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Okay, who's good at excuses then..??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tomorrow morning, as I was such a bad boy in December and got collared for doing all of 37mph in a 30mph limit, I have to go on a Speed Awareness Course.

On the same day, I have been offered the chance to join a very nice lady and her friend for some MMF fun.... at the same time as the course....

A small prize may be offered for the most original excuse I can offer to The Boys in Blue, as to why I need to 'be excused' from said 'Naughty Boy Course'.

Give it yer best.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them there's more important things in life than keeping the police in jam doughnuts

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

No show is 6points... i know i didnt go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomorrow morning, as I was such a bad boy in December and got collared for doing all of 37mph in a 30mph limit, I have to go on a Speed Awareness Course.

On the same day, I have been offered the chance to join a very nice lady and her friend for some MMF fun.... at the same time as the course....

A small prize may be offered for the most original excuse I can offer to The Boys in Blue, as to why I need to 'be excused' from said 'Naughty Boy Course'.

Give it yer best..... "

Tell em you got a bone in your foot.. Always worked with me when my auntie said it to me when i asked to play football lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Just don't turn up....and suck up the points

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No show is 6points... i know i didnt go"

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're having your eye brows plucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're having your eye brows plucked "

Just had 'em waxed luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you meant the other way round and wanted an excuse for the couple!!

Telling them that story - I'm sure they'd have congratulated your originality and never messaged you again!!

As for the boys in blue - can you not say you've got a headache?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"No show is 6points... i know i didnt go

Bugger! "

I could choose any day I liked for my Speed Awareness Course, it was just booked via the AA, could go pretty much wherever I liked, whenever I liked.

As for excuses, they really don't like them

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By *etsorderpizzaMan
over a year ago

dyce

Hey, no excuse should be needed, just remember, bullshit, baffles, brains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell them your cars broke so cant get there

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Tell the police you've been disqualified so don't need to go any more.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Which ever area or group you have been summoned by to attend will have a site on the net. You can also look in your letter.

You can rearrange the day and pay extra for having it altered.

See how much extra then decide if the meet is worth it.

The courses don't last that long. Do both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which ever area or group you have been summoned by to attend will have a site on the net. You can also look in your letter.

You can rearrange the day and pay extra for having it altered.

See how much extra then decide if the meet is worth it.

The courses don't last that long. Do both. "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

some things are more important that dipping your wick

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tell them you're over the limit and can't afford to get any more points on your license

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them your stuck behind a Caravan and cant overtake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you may meet the most wonderful woman on your speed awareness course???? Unlikely though lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

get gastric flu

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You don't need a speed awareness course as you were aware of your speed after the officer pulled you over

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

take your date along .. according to Chris Evans breakfast show its an absolute hoot !! .. ask her if any of her mates have ever been on a 'speed awareness date' ... ding dong !! sold !!

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey


"Which ever area or group you have been summoned by to attend will have a site on the net. You can also look in your letter.

You can rearrange the day and pay extra for having it altered.

See how much extra then decide if the meet is worth it.

The courses don't last that long. Do both. "

I would say this, try to rearrange it and if you can for a small fee then great, if not go do it and arrange with the couple for another time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do the course as fast as possible then break the speed limit to get to the meet on time.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

you slipped and fell in a hole?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A black cat crossed your path and you're scared to go out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have damaged your car on one of the thousands of pot holes that litter the roads, you are a bit shaken by the experience and can you make another time for the course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the course as fast as possible then break the speed limit to get to the meet on time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

send ur twin brother

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By *ral geniusMan
over a year ago

north notts

Have the MMF 3sum on the tables during the course, everyone's happy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Tell the copper you will have his wife for the night while he wets his truncheon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you choose ilness you are going to require a doctors certificate. I know its a bit late now but it is for these reasons that my doctor receives a bottle of whisky every christmas.

The obvious choice is norovirus however can you get to the doctors for the certificate?

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