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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2 eggs boiling in a pan an 1 says "i`V got a big crack", the other replies" stop teasing me , i`m not f**king hard yet.

Might be old but made me

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By *arkchestCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Another silly Joke but its so silly it still makes me smile.....Did you hear about the Magic Tractor????? It went down the road and turned into a field!!!!! BOOM BOOM!

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"2 eggs boiling in a pan an 1 says "i`V got a big crack", the other replies" stop teasing me , i`m not f**king hard yet.

Might be old but made me "

Prostitute said to the old man, "So, How do you feel about some super sex?" to which the old man replys "That depends on what flavour soup it is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another silly Joke but its so silly it still makes me smile.....Did you hear about the Magic Tractor????? It went down the road and turned into a field!!!!! BOOM BOOM! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An egg and a sausage in a frying pan the egg says to the sausage " Hot in here isnt it ? "

The egg replies.. " Fuck me a talking sausage !!! "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

My fave old joke

What do you call a monkey in a minefield

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A BABOOM!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher: Now then class, let's do some simple sums. I give you £1000 and you take £67.50. What do I have?

Little Johnny: A bank account in Cyprus, Miss.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Two old ladies sat on a park bench when a streaker runs past, one had a stroke the other could not reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an English cat called 1,2,3 and a French cat called un deux trois. They have a swimming race which one won?

1,2,3 because Un deux trois quartre cinq

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I met my wife on the Tesco Dating Site.

Ended up with a bag for life!

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