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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

... when your brain is going off on its merry little tangents as always, driving you quite insane, and then suddenly, and completely randomly your entire being just focuses on one entirely inappropriate thing that you then can't get out of your head?

Seriously. Anyone know what I mean?

Because, dangnabbit, that inappropriate thing is all I can think about.

And I need you lot to reassure me that I'm normal. Please

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Spill the beans dirty girl!

What’s got that wonderful sexy brain of yours all gooey?

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary

I know what you mean Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spill the beans dirty girl!

What’s got that wonderful sexy brain of yours all gooey?"

Oh Felix, my darling, I couldn't possibly tell. Because if I did, I'd likely go off on one of those random stream of consciousness things and end up writing pure smut just before bedtime.

And that would never do

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I know what you mean Posh "

Thank goodness

I knew there would be someone who would understand

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I know what you mean Posh

Thank goodness

I knew there would be someone who would understand "

I found myself humping the kitchen worktop once during one of those episodes

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands

You are very normal Posh, nearly drove myself mad on Sunday with one inappropriate thought, been popping into my head every now and again since then but its thankfully not the only thing I'm thinking about now!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I know what you mean Posh

Thank goodness

I knew there would be someone who would understand

I found myself humping the kitchen worktop once during one of those episodes "

Almost anything that takes the edge off will do right now. Might try the worktop...

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Spill the beans dirty girl!

What’s got that wonderful sexy brain of yours all gooey?

Oh Felix, my darling, I couldn't possibly tell. Because if I did, I'd likely go off on one of those random stream of consciousness things and end up writing pure smut just before bedtime.

And that would never do "

First thing tomorrow morning then! Or maybe a weekend job

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You are very normal Posh, nearly drove myself mad on Sunday with one inappropriate thought, been popping into my head every now and again since then but its thankfully not the only thing I'm thinking about now! "

It's been simmering somewhere since yesterday... and today it's all I can actually focus on

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spill the beans dirty girl!

What’s got that wonderful sexy brain of yours all gooey?

Oh Felix, my darling, I couldn't possibly tell. Because if I did, I'd likely go off on one of those random stream of consciousness things and end up writing pure smut just before bedtime.

And that would never do

First thing tomorrow morning then! Or maybe a weekend job "

If I don't explode before then... definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands


"You are very normal Posh, nearly drove myself mad on Sunday with one inappropriate thought, been popping into my head every now and again since then but its thankfully not the only thing I'm thinking about now!

It's been simmering somewhere since yesterday... and today it's all I can actually focus on "

And the thought just pops into your mind fully formed in glorious technicolour at the worst times!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else! "

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You are very normal Posh, nearly drove myself mad on Sunday with one inappropriate thought, been popping into my head every now and again since then but its thankfully not the only thing I'm thinking about now!

It's been simmering somewhere since yesterday... and today it's all I can actually focus on

And the thought just pops into your mind fully formed in glorious technicolour at the worst times!!"

I can pretty much feel, smell and taste the thought too

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?"

I’d be embarrassed to say it out loud posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?

I’d be embarrassed to say it out loud posh "

Whisper it in my ear, Mrs S

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By *ou only live onceMan
46 weeks ago

London


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?

I’d be embarrassed to say it out loud posh "

I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously."

I can picture it now:

“Bless me Fabber, for I have sinned …”

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously.

I can picture it now:

“Bless me Fabber, for I have sinned …”"

I'd not be able to leave the box today!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?

I’d be embarrassed to say it out loud posh

Whisper it in my ear, Mrs S "

Fine! But you asked for it. Are you sitting down comfortably?

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By *ou only live onceMan
46 weeks ago

London


"I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously.

I can picture it now:

“Bless me Fabber, for I have sinned …”

I'd not be able to leave the box today!"

You been talking to Meli about Hot Priests?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I've not been able to leave my box alone today!"

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?

I’d be embarrassed to say it out loud posh

I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously."

I trust you yolo, don’t worry. I’d never think you’d have any ulterior motives

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes! I’ve had one specific thing popping in and out of my head for days now. It’s makes it very difficult to concentrate on anything else!

Is it wildly inappropriate and taking over?

I’d be embarrassed to say it out loud posh

Whisper it in my ear, Mrs S

Fine! But you asked for it. Are you sitting down comfortably? "

Sort of... I'm comfy, but I'm laying down. Is that OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously.

I can picture it now:

“Bless me Fabber, for I have sinned …”"

Well, that just started an entirely new thought.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously.

I can picture it now:

“Bless me Fabber, for I have sinned …”

I'd not be able to leave the box today!

You been talking to Meli about Hot Priests?"

I feel like I should!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've not been able to leave my box alone today!

"

The sanctity of the confessional smashed right there!

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By *ags73Man
46 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I feel I need to start a confessional. You know, just to help you out, not any other pervier reasons, obviously.

I can picture it now:

“Bless me Fabber, for I have sinned …”

Well, that just started an entirely new thought. "

I can wear black and say

‘Tell me child.’ If it helps

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By *ildmanYorksMan
46 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Help. I have a sudden urge to plunge my cock into a bowl of Ambrosia custard. Or maybe something else Devonian. Can you help, wisest Posh?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Help. I have a sudden urge to plunge my cock into a bowl of Ambrosia custard. Or maybe something else Devonian. Can you help, wisest Posh?

"

Make sure it's the fancy one with the clotted cream... that's all smooth and silky

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By *ildmanYorksMan
46 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Help. I have a sudden urge to plunge my cock into a bowl of Ambrosia custard. Or maybe something else Devonian. Can you help, wisest Posh?

Make sure it's the fancy one with the clotted cream... that's all smooth and silky "

Mmmm, I like all smooth and silky, just like you xx

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By *sWyldWoman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Yes. I think it's common. I won't say normal because that's nothing more than a setting on the dishwasher in my house.

If it's any consolation I've found myself fantasising about people I absolutely am not attracted to. And the thoughts are filling my head far too often.

I need a damn good seeing to and soon to get over this.

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Yes. I think it's common. I won't say normal because that's nothing more than a setting on the dishwasher in my house.

If it's any consolation I've found myself fantasising about people I absolutely am not attracted to. And the thoughts are filling my head far too often.

I need a damn good seeing to and soon to get over this. "

Well, madam, you only need ask for a date

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"The sanctity of the confessional smashed right there!"

Not the only thing that’s getting smashed, by the sound of it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I need a damn good seeing to and soon to get over this. "

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By *ildmanYorksMan
46 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Yes. I think it's common. I won't say normal because that's nothing more than a setting on the dishwasher in my house.

If it's any consolation I've found myself fantasising about people I absolutely am not attracted to. And the thoughts are filling my head far too often.

I need a damn good seeing to and soon to get over this. "

I'd love to give you a damn good seeing to! Wildman and Wyld, what a combination

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