FabSwingers.com forum: An oldie but a goldie...

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

What's the last thing you purchased?

(Sorry, it's not about you lovely older folk)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot sausage roll from spar.. which i ate in my car and its now covered in flakes of pastry... anyone want to valet it for me??

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By *needabrewMan
over a year ago

the hills

Grass see. WTF my life coming to

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By *needabrewMan
over a year ago

the hills

Grass seed

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Grass see. WTF my life coming to

Brrrrr, its a bit cold for laying lawns

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Grass see. WTF my life coming to

Brrrrr, its a bit cold for laying lawns

Oh, seed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New tyres

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

As it happens it was a chopping board.

Rick n roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit tape

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Music exam entry for my child. Bloody hell those prices have gone up!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Two cans of seitan mock duck. One frozen pack of tempeh and a can of salted pickled cabbage.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A mini fish and chips from the chippy.

With mushy peas.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Tit tape"

Do you get that from B&Q?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A hot sausage roll from spar.. which i ate in my car and its now covered in flakes of pastry... anyone want to valet it for me??"

Offer a quick flash of your tits and I'm sure they'll come.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A vac for the hot tub

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

A bus ticket to town. Bus wanker and old.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

A coffee, from the Wednesday morning coffee shop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot sausage roll from spar.. which i ate in my car and its now covered in flakes of pastry... anyone want to valet it for me??

Offer a quick flash of your tits and I'm sure they'll come."

Might just do that the thought of hoovering it myself is soul destroying

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

A large coffee in Costa

Em x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

An americano and a slice of chocolate tiffin

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

A large hot chocolate from costa coffee

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
over a year ago

Right up your street

A family sized pack of chicken thighs so I can marinade them up and eat the lot to myself

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Spicy chicken and mango salad, fish sushi, bananas, and cranberry and white chocolate cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunkemoller Sofia balcony padded longline bralet in dusty rose

Hunkemoller highwaist high leg thong in dusty rose

Lingerie set comes tomorrow

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

A nice smell

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The book that wouldn't burn duo, special edition sprayed edges.

I'm super excited to get them & yes I'm sad!

Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A six section folder ...yay, go me!

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Harry Potter costume for youngest child

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"As it happens it was a chopping board.

Rick n roll"

Truly living the exciting life Polar, nothing to be ashamed about. Was it a proper chopping board?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weekly shopping at the weekend

whoop.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Books at the school book fair. As well as a novelty pencil sharpener shaped like a nose. You stick your pencil up the nostril

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Music exam entry for my child. Bloody hell those prices have gone up!

Mrs TMN x"

How much are they now? I could Google this but it makes more sense to type this to you.

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

McDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A subway steak & cheese foot long for tea....making Wednesday's easy....

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By *arlongrooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Chloroform and a rag

I'm joking before anyone starts complaining

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"What's the last thing you purchased?

(Sorry, it's not about you lovely older folk)"

A toasted chicken, jalapeno and mexican cheese panini at lunchtime today. And it was delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A model horse !

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By *ongtallsillyMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

Had a key cut. I know, I know, such an exciting life lol

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A pre order for ff7

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Breathe right nose plasters

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A bath toy.

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Ann summers lingerie- good sale on atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the last thing you purchased?"

Pulled pork burritos from Costco yesterday. Very tasty

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chicken, garlic bread and fresh basil on my way home from work. I'm about to make dinner.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Petrol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Music exam entry for my child. Bloody hell those prices have gone up!

Mrs TMN x

How much are they now? I could Google this but it makes more sense to type this to you. "

Grade 5 ABRSM, £88

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headphones

A Barbie doll

Sketch pad

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Grapes, cookies and wine.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Some bed slats for a charity job

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A new dress for the social on Saturday in Bedford

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dvd.. Merchant of venice. Anna karenina and call of the wild

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Cream cheese for my cheesecake

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By *acko452Man
over a year ago

maldon

Set of shelves for wife dressing room.

Living the dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New bits for the kitchen as I’m redecorating

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I did a food shop today. So food!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Cream cheese for my cheesecake

Why does this sound like a euphemism?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What's the last thing you purchased?

(Sorry, it's not about you lovely older folk)"

Ermm thanks. 4 bottles of Xmas ale, no seriously. Chin, chin

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ooh I've actually been shopping today...

PJ's for me

PJ's for my brand new nephew

Teddy fleece blanket for me and the cats

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cream cheese for my cheesecake

Why does this sound like a euphemism? "

Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Apart from a beer it was was a new charging cable to replace the dodgy one lost on a night out

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Cream cheese for my cheesecake

Why does this sound like a euphemism? "

Surprisingly for once - it isn't! I made a salted caramel cheesecake last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to say, because you'll say that it's typical of me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Milk, margarine and hot cross buns at the Coop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair dryer as mine carked it

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Colouring pens and a Colouring book for a friend who is recovering from serious surgery.

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