FabSwingers.com forum: On a total downer :(

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having a massively shit day, skipped the gym, was really mean to S, couldn't be arsed walking the dog and only did a bit of half-hearted crafts with the little one. Now had some info that's made me feel pretty rubbish. Someone tell me a joke or something?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

What do you call a Viking blowjob?

Nordic...

All the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Brown and looks through your window?

Poo on stilts!

Chin up..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

OP when I first read your post I thought you said 'Having a massive shit today...'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well you can make up with the other half, go to th gym tomorrow and maybe do something nice with the little one tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you can make up with the other half, go to th gym tomorrow and maybe do something nice with the little one tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day"

Well that's made me feel a bit tearful for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey we're all allowed shit days!!! Don't beat ya self up Hun, start a fresh tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugs hope you feel lot brighter tomorrow, everyone has an off day your only human at the end of the day and not a machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone can make mistakes said the blind dalek climbing off the dustbin. best joke ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and hugs from wales. OXOX

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A ghost walks into a pub after a long shift down the pit and orders a JD & .

"Sorry" says the barman, "We don't serve spirits to minors"

Crap I know but I've heard worse, chin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do u call a gay dinosaur .... Mega sore ass or lickalotapuss

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i feel sorry for s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - big, deep breath.... and wake up tomorrow leaving today behind...

or, if that don't work... Same shit, different day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good at jokes so I'll send you (((hug))) instead chin up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know any jokes im shit at them but i do hope tomorrow is a better day for you we all have naff ones and the other half and lil un won't love you any less x

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

The dark days make the good ones seem all the brighter

Now go have a nice hot bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cannibals are eating a clown.1 turns 2 the other and says 'does this taste funny to you'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i feel sorry for s

You know, I really don't like you. Don't speak to me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i feel sorry for s

i feel sorry for the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugz ............ take a deep breath ........ and go read the jokes thread ......... something made me laugh out loud on there ...... xxxxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hugs from me too. we cant always have great days. thats what makes the really great days stand out xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and hard????

Pig with a flick knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine someone falling over with thier hands in thier pockets....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just imagine someone falling over with thier hands in thier pockets....

Hmm!

thanks everyone xx

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

on a positive note it cant get any worse ... ( i will refrain from making a joke to keep that comment valid) !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

just imagine everyone is naked ... oh ..you probably do that already x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just imagine everyone is naked ... oh ..you probably do that already x"

Christ no!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just imagine everyone is naked ... oh ..you probably do that already x

Christ no!

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God that would give me fucking nightmares!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Just started a new job and the sign on the copier says:

This copier is now known as Bob Marley as it keeps jamming.

Hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do gay horses eat?

(In the voice of Alan Carr) HHHAAAAYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you haven't got a Cyprus Bank account

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Having a massively shit day, skipped the gym, was really mean to S, couldn't be arsed walking the dog and only did a bit of half-hearted crafts with the little one. Now had some info that's made me feel pretty rubbish. Someone tell me a joke or something?

Why does Edward Woodward have so many 'd's in his name......

Because if he didn't he would be called Ewar woowar......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have had a bit of a day like that today.... But tomorrow is another day..

Oh here is a joke I made up when I was about 10..

Why did the dog shoot the hunter??

Because it was a gun dog!! lol

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"i feel sorry for s

You know, I really don't like you. Don't speak to me again "

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I always tell the kids at school

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Keep smiling chuck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i feel sorry for s

Helpful. Not!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"i feel sorry for s

Helpful. Not!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

How do you stop a dinasaur charging...take away its credit card (from ny 11 year old) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you feeling better today?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A man says to his wife 'Tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.'

She thinks for a moment, then replies 'Your dick is bigger than your brother's.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you feeling better today? "

I am, thank you for asking xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Are you feeling better today?

I am, thank you for asking xx"

Good! Now stay that way. Don't make me come down there!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

Are you feeling better today?

I am, thank you for asking xx"
and S?

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