FabSwingers.com forum: Oi, I 'erd you woz 'ard....!

By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

... I'm so 'ard that the rain falls around me 'casue it's scared of getting me wet!

How 'ard iz you then?

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By *ocksareoffMan
48 weeks ago

Out n About

Not very

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By *oupleus30Couple
48 weeks ago

Minster

I'm so hard there would be 3 hits

Me hitting you

You hitting the floor

The ambulance hitting 90

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"Not very"

Well if you're sockless at this time of year, you must be quite 'ard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I'm so hard there would be 3 hits

Me hitting you

You hitting the floor

The ambulance hitting 90"

I remember that one from my school days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform "

....Gulp, ok you win!

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By *antricSeeker60Man
48 weeks ago

Durham

I'm so hard, I have to wear oven mitts to handle my own muscles.

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By *ayRyuMan
48 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform "

If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.

Everyone knows chuck is the man

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
48 weeks ago

Torquay

"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform

If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.

Everyone knows chuck is the man

Me old dad could have Chuck Norris for breakfast, tea and dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I’m so ‘ard gravity apologies for keeping me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform

If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.

Everyone knows chuck is the man

He's my bitch now!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm pretty soft... but all these hard people around...

Oh. Wait. That's not the kind of hard you meant.

My bad

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By *elix SightedMan
48 weeks ago

Cloud 8

My owner is dean gaffney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform

If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.

Everyone knows chuck is the man

Nah he's an 80's icon but the only hard thing about him now is his earwax. I'd say it to his face too. (I'd whisper it while he was asleep from a safe distance.)

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By *ocksareoffMan
48 weeks ago

Out n About

"Not very

Well if you're sockless at this time of year, you must be quite 'ard!

More like they are all in the wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"My owner is dean gaffney"

I'd image he's very 'ard to employ after 'enders!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform

If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.

Everyone knows chuck is the man

He's my bitch now! "

Lucky ex martials arts bastard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I'm pretty soft... but all these hard people around...

Oh. Wait. That's not the kind of hard you meant.

My bad

There's always one that has to make a comic thread smutty isn't there!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm pretty soft... but all these hard people around...

Oh. Wait. That's not the kind of hard you meant.

My bad

There's always one that has to make a comic thread smutty isn't there!

I mean... I do my best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"Not very

Well if you're sockless at this time of year, you must be quite 'ard!

More like they are all in the wash "

So iz u 'ard or izn't u 'ard?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I’m so ‘ard gravity apologies for keeping me down. "

Oh, I see. So u iz 'ard too then. Want a thumb of war to see who iz da 'ardest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

I'm so 'ard that the wind blows around me so it doesn't mess my hair up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

We gather here today to pay our respects to this deceased thread. OP has requested I pass on his gratitude to all whom passed praise upon it. Amen.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Good work OP. You done good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"Good work OP. You done good. "

(from the grave) Thank you... But is you 'ard?)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex

The Dr’s receptionists are nice to me …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"The Dr’s receptionists are nice to me …"

Wow, you iz wel 'ard! Receptionists are never nice!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

If I got any harder I'd set

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut

And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut

And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night.

That's not a fun punishment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut

And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night.

That's not a fun punishment

Ok, you can come out of the corner now. I trust you've learnt your lesson. No further smuttiness on comic threads in the future.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut

And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night.

That's not a fun punishment

Ok, you can come out of the corner now. I trust you've learnt your lesson. No further smuttiness on comic threads in the future.

Um.

OK.

Definitely

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
48 weeks ago

N. London

I iz also 'n Ork, so I iz obveeusly well 'ard. 'Arder 'an 'em wimpy 'oomies wiv theys tiny li'l ballz.

WAAAGH!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I'm so 'ard I'm allowed in The Salty Spitoon

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By *ames250122Man
48 weeks ago

Worcester

"... I'm so 'ard that the rain falls around me 'casue it's scared of getting me wet!

How 'ard iz you then?

I’m so hard I make jelly look like Teflon

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I’m so ‘ard, I am the reason Wally is hiding.

*stealing a Chuck Norris joke.

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By *TG3Man
48 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm so ard i feel like an outdoors person every morning in my tent

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By *ty31Man
48 weeks ago

NW London

Geezer was so 'ard even his nightmares were scared of 'im

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I'm so 'ard, My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
48 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’ve filled more holes than a jcb.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

The black hole at the centre of our galaxy is so 'ard it eats stars and planets for breakfast, ripping them apart and fucking them up like they've never been fucked up before.

It moved there when it saw me and shat itself.

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By *TG3Man
48 weeks ago

Dorchester

"The black hole at the centre of our galaxy is so 'ard it eats stars and planets for breakfast, ripping them apart and fucking them up like they've never been fucked up before.

It moved there when it saw me and shat itself."
you do have a beautiful eye

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

"The black hole at the centre of our galaxy is so 'ard it eats stars and planets for breakfast, ripping them apart and fucking them up like they've never been fucked up before.

It moved there when it saw me and shat itself.you do have a beautiful eye

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