FabSwingers.com forum: The Boyfriend Experience..

By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
46 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

This is the way

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By *eroLondonMan
46 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm your Huckleberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Nope. I want to bang you and call an Uber as I’m zipping up.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I am available... just saying

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By *ean counterMan
46 weeks ago

Kettering

Sounds great but you are 500 miles away and I'm too old for you ! Sigh, oh well, back to Tinder

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By *eroLondonMan
46 weeks ago

Mayfair

"This is the way

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She's worth a woo too. Or ².

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Just throwing my hat in to scoop up the rejects...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
46 weeks ago

Reading

Unfortunately pure fantasy.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
46 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Sounds perfect! Good luck

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By *arnayguyMan
46 weeks ago

Durham Tees

Me. We won't have dinner arguments, I will happily cook for you. Then at the end of a difficult day I will hold your hands as I tell you how much I believe in you. And after you have soaked in a hot bath I will brush your hair and gently kiss your neck and shoulders, before I lovingly and tenderly podge you up the wrong 'un.

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By *d4fun73Man
46 weeks ago

Shipley

Nice to see at least one of the ladies is being proactive!!

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By *illan-KillashMan
46 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

My profile is my application.

I mean, there's even reviews.

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By *abioMan
46 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

If you want the proper BFE… I can give you match of the day … and possibly a quickie at half time… depending on the highlights package!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

This is what u need lol, the goods of having a girl while keeping my peace lol! A BFWB - Best Friends With Benefits

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Me. We won't have dinner arguments, I will happily cook for you. Then at the end of a difficult day I will hold your hands as I tell you how much I believe in you. And after you have soaked in a hot bath I will brush your hair and gently kiss your neck and shoulders, before I lovingly and tenderly podge you up the wrong 'un. "

Hahahaha!!

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
46 weeks ago

Sheffield

This would be dreamy…but seems impossible x

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By *ad NannaWoman
46 weeks ago

East London

"Nice to see at least one of the ladies is being proactive!!"

You think we haven't tried this approach before?

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By *illan-KillashMan
46 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

If you want the proper BFE… I can give you match of the day … and possibly a quickie at half time… depending on the highlights package!!!

If you’re lucky you'll get a quarter of an orange and pulled off at half time.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

I want this but in Derby! Where's my lady fwb?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

Look - she’s even offering to come to you! A bar near you. Not a bar near her.

I can vouch for MsWyld being perfect part-time-girlfriend material. I left her a veri and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I know how to make a killer lasagne and I wipe the toilet seat after I'm done.

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Oh if you're travelling MsWyld, I'll definitely put my name down for an interview

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I actually really like this way of meeting people, something which feels like a date, but not really a date. (although I have asked someone for a date from here.

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But your explanation feels a lot more my type of ball game than just a hook up.

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By *ags73Man
46 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

I’m much more local and suitable than reprobates from far far away

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

FFS I can do it all… barring the “boy” bit.

Is that negotiable at all?

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
46 weeks ago

wild west lothian

Ms Wyld

Please let me know if this method is successful surely better than online dating (I found that horrific!)

Cheers x

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Ok let’s see I can offer

2 different styles

1st style is a pamper you all day

Brefst in bed

Blank fort built

Your favourite movie or tv your watching

And muches and we cuddle the day away

And I give you awesome back rubs and look in to your eyes and tell you your beautiful

Opinion 2

Wow factor

I can sweep you off your feet and wisk you away to a lovely hotel room

For the evening and a shop off shopping first for a awesome night ware atter and I don’t mean lingire well if you want I was more thinking evning ware for the lovey fancy restaurant

Then we can have giggles at the bar

Before returning to the hotel room for a wicked night

I can do these in alternates if you like

1st a week

2x a month

Or ones a month

Your choiceing

Also I not going to bunny boil you and be all up in your space 24/7

Yes we me chat ever couple off days ither phone call or with text but it just be to see how your days been

I can also come in 3 modes you chose

1 can be normal me man me

2 can be natalie me

And 3 is hybrid off both man me top jeans shose with natalie lingers

Also who you choose to spend time with when we not together in your business so that isn’t a problem

As long as the same back is respectfed

And as long as your not putting or day off for someone else

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
46 weeks ago

The last house on the left…

Wee bit outta my jurisdiction. But if you can put me up for the week...or two

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
46 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Dammit,this is what my profile should say!!!

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By *weetCherryWoman
46 weeks ago

London

Wouldn’t this be the dream? Keep us posted in case it works

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Dammit,this is what my profile should say!!!

I've just added it to mine

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"FFS I can do it all… barring the “boy” bit.

Is that negotiable at all?

I'd make an exception for you

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

I’m much more local and suitable than reprobates from far far away

But far away = epic road trips and I love those

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

Look - she’s even offering to come to you! A bar near you. Not a bar near her.

I can vouch for MsWyld being perfect part-time-girlfriend material. I left her a veri and everything.

I am a proper catch

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I actually really like this way of meeting people, something which feels like a date, but not really a date. (although I have asked someone for a date from here.

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But your explanation feels a lot more my type of ball game than just a hook up.

It is indeed the dream!

When it works, it works well too

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"This is the way

It's the day to be forward and ask for what we want after all

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By *esparate danMan
46 weeks ago

glasgow

Do you want more or less effort than he gives his epouse

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"FFS I can do it all… barring the “boy” bit. Is that negotiable at all?

"I'd make an exception for you

Can I watch? Pretty please?

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By *ags73Man
46 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

I’m much more local and suitable than reprobates from far far away

But far away = epic road trips and I love those "

Waaaaaah!

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
46 weeks ago

Leeds

I feel like the commute would make me unsuitable for this role but I would like to be considered for possible future roles more local to me

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By *mmaleiaWoman
46 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Would be nice, it’s been a while

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Not applying. Don't do drama

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By *host63Man
46 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?

Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If only Invictus was still around...he'd have been perfect for you.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/137452

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By *viatrixWoman
46 weeks ago

Redhill

Been looking for the same for 5 years and zilch. Nada.

Actually I have something/someone who comes up very, very close but is not quite there.

Distance is a huge factor.

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Do you want more or less effort than he gives his epouse"

Thats not my concern. So long as with me I'm made to feel like the only girl in the world..

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Any ladies interestted in such an experience in the leeds west yorks area if I interest you know what to do

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?

Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?"

So basically you’re bitching about women then?

Sounds like 80% of all of your other replies on the forum.

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By *hinyXXXMan
46 weeks ago

Bristol

I think you have to do this, write the book and sell the film rights. The big question is whether it's a romcom or a harrowing drama

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By *melie LALWoman
46 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Sounds great but you are 500 miles away and I'm too old for you ! Sigh, oh well, back to Tinder

Nearer to me then.

Good post OP.

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By *melie LALWoman
46 weeks ago

Peterborough

Hahahaha!!"

You can laugh, sounds fantastic to me

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By *entlemanFoxMan
46 weeks ago

North East / London

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

Your artist in residence here

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
46 weeks ago

Launceston

OP this is flipping genius! Sounds perfect! I think its funny how many women are also agreeing with you! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I can do a husband experience

Make mess

Ignore you

And forget your birthday

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
46 weeks ago

Reading

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?

Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?"

How does the guy get nothing out of it?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"How does the guy get nothing out of it? "

Yeah, I’m struggling to understand that comment too.

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By *mmaTTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Chipping Norton

Sounds heaven to me xx

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
46 weeks ago

Sheffield

So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?

Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?

So basically you’re bitching about women then?

Sounds like 80% of all of your other replies on the forum."

The green arrow confirms this!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

If carlsberg did relationships ……

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

"How does the guy get nothing out of it?

Yeah, I’m struggling to understand that comment too.

Don’t struggle. Sour grapes don’t taste good x

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Good luck in your search

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By *aughtyJoWoman
46 weeks ago

Caterham

Love this! Also looking for similar in my area

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

Hang on OP - isn't what you've said you want exactly what RTG is offering anyway?

Job done.

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By *edeWoman
46 weeks ago

the abyss

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"I want romance, epic sex and dates..."

Out

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By *ragonbaitCouple
46 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

There are downsides of a long distance relationship, but this is basically what me and H have. Can confirm it is lush

A x

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By *d4fun73Man
46 weeks ago

Shipley

"Nice to see at least one of the ladies is being proactive!!

You think we haven't tried this approach before?

Did it work?

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I can do a husband experience

Make mess

Ignore you

And forget your birthday "

Yes my husband did all those things.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Hang on OP - isn't what you've said you want exactly what RTG is offering anyway? Job done."

See the *funny* answer would be to tell you that she’s actually my wife.

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?

Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?"

I give lots. I'm lovely.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"See the *funny* answer would be to tell you that she’s actually my wife."

She’s not, by the way.

But that *would* be funny.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"See the *funny* answer would be to tell you that she’s actually my wife.

She’s not, by the way.

But that *would* be funny.

Ooh that's good...you saw a way to mess with logic (the "excluded middle" thing?) so I'm calling you Rose Tinted Gödel from now on

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I think you have to do this, write the book and sell the film rights. The big question is whether it's a romcom or a harrowing drama

My book is actually in progress

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By *antricSeeker60Man
46 weeks ago

Durham

I appreciate your honesty and specific requirements for the ultimate boyfriend experience. It's important to know what you want and what you're looking for in a partner. I hope you find someone who can fulfill all of your needs and desires. Good luck with your interviews at the bar!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
46 weeks ago

London

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

I want to be part of the Jury Panel

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"See the *funny* answer would be to tell you that she’s actually my wife.

She’s not, by the way.

But that *would* be funny.

You'd never cope so it would be hilarious

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat

I thought you were here to stalk RTG whilst pretending he couldn't handle you?

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By *searchingMan
46 weeks ago

hmmm

"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat

So why are you on a swinger’s site?

Just noticed my application has REJECTED stamped on it now!

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat

I thought you were here to stalk RTG whilst pretending he couldn't handle you?"

I don't stalk. I'm blatant

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I don't stalk. I'm blatant "

You’re also wonderful.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat

I thought you were here to stalk RTG whilst pretending he couldn't handle you?

I don't stalk. I'm blatant "

Ahhh...the old triple bluff trick.

Nice try

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By *andE2000Man
46 weeks ago

Bathgate

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

Who does the dishes?

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By *sWyld OP Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

Who does the dishes?

Too busy with the sex stuff to actually eat

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By *andE2000Man
46 weeks ago

Bathgate

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46 weeks ago

Bathgate

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By *andE2000Man
46 weeks ago

Bathgate

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

Who does the dishes?

Too busy with the sex stuff to actually eat

I can do the sex stuff while you do the dishes

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By *arnayguyMan
46 weeks ago

Durham Tees

Hahahaha!!

You can laugh, sounds fantastic to me

SOLD!!! Please click on checkout for our delivery options.

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By *nnCeeWoman
46 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I don't stalk, I don't have time for that sh*t, but OP, I would also like this!!

A girl can dream, eh?!

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By *rmainman10Man
46 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.

I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.

I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.

I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)

You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.

So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon

OP...There is something wrong with my phone recently...

It doesn't have your number in it

079 me and let's do this date ... Forget the boring interview chit chats... Let me show you me in action

.. lol good luck

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