FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a dog

By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

What breed would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any as long as my lipstick was out all the time

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A Beagle

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Bulldog. Wobbly with rolls, snores and farts, massive attitude, excitable in short bursts, makes a mess when eating.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A poodle cos they get to shag everything these days.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A red setter. Same hair colour!

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By *r.ZeusMan
over a year ago

Basgiath War College

A Beagle, but that’s because I like that breed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labrador. Stupid and very excitable.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Mongrel

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A Spanish Water Dog

Gorgeous, intelligent, easily trained and yet still not many are aware of them

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A Newfoundland.

Lazy, hairy, cuddly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage dog

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A Newfoundland.

Lazy, hairy, cuddly."

That's what I was going to say... also great swimmers and very loyal.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

If they could be bred without the slobber, a Boxer. Intelligent, mad, and forever playful.

A Springer Spaniel otherwise, same reasons.

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

A yappy chihuahua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chihuahua. Cute af, but get too close to me and I’ll hurt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labrador tall soft lol

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Labrador

Dopey, loves food and always wanting a cuddle

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

to kink

Any providing I could suck my own dick.

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By *smiaTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

A cockerpoo

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Alaskan Malamute

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Maltese Bichon...

Little, excitable, friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male French bulldog

They are stocky likkle buggers with great ears and women go nuts cuddling and playing with them

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Golden retriever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd be a little Jack Russell..

Brave, Fearless, Feisty but also very loyal & loveable..

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Bump!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d be a wire haired dachshund.

Although I’m optimistic that my cock and reach past my knees.

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By *chupforitMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Rhodesian ridge back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

German Shepherd.

The big fluffy ones that melt your heart when their ears go up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogue de Bordeaux

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A pomeranian. I'd love to say something like a labrador but no, I'd be the yappy fluffy stubborn thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be a bulldog ugly wrinkly face that waddles when walks but you cannot help but love

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A golden retriever, they are friendly, always looking like they are smiling and love getting cuddles

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By *ick SavageMan
over a year ago

Harwich

Three legged french bulldog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would happily be our stud dog chow chow tatty Teddy x

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A spaniel.

And, I'd like to be the under dog...

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By *xceptional UberMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Belgian Malanois.

Athletic, endless energy, fiercly loyal and defensive to those it cares about, adores the freedom of being outside.

Ohh and a long tongue it likes to use to erm... Kiss with. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotdog

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

A Springer Spanial. They only live in the moment, always believe they can, always pleased to please, greets you like you've been gone forever. And go forever.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

A Border Collie, with attitude.

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By *undee2Man
over a year ago

Dundee

I would have to be the ones I know most about - spaniels. Spring and working cockers. Daft but intelligent. Excitable, energetic and collapse in a heap when the job is done.

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By *undee2Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"A spaniel.

And, I'd like to be the under dog...

I'm not saying a word. That would get me banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bernese Mountain Dog - large, hairy and cuddly. Large but gentle

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A staffie - loyal and protective. Also, wiggly, sits in weird positions, is musucly but still podgy and has short legs.

Oh and highly excitable and easily made happy.

Will get offended if offered yucky food and sulk about it for hours.

MrsAbz

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