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By *elix Sighted OP Man
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Seen or heard of anyone have their arm broken by a swan?

Boarded a plane from the gate nearest the terminal?

What other improbable events can you suggest?

NB. Men - you are not allowed to use the following words: inbox, message(s), meet, yellow.

I thank yo’

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By *olfandtazCouple
43 weeks ago

Bristol

The first pancake come out perfect

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By *icecouple561Couple
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43 weeks ago

East Sussex

I've never heard of anyone who's 'had their eye out with that '

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Catching a cold from not wearing a coat

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By *icecouple561Couple
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43 weeks ago

East Sussex

Ever heard of someone who got piles from sitting on a cold surface?

Grew potatoes in their ears because they didn't wash them?

Got bubble gum wrapped round their internal organs?

Had an apple tree grow in their stomach?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

This is a fabulous start people!! What nonsense we espouse across society!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
43 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I never got my finger stuck up my nose, the wind never changed & my face got stuck in a funny gurning way

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Women - has eating your crusts put hairs on your chest? I’m already hairy so can’t tell…

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By *ealitybitesMan
43 weeks ago

Belfast

I haven't gone blind yet...

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By *am87ieMan
43 weeks ago

surrey

I don’t know anyone that has square eyes from sitting too close to the tv

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By *r TriomanMan
43 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

My eyesight in the dark has not been significantly improved through eating carrots, I’m sad to report

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By *icecouple561Couple
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43 weeks ago

East Sussex

I never eat crusts but my hair is curly...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I've never heard of anyone who's 'had their eye out with that '"

Oo oo, I have.

Two kids playing and one got the blunt end of the arrow in their eye, subsequently lost it.

Parents had told them not to have someone’s eye out with those.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

C has never got her head stuck in a washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Nothings ever cost me an arm and a leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"I never got my finger stuck up my nose, the wind never changed & my face got stuck in a funny gurning way"

Hahaha I was gonna say the face sticking with a change in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

My mom never did go to see a man about a dog

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By *r TriomanMan
43 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Buttered toast falls and lands on the un-buttered side.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
43 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Why do women have so many clothes and shoes

Mystery of life

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Buttered toast falls and lands on the un-buttered side."

When I drop my toast on the floor I always gauge what sort of a day it’s going to be according to which side it lands on.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I haven't gone blind yet..."

Much better if you'd have messed a couple of letters up

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By *reative-mindMan
43 weeks ago

Exeter

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
43 weeks ago

Warks & n wales

Getting knocked over and regretting not wearing clean underwear

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Buttered toast falls and lands on the un-buttered side.

When I drop my toast on the floor I always gauge what sort of a day it’s going to be according to which side it lands on.

The best thing to do is butter the floor then put the toast on it.

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By *needabrewMan
43 weeks ago

the hills

Ready brek never left me looking like I'd visited Chernobyl in the recent past

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By *andyrod1Man
43 weeks ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

I am still waiting to see someone laughing on the other side of their face, maybe one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Split hairs?

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
43 weeks ago

manchester

Never stood in horse sh1t or put it in my shoes. I am 5’4”. Oh! Wait a minute…

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By *olarbear73Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

My face is still the same even though the wind has changed direction

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands

Has anyone actually gone for one pint?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Has anyone actually ever caught their death outside?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

"Buttered toast falls and lands on the un-buttered side.

When I drop my toast on the floor I always gauge what sort of a day it’s going to be according to which side it lands on.

The best thing to do is butter the floor then put the toast on it."

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