FabSwingers.com forum: Fake facts

By *r Sprout OP Man
39 weeks ago

the middle

I’m starting a list of made up facts.

The rules are simple: it has to sound believable, and if it involves a person, they have to be dead, or it must be flattering, though it can be weird.

Here is an example

If you were to take all the moisture in the air, condense it, and add it to the ocean, the sea level would rise over fifty feet.

Over to you

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By *iasubTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Ilkeston

If you placed all ants in a line you could get to the sun and back 3 times

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By *r Sprout OP Man
39 weeks ago

the middle

"If you placed all ants in a line you could get to the sun and back 3 times "

Actually believable

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By *ink vixenCouple
39 weeks ago

Medway

The depth of all the Fanny’s in the world combined would equal twice the Grand Canyon.

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By *iasubTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"If you placed all ants in a line you could get to the sun and back 3 times

Actually believable

After i wrote that it seemed like it could be true

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By *r Sprout OP Man
39 weeks ago

the middle

"The depth of all the Fanny’s in the world combined would equal twice the Grand Canyon. "

An ex girlfriend of mine could claim that on her own

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By *r Sprout OP Man
39 weeks ago

the middle

"If you placed all ants in a line you could get to the sun and back 3 times

Actually believable

After i wrote that it seemed like it could be true

I’m off to google

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

If you rub two badgers together for and hour, you can create enough energy to power a fridge for a year.

The mr

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
39 weeks ago

Durham

Did you know that eating chocolate every day can actually make you smarter? Studies have shown that the antioxidants in chocolate can improve cognitive function and boost memory.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
39 weeks ago

the middle

"Did you know that eating chocolate every day can actually make you smarter? Studies have shown that the antioxidants in chocolate can improve cognitive function and boost memory."

I’d believe anything a professor said!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

If the electromagnetic brainwave signatures deemed to lie behind human intelligence were sought elsewhere in nature, the mould responsible for Stilton would be the most intelligent life on Earth, proportional to its size.

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By *aomilatteCouple
39 weeks ago

Visiting Blackpool

The more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
39 weeks ago

Leeds

"The more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets."

But surely that's true not fake

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By *coobyABCMan
39 weeks ago

Aberdeen

If you only eat skittles for a month, your cum will taste like rainbows

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By *ohn 66Man
39 weeks ago

Birmingham

Marcus Rashford's middle name is Kenny, named after his mum's favourite player.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

The Kings guard wear Bear skin helmets, the hair of a Bear's fleece never stops growing, even after the Bear is dead!! For this reason the King's guard has it's own troop of hairdressers who are continuously having to trim the hair on the helmets every few weeks to keep them looking presentable.

Hashtag truthbombs

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By *eroLondonMan
39 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Nora is actually only 31 years old. Fåçt.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
39 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Manchester united are the biggest team in the world its true

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Chuck morris looks upto wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

John Sargent and Jo Brand are actually the same person

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"Chuck morris looks upto wonko"

Good dancer though. They even named a dance after him

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Elvis Presly and Michael Jackson aren't dead and are working on a new record together called 'Bad in the ghetto' (featuring Mr Blobby)

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

Every time a left handed redhead eats a cream egg, a leprechaun dies. That's why they are so hard to find.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"WARNING::: !!!!

To Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects:

He said it had to sound believable, dummy

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If left in long enough, it is possible to cook an egg up the human anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Manchester united are the biggest team in the world its true "

You obviously mean in terms of comedy value?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Women will reply to messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

The snooker player Peter Ebdon was such a slow player, legend has it he's still down on the shot to pot his first colour!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

"WARNING::: !!!!

To Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects:

He said it had to sound believable, dummy

You a meeny!

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
39 weeks ago

louth

If you laid all the old age pensioners in Great Britain end to end they would get really pissed off

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

If you stand on lego with your tongue out it doesn't hurt

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

A sheep can be hyp notised if you play the song barbie girl backwards

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

If you give a dickhead viagra they become a unicorn

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By *r Sprout OP Man
39 weeks ago

the middle

Oh this is still going

I better start adding these to my list

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

The smallest ocean in the world is billy...

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By *ragonbaitCouple
39 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

"If you rub two badgers together for and hour, you can create enough energy to power a fridge for a year.

The mr "

Ahem. Badgers don't actually exist.

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

Jack blacks real name is Keith Mitchell. But he couldn't spell it and changed it to Jack Black

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

The chuckle brothers weren't actually brothers

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By *JandCMCouple
39 weeks ago

cardiff

In 1989 Pepsi cola had the 6th biggest naval fleet in the world.

They were selling Pepsi to Russia n Russia would pay using submarines or battle ships.

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By *arlongrooveMan
39 weeks ago

belfast

If you fart in the bath, you can create enough carbon monoxide to kill a hamster

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By *estarossa.Woman
39 weeks ago

Flagrante

Stalagtites are actually man made, they started off as artex.

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By *irty-pairCouple
39 weeks ago

South Essex

Kevin Bacon is allergic to ham.

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By *elliflousCouple
39 weeks ago

North West.

Speaking of ham. If you insert a slice in a dvd player, it will play a short film about pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"If you only eat skittles for a month, your cum will taste like rainbows "

Can’t help thinking you’ve tried this

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.

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By *estarossa.Woman
39 weeks ago

Flagrante

"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.

*Drums fingers on phone. Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.

*Drums fingers on phone. Still waiting

I'm sorry but I just can't get the camera any nearer! ....I didn't know your phone had a drum kit?

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By *RWoodyCouple
39 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

All clouds originate from power station chimneys. They are blown around the country by large fans as and when they are needed.

J x

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By *elliflousCouple
39 weeks ago

North West.

"All clouds originate from power station chimneys. They are blown around the country by large fans as and when they are needed.

J x"

Fake facts only please.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"The depth of all the Fanny’s in the world combined would equal twice the Grand Canyon. "

Ah be a lot more when you get the Dublin Fanny’s into the dynamic

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By *ackandsashaCouple
39 weeks ago

West Dublin

Man City have followed all the rules and regulations as laid down by the F.A.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.

I knew it lol

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

No matter how many wind turbines there are, the combined strength of all their fans won't cool global warming.

(There's a brilliant YouTube vid where one of three mates actually thought wind turbines were big fans to cool the earth. His mates couldn't stop laughing, and have that look of "Oh we love you so much. But just...WTF!")

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.

I knew it lol

Lets keep this fake fact between ourselves, otherwise all the blokes on here will be doing it and reduce our chances of getting a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

At night the Sun is switched off to save power.

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By *RWoodyCouple
39 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"All clouds originate from power station chimneys. They are blown around the country by large fans as and when they are needed.

J x

Fake facts only please."

Apologies. I intentionally left out the part regarding the fans being powered by the sound waves emitted from the click of shoes from a line of Irish dancers as it seemed a little too far fetched.

Point noted for next time though, thank you

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Fab hotpics and videos are made by genuine swingers that aren't semi pro pornsatrs.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
39 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"At night the Sun is switched off to save power."
thats when the irish space mission plan to visit

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By *quirrel!Man
39 weeks ago

Nearby

Cow burps cause global warming!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Whenever I take my willy out at a urinal it asks me for my number.

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By *apiomanMan
39 weeks ago

Shipley

Stonehenge will have to be realigned tonight as it is a leap year.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Stonehenge will have to be realigned tonight as it is a leap year."

Ooooh that's good. I can see a lot of people falling for that

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By *ty31Man
39 weeks ago

NW London

Cucumbers are scientifically proven to aid memory and factual recall by stimulating a part of the brain which is underutilized.

It must be true because I stuck a cucumber up a ladies arse once and she's never forgotten it.

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By *layfullsamMan
39 weeks ago

Solihull

Fab is controlled by the Illuminati who decide who meets who, who sleeps with who, which messages it blocks and which it lets through.

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By *rAitchMan
39 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Wallace, of Wallace and Gromit fame, was modelled on Greg Wallace. The clay model is so accurate, it's hard to tell them apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Talksport Radio is a genuine insight into the world of sport and not in any way encouraging people to have a bet on the event the pundits have been discussing, on Talksport bet?!

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By *ungle777Man
39 weeks ago

LONDON

88% of tube drivers have a vitamin D deficiency, due to spending so much time underground!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Due to the force generated by offshore wind turbines, the uk is moving away from France at the rate of 2.8cm per year.

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"Speaking of ham. If you insert a slice in a dvd player, it will play a short film about pigs. "

Babe!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
39 weeks ago

Visiting Blackpool

Sprouts are little balls of gas!

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By *layfullsamMan
39 weeks ago

Solihull

"Due to the force generated by offshore wind turbines, the uk is moving away from France at the rate of 2.8cm per year."

Brilliant that’s a huge positive for me

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By *ario1972Man
39 weeks ago

Guildford

"The depth of all the Fanny’s in the world combined would equal twice the Grand Canyon.

An ex girlfriend of mine could claim that on her own

on her own....

.... on her own....

..........on her own......

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By *ohn 66Man
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Wallace, of Wallace and Gromit fame, was modelled on Greg Wallace. The clay model is so accurate, it's hard to tell them apart."

Almost correct, but i understand how you got confused.

It is actually Greg Wallace whose entire personality has been based on a lump of plasticine.

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By *ris GrayMan
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sprouts are little balls of gas!"
they aren't then?

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