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86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.
For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…
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"Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in
86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.
For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…
Now for the results….."Pizza and Now 36 sounds great!!  | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI. "Damn lol | |||
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI. "I love this too much | |||
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much "Me too. I’m buying a hat | |||
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"COOKIE chose TallSmall Sorry tallguy54321 and Frenchy19 They will be going for a picnic along a canal of their choosing. I’ve bought the whoopsie shelf from Asda & borrowed the neighbours camping chairs…. I say borrowed. They left the garage open - fair game." Off to claim my prize | |||
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"Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in
86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.
For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…
Now for the results….."This sounds like a cracking night out! | |||
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Me and Magneto are going on an all expenses trip to Barbados. .
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"… an all expenses trip to Barbados. . "Hang on a minute …  | |||
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"Now I had to take one for the team. As the numbers got a bit buggered up…. I chose Magneto. Sorry curiouslad - it was the eggs Benedict that put me off
Me and Magneto are going on an all expenses trip to Barbados. .
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"… an all expenses trip to Barbados. .
Hang on a minute … "I pulled the prizes from a hat…. Honest. | |||
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"Wolvespair chose Adam’s Sorry Scottishguy555 and Tenshun4 I’ve been gifted 2 tickets to see WBA play at home. I’ll treat you both to a half time “pie” of your choice "Brilliant! Love a pukka pie at the match x | |||
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"Will there be another round? " The second word is “off”
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"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades. " hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados | |||
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"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades. hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados "You mean the pub in Castleford, right? | |||
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"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades. hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados
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"NotSoPosh has chosen matt71 Apologies to wellhungvwe & WoodyB Enjoy Alton Towers guys. I’ve paid for the car park. And I have a buy1get1free token from my rice crispies box. So you only have to buy one ticket." I hate rice crispies anyway! *trounces off. Well done Matt. | |||
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"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades. hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados
You mean the pub in Castleford, right?
Not again "A Guinness, a gin and tonic and a packet of beef crisps barman. Stick agadoo on too, fella | |||
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"MrSprout has chosen LadyLuck Sorry seducingEm and cute little geek A wonderful prize of a safari. Longleat. In my nan’s 2CV. It smells of mothballs & piss, but it will be fine." Mothballs and piss, sounds like the aftershave my mum buys me from Poundland | |||
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"Misty you are absofuckinglutely amazing!! " She is! 
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason…. "Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly | |||
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat "
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks "You might need to re check that Misty! | |||
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly "Comb it in. It's just like timotei | |||
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks
You might need to re check that Misty!"I’ll put it to independent adjudicators … I may be boss-eyed at this point | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them." Oooooo! 
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
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"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69 Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape” "Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past | |||
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly "Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now... | |||
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks
You might need to re check that Misty!
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I may be boss-eyed at this point "I was the romantic A! Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb | |||
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks
You might need to re check that Misty!
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I was the romantic A!
Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb "Ffs. Hold on….. | |||
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks
You might need to re check that Misty!
I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …
I may be boss-eyed at this point
I was the romantic A!
Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb
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"NotSoPosh has chosen matt71 Apologies to wellhungvwe & WoodyB Enjoy Alton Towers guys. I’ve paid for the car park. And I have a buy1get1free token from my rice crispies box. So you only have to buy one ticket." I like a bargain | |||
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"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now "Honestly you’ve had a lucky escape
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"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69 Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape” "Woo hoo! That kind of thing terrifies me! | |||
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks
You might need to re check that Misty!
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I was the romantic A!
Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb
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"And finally. Long legged blonde picked Fife ninja Sorry to single Pringle & sweetcock100 You’ll be going wine tasting at the Moon under the Water in Wolverhampton I say wine tasting. A bottle is only £6. Enjoy." Yeeha! We'll bring it round to Watford and party like it's 1999 | |||
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"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69 Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”
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"Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in
86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.
For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…
Now for the results….."Thank you Misty. Unbelievable amount of effort put into this. I’ll be in for the next one in a week | |||
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly
Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now... "Heels, sheer top and long p-leather skirt with a huge split +stockings
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"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now "Actually, second place in fab blind date is definitely a thing, right Cookie? | |||
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"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69 Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”
Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past
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"ChrisCooper chose Wolf&taz Sorry AngelLord I’m sending these 2 to Colchester Zoo as there are wolves there…. Actually it’s a good job he didn’t pick AngelLord "Woop! | |||
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"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69 Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”
Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past
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(She says, fingers crossed)
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly
Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
Damn lol"Oops | |||
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat "Never living this down now ffs | |||
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly
Oh now I’m REALLY gutted I’d have settled for Starbucks too " | |||
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly
Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
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"Julie&Beef (I suspect Julie) chose Naughtbynature. Sorry to shivers. Fish & chip supper for you
When you get there just ask for Elvis…. I swear it's him… "Of course it was me Woohoo! Fish, chips and mushy peas. Let's go NaughtyByNature! And I might do that thing where I kiss the runner up at the after-show party. I'm sure that used to go on
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs "If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
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"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well ***OK so 3 great answers. Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking. Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else. Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine. So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.**** That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only. You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks
You might need to re check that Misty!
I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …
I may be boss-eyed at this point
I was the romantic A!
Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb
Ffs. Hold on…..
It’s JackSparrow
Well done Jack "I won something? Blimey... I'd like to thank my mum, my headmistress, my father's squeeze... nah, they have nothing to do with it. I HAVE to thank Misty! Thank you, Misty for all the work you put into making it so much fun for all of us over so many days! Have you considered a career in teaching tantra workshops? | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
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Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice."Bit bloody late now | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
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Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
Should have picked me
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now "Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI. | |||
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Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI."New fab power couple GrObi | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi " brilliant! | |||
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"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001. I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out…… I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….
Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly
Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...
Heels, sheer top and long p-leather skirt with a huge split +stockings
At 11am
mothers shielded their children's eyes
Sounds amazing.
I certainly made an impression
"Even describing it is intriguing and thought provoking. A great image to be able to put into people's heads. | |||
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You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir "That is the best offer I have had all year | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI."Oh shut it you | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
Why would you want too, your fabs prized muppet, its always you! Ha ha ha "Obvs  | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi "Oh ffs | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi
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Oh my god yes!
You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend "I'm not having a couples profile again.... | |||
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Oh my god yes!
You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend
I'm not having a couples profile again.... "I draw the line at an engagement ring | |||
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You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year "I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh | |||
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So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi
Oh ffs
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi
Oh ffs
Shut it you "It's just too funny Grobi-one | |||
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" New fab power couple GrObi
Oh my god yes!
You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend
I'm not having a couples profile again.... "Will you at least post pics from your date with Grumpy on your profile? Pretty please?? | |||
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Now I have time to read it..
So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.
Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.
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"God I’m laughing so hard at this
Now I have time to read it..
So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.
Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.
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You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh"I'll bring my edam and crackers! | |||
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" New fab power couple GrObi
Oh my god yes!
You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend
I'm not having a couples profile again....
Will you at least post pics from your date with Grumpy on your profile? Pretty please??"Yaaassss  | |||
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"God I’m laughing so hard at this
Now I have time to read it..
So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.
Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.
"And well you Misty! Sterling work and great fun... | |||
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Oh my god yes!
You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend
I'm not having a couples profile again....
I draw the line at an engagement ring "Couples tattoos?? | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
I'll bring my edam and crackers!"I'd hate to see this bottle of fizz I brought to celebrate going to waste. I'll bring it along x | |||
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"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now
Actually, second place in fab blind date is definitely a thing, right Cookie?"No losers here | |||
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi
Oh ffs
Shut it you "You love it really | |||
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”
So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.
Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.
I love this too much
Me too. I’m buying a hat
Never living this down now ffs
If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.
Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.
Bit bloody late now
Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.
New fab power couple GrObi
Oh ffs
Shut it you
You love it really "Publicity innit | |||
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"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off. Reoccurring theme "Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here | |||
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"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off. Reoccurring theme
Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here "*Scrolls Willy’s pics Smiles and nods Anyway it’s good practice for you | |||
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"God I’m laughing so hard at this
Now I have time to read it..
So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.
Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.
"It's bloody fab! Thank you for all the larks
Mrs TMN x | |||
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Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here "Come and share abbatoir pizza with me. I’ve got a bottle of white lightening somewhere too… | |||
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"God I’m laughing so hard at this
Now I have time to read it..
So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.
Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.
"What an amazing effort Misty - you deserve a medal for this - a fantastic thread and one that took time and effort | |||
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"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off. Reoccurring theme
Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here
*Scrolls Willy’s pics
Smiles and nods
Anyway it’s good practice for you "Is it you or your wife who keeps fabbing my pics? | |||
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"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off. Reoccurring theme
Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here
Come and share abbatoir pizza with me. I’ve got a bottle of white lightening somewhere too…"Sounds perfect Misty  | |||
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Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here "Did you expect anything else? | |||
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Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here
Did you expect anything else? "Not from that sack of spuds | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh"Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng | |||
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"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades. " whoop whoop, and if Midnight is a good girl I’ll treat ya to a bag of chips on a bench . I know how to treat a lady lol | |||
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You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng "You made your bed, Posh | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
You made your bed, Posh "Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng "Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser! | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
You made your bed, Posh
Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much
You didn't mean that bed, did you? "As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser! "Hi sexy lady | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
You made your bed, Posh
Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much
You didn't mean that bed, did you?
As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds "Yes!! Come mess the bed up with me | |||
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"Misty, can I ask a question? Yes…. Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C?" If you would like my bits of paper… You’re more than welcome to run it | |||
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"Misty, can I ask a question? Yes…. Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C? If you would like my bits of paper… You’re more than welcome to run it "No, it's your baby now
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
You made your bed, Posh
Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much
You didn't mean that bed, did you?
As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds
Yes!!
Come mess the bed up with me "Save it for another day. It's MrMonkeys moment now x | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
You made your bed, Posh
Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much
You didn't mean that bed, did you?
As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds
Yes!!
Come mess the bed up with me
Save it for another day. It's MrMonkeys moment now x"Reasonable | |||
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"Misty, can I ask a question? Yes…. Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C? If you would like my bits of paper… You’re more than welcome to run it
No, it's your baby now
Looking forward to next week's episode"Second word is still “off” | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!
Hi sexy lady "After your two dates, I have edam cheese and crackers and a cheeky fruit salad going spare from my failed date attempt if you fancy it?! | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!
Hi sexy lady
After your two dates, I have edam cheese and crackers and a cheeky fruit salad going spare from my failed date attempt if you fancy it?! "In | |||
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"Average hot chose MsWyld Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes….. my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them. Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but
You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir
That is the best offer I have had all year
I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh
Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng
Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!
Hi sexy lady
After your two dates, I have edam cheese and crackers and a cheeky fruit salad going spare from my failed date attempt if you fancy it?!
In " | |||
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"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now
Actually, second place in fab blind date is definitely a thing, right Cookie?
No losers here "I don't mind coming second out of two! That is a beneficial outcome often. Very hilarious thread Misty and well done | |||
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"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69 Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape” "I thought my answers were shite, very surprised | |||
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"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades. whoop whoop, and if Midnight is a good girl I’ll treat ya to a bag of chips on a bench . I know how to treat a lady lol "
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