FabSwingers.com forum: Cooking in the nude

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a bit chilly tonight though, so I've kept my socks on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fry anything

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Are you joining the socks are on club?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

On your feet? Or... elsewhere?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I hope you’re not doing sausages OP. That could lead to peril.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you joining the socks are on club? "

No I always take them off for Fab activities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On your feet? Or... elsewhere?

On my feet. I haven't got a foot long willy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you’re not doing sausages OP. That could lead to peril.

Wise words of advice indeed. Sadly I learnt the ouch way. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my fantasies for lady doing this for me. It’s on my profile.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On your feet? Or... elsewhere?

On my feet. I haven't got a foot long willy!

I was thinking as oven gloves!

Pervert

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hope you're not slicing chillis?

If so....scrub your hands well before any shenanigans later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're not slicing chillis?

If so....scrub your hands well before any shenanigans later.

Or dry palm skin self healing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than burning your bellend on the stove

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing worse than burning your bellend on the stove

So you know wear three socks while cooking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it could be painful!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Hope nothing boils over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope nothing boils over!

No, I'm very careful in the kitchen. Willy safety protocols always adhered to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it could be painful!"

Uncomfortable, not painful. Actually I have got dressed as it is cold tonight here.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"Hope nothing boils over!

No, I'm very careful in the kitchen. Willy safety protocols always adhered to.

Glad you've invested in some penis safety goggles, wouldn't want One Eyed Willy suffering a mischief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attach the meat grinder above your waist level.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope nothing boils over!

No, I'm very careful in the kitchen. Willy safety protocols always adhered to.

Glad you've invested in some penis safety goggles, wouldn't want One Eyed Willy suffering a mischief. "

I tried to market some but the Goonies said No.

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