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By *ewbie087 OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Stoke on Trent

Are there any groups where we can expert our skills at specific sections? Im very much interested to be an expert kisser and pussy licker.

Is there anyone in the same boat or wish to be expert in other categories?

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
43 weeks ago

Worcester

You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
43 weeks ago

Maidstone


"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently."

Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?

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By *onameyet2Man
43 weeks ago

chorley

I’m quite good at jigsaws

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
43 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Pub quizes

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Snap

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Are there any groups where we can expert our skills at specific sections? Im very much interested to be an expert kisser and pussy licker.

Is there anyone in the same boat or wish to be expert in other categories?"

But if we were both licking pussy in the same boat we could rock it too much, capsize and drown !

We'd be ex-experts.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently."

This ^

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Y’know, people tend to be quite good at things they really, really enjoy doing.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds

Expert ? Prove it, what letters you got after you name ?

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Expert ? Prove it, what letters you got after you name ?

The mr "

Cn.Ling?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds

How to show you're not an expert without showing you're not an expert.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

lol at the snipey comments

I'd like to be an expert in fixing stuff. I'm always impressed by people who don't care if things break or go wrong because they know they can fix it.

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By *needabrewMan
43 weeks ago

the hills

Avoiding work and looking busy. Fine art I'm sure you'll agree

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I wouldn't call myself an expert but I have acquired a lot of practical experience in the field of turning ordinary objects (not just solid objects either) into sex toys. I also like to carefully pick locations for sex. These aren't particularly marketable skills, but the ladies appreciate them nonetheless.

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By *irtydevil666Man
43 weeks ago

bristol

An expert at talking about the Bristol Stool Chart......

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
43 weeks ago

Beverley

I'm interested in being the worlds greatest and most revered lover

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Powered on chocolate and lubricated on red wine. Let me present the Fingerblast 7000.

Capable of 360 strokes per minute for up to 5 minutes with minor torque deviation.

Recently enhanced to make full use of the thumb 'nubulizer' which can whir around at an amazing 100 rpm for that all round sensation.

Tried and tested.

" I won't be using a penis again. The Fantastic Fox Fingerblast 7000 does everything I need. And no mess either (well from him)."

Irene 60, Skegness

"It was so good, I ordered another one straight away for my mum"

Chantelle 32, Bolton

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Powered on chocolate and lubricated on red wine. Let me present the Fingerblast 7000.

Capable of 360 strokes per minute for up to 5 minutes with minor torque deviation.

Recently enhanced to make full use of the thumb 'nubulizer' which can whir around at an amazing 100 rpm for that all round sensation.

Tried and tested.

" I won't be using a penis again. The Fantastic Fox Fingerblast 7000 does everything I need. And no mess either (well from him)."

Irene 60, Skegness

"It was so good, I ordered another one straight away for my mum"

Chantelle 32, Bolton"

Aaaahhhh...Chantelle's Mum. Happy days .

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.

This ^"

I think you’ll find the ability to intuitively recognise the requirements of any given individual and circumstance is what defines the “expert “.

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By *olfandtazCouple
43 weeks ago

Bristol

Lol, just lol ?? ?? ??

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Avoiding work and looking busy. Fine art I'm sure you'll agree"

I am a Jedi Master at that!

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
43 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s impossible to be an expert at kissing or oral really, it’s so subjective and everyone’s likes it differently!

The real skill is being genuinely interested in their pleasure enough to figure out what they like and how they like it. That will make you an expert to every woman you meet

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By *eroLondonMan
43 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Y’know, people tend to be quite good at things they really, really enjoy doing."

Have you ever met an incompetent kleptomaniac? Pilferers, the lot of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"It’s impossible to be an expert at kissing or oral really, it’s so subjective and everyone’s likes it differently!

The real skill is being genuinely interested in their pleasure enough to figure out what they like and how they like it. That will make you an expert to every woman you meet "

So it is possible

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By *hriscooperMan
43 weeks ago

Warrington


"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.

Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?"

Every lady likes to be kissed and to be licked in different ways, it's more about feeling how they respond and reacting to the moment.

I always get complimented on both, and I think its because of the above, the fact I adore doing both, and I am very selfless and attentive so my only aim is to make sure they really enjoy it.

I think that makes a huge difference instead of someone just jabbing their tongue away like they're practicing the art of Lizardry.

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
43 weeks ago

Leeds

I meant there’s no secret technique that makes you gods gift to women

But I definitely did not see the flaws and contradiction in my explanation haha

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By *gent CoulsonMan
43 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm an expert at tying people up and dangling them, it's so much fun

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.

Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?

Every lady likes to be kissed and to be licked in different ways, it's more about feeling how they respond and reacting to the moment.

I always get complimented on both, and I think its because of the above, the fact I adore doing both, and I am very selfless and attentive so my only aim is to make sure they really enjoy it.

I think that makes a huge difference instead of someone just jabbing their tongue away like they're practicing the art of Lizardry. "

Wrong. They all like it the same. Start off like your putting your tongue over a 9v battery.

Finish up like a dog with its head out the window of a car doing 50.

The Cunnilingus Chronicle 1998.

* Unless it's changed since then.

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By *hriscooperMan
43 weeks ago

Warrington


"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.

Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?

Every lady likes to be kissed and to be licked in different ways, it's more about feeling how they respond and reacting to the moment.

I always get complimented on both, and I think its because of the above, the fact I adore doing both, and I am very selfless and attentive so my only aim is to make sure they really enjoy it.

I think that makes a huge difference instead of someone just jabbing their tongue away like they're practicing the art of Lizardry.

Wrong. They all like it the same. Start off like your putting your tongue over a 9v battery.

Finish up like a dog with its head out the window of a car doing 50.

The Cunnilingus Chronicle 1998.

* Unless it's changed since then."

Dammit, I knew they were just being polite.

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Are there any groups where we can expert our skills at specific sections? Im very much interested to be an expert kisser and pussy licker.

Is there anyone in the same boat or wish to be expert in other categories?"

yes plastering please

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