Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination???? "Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. "you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol "huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head}  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} "better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"All the Gynys in da house put your hands up...I lurve J L S.. "you still on those strong analgesics then? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!! "Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!""lmao ya silly sod | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"All the Gynys in da house put your hands up...I lurve J L S.. you still on those strong analgesics then? "Yes and I think you are gorgeous...Mwah x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!""Was it like chucking a banana down Deansgate? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"lmao ya silly sod "That's only the half of it! She then said, "Have you taken any precautions?" I said, "Yer, I've tied me foot to the feckin sink!" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"lmao ya silly sod
That's only the half of it!
She then said, "Have you taken any precautions?"
I said, "Yer, I've tied me foot to the feckin sink!""And spose you wrote your name and address on the soles of youe feet...  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"lmao ya silly sod
That's only the half of it!
She then said, "Have you taken any precautions?"
I said, "Yer, I've tied me foot to the feckin sink!"
And spose you wrote your name and address on the soles of youe feet... "Well, I think me mum would like to know what became of me. Can't have her spending years and years thinking I was lording it up on a beach in the phillipines when the reality of it is I'm stuck up some fat bird's twat! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination???? ". Eh, definitely NOT gynae, thank you! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
