you ask OP.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
43 weeks ago

Worcester


"I am looking to buy my first property in the next couple of months just not sure what I can afford on £1800 a month.

I will be looking for a new build (less maintainenance costs) with hopefully a few grand 5k to spend"

If you go to a mortgage advisor they will tell you what you can afford.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
43 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

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By *weet.touch OP   Man
43 weeks ago

liverpool


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors."

I wonder how much the fee might be

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Too many factors to consider, one of the biggest is location.

Reddit has a forum for just this sort of question.

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By *lder.Woman
43 weeks ago

Not Local


"I can't imagine many are going to entertain answering these questions. Why do you ask OP."

You may look at our bumholes and watch us boing, but some questions are just too personal

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
43 weeks ago

Worcester


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

I wonder how much the fee might be"

Mine cost me £400, but only after I’d completed on my house.

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham

Do you want my PIN too?

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Northampton


"I am looking to buy my first property in the next couple of months just not sure what I can afford on £1800 a month.

I will be looking for a new build (less maintainenance costs) with hopefully a few grand 5k to spend"

Loads of ways to look at budgeting.

Outside of home deposit we like the 50/30/20 method of budgeting - google it

The mortgage repayment sits within the 50 (% of take home salary) along with other needs. Council tax, heat, light, basic food.

Check it out

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
43 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

I wonder how much the fee might be"

Only one way to find out! And it's not asking a bunch of strangers from all over the UK (and the rest of the world). Go to unbiased.com to get some advisers and ring round.

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

I wonder how much the fee might be"

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Mine was free, they got paid by the commission on the mortgage I took up.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"I can't imagine many are going to entertain answering these questions. Why do you ask OP.

You may look at our bumholes and watch us boing, but some questions are just too personal "

I agree with you twice here…. Your right it’s too personal and I did check out your booty

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By *lik and PaulCouple
43 weeks ago

cahoots


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

I wonder how much the fee might be"

Usually not much compared to the work you would need to do yourself.

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By *quirrel!Man
43 weeks ago

Nearby


"I can't imagine many are going to entertain answering these questions. Why do you ask OP.

You may look at our bumholes and watch us boing, but some questions are just too personal "

How much is your bum hole?

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By *rLothbrokMan
43 weeks ago

Lancs


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

I wonder how much the fee might be"

Some will charge their fee to the lender, as long as you use their services to complete the mortgage. If you go elsewhere after the initial advice they may well charge you for their time.

You can get a broad idea of what you can lend using either bank sites or sites like money saving expert to compare mortgages and rates.

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By *weet.touch OP   Man
43 weeks ago

liverpool


"I am looking to buy my first property in the next couple of months just not sure what I can afford on £1800 a month.

I will be looking for a new build (less maintainenance costs) with hopefully a few grand 5k to spend

Loads of ways to look at budgeting.

Outside of home deposit we like the 50/30/20 method of budgeting - google it

The mortgage repayment sits within the 50 (% of take home salary) along with other needs. Council tax, heat, light, basic food.

Check it out"

Cheers thank you i have looked at a budget calculator and priced bills etc looks like I could potentially have 400 left over for spends. Then a couple of extra money makers on the side hopefully

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By *weet.touch OP   Man
43 weeks ago

liverpool


"Best advice anyone can give you is to see an independent mortgage adviser, who will be able to give you guidance on all those factors.

I wonder how much the fee might be

Mine cost me £400, but only after I’d completed on my house."

Thank you

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By *ex HolesMan
43 weeks ago

Up North

And now just the three numbers on the back please

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By *orny PTMan
43 weeks ago

Peterborough

wot' za morgidge?

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By *orny PTMan
43 weeks ago

Peterborough


"What is the property value?

What is the breakdown on bills also?

"

Are you American or a FA touting for business?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

£350k

£1159 pcm

Not sure how that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Value £350k

Mortgage£1159 pcm

Bills: £2400 pcm

Not sure how that helps?

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
43 weeks ago

Launceston


"I am looking to buy my first property in the next couple of months just not sure what I can afford on £1800 a month.

I will be looking for a new build (less maintainenance costs) with hopefully a few grand 5k to spend

Loads of ways to look at budgeting.

Outside of home deposit we like the 50/30/20 method of budgeting - google it

The mortgage repayment sits within the 50 (% of take home salary) along with other needs. Council tax, heat, light, basic food.

Check it out

Cheers thank you i have looked at a budget calculator and priced bills etc looks like I could potentially have 400 left over for spends. Then a couple of extra money makers on the side hopefully"

Unfortunately it doesn't matter what you think you can afford, rather what the bank is willing to lend you.

The advice above to speak to an independent mortgage advisor is the best advice in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"I am looking to buy my first property in the next couple of months just not sure what I can afford on £1800 a month.

I will be looking for a new build (less maintainenance costs) with hopefully a few grand 5k to spend"

Find yourself a mortgage adviser.. They have to declare if they are getting a kickback - but they do have access to good deals and they are constantly getting new offers... They will explain how their fees are added

It doesn't help you knowing what someone else's deal is, as its such a unique situation

Personally I chose to bump up my monthly payments by £400 so i can finish paying it off whilst i have a great deal. I would encourage you to try to pay off an extra £1-2k per year if you can save say £100 per month

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!"

Do you need a cook? Not professional though

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Property - 675k

Mortgage- £0

Just got lucky during covid

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

Do you need a cook? Not professional though "

What’s your signature dish MB?

And can you pluck a pheasant?!

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

Do you need a cook? Not professional though

What’s your signature dish MB?

And can you pluck a pheasant?!"

I plucked chickens so should be similar i like lots of different stuff. Do you like fish as I enjoy doing various fish dishes and a mean bouillabaisse soup. If not then how about a poachers pie (with the plucked pheasant)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I rent. I'm never going to be able to buy a place.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Checked my remaining balance, still another 40k to pay off, @£320pcm...think I'll still be working till 67

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

Do you need a cook? Not professional though

What’s your signature dish MB?

And can you pluck a pheasant?!

I plucked chickens so should be similar i like lots of different stuff. Do you like fish as I enjoy doing various fish dishes and a mean bouillabaisse soup. If not then how about a poachers pie (with the plucked pheasant) "

Don't sell yourself short. He makes a mean cocktail and olives to compliment

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

Do you need a cook? Not professional though

What’s your signature dish MB?

And can you pluck a pheasant?!

I plucked chickens so should be similar i like lots of different stuff. Do you like fish as I enjoy doing various fish dishes and a mean bouillabaisse soup. If not then how about a poachers pie (with the plucked pheasant) "

Sounds fabulous!!

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

Do you need a cook? Not professional though

What’s your signature dish MB?

And can you pluck a pheasant?!

I plucked chickens so should be similar i like lots of different stuff. Do you like fish as I enjoy doing various fish dishes and a mean bouillabaisse soup. If not then how about a poachers pie (with the plucked pheasant)

Don't sell yourself short. He makes a mean cocktail and olives to compliment "

Sounds like the start of a party.

But I mustn’t derail the thread. Sorry OP

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over


"My residence is passed down through the generations so I don’t have a mortgage. We open the house from June to August for a bit of extra income and host a Christmas market in early December.

My agent manages the bills.

I’m probably not much help OP, sorry!

Do you need a cook? Not professional though

What’s your signature dish MB?

And can you pluck a pheasant?!

I plucked chickens so should be similar i like lots of different stuff. Do you like fish as I enjoy doing various fish dishes and a mean bouillabaisse soup. If not then how about a poachers pie (with the plucked pheasant)

Sounds fabulous!!"

Have I got the position?

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
43 weeks ago

manchester

£146,000 left on the mortgage

Currently 21 months into a 60 month fixed term 2.2% deal

Monthly mortgage payments are £690

Council tax £220

Broadband £35

Water £35

Gas/electricity £120

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