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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands

Are you happy in this modern world?

Or do you need more?

Is there something else you're searchin' for?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Tell me something, boy

Aren't you tired trying to fill that void?

Or do you need more?

Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

great, now that's stuck in my head Px

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself "

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
39 weeks ago

Norwich


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself "

But then wouldn’t your clone end up wanting a clone too…?

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself "

So much yes to this!

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"Tell me something, boy

Aren't you tired trying to fill that void?

Or do you need more?

Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore?"

I'd never get tired trying to fill your void

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself "

If you ever do manage to clone yourself, could I please have one? I'll look after her don't you worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?"

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

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By *ou only live onceMan
39 weeks ago

London


"Are you happy in this modern world?

Or do you need more?

Is there something else you're searchin' for?"

Not gonna lie, I thought this was "Don't Stop Believing" at first and was puzzled as to why the lyrics didn't fit...

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

But then wouldn’t your clone end up wanting a clone too…?"

God I'd get so much done!! No it can't have a clone until it reaches the age I am when I get my first clone

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

If you ever do manage to clone yourself, could I please have one? I'll look after her don't you worry! "

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything? "

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

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By *icassolifelikeMan
39 weeks ago

Luton

Obviously they need a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother"

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"Are you happy in this modern world?

Or do you need more?

Is there something else you're searchin' for?

Not gonna lie, I thought this was "Don't Stop Believing" at first and was puzzled as to why the lyrics didn't fit...

"

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

If you ever do manage to clone yourself, could I please have one? I'll look after her don't you worry!

"

Yeah... that came across much creepier than I had intended!

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

I shall now have to go and listen to the entire damn song!!

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I shall now have to go and listen to the entire damn song!!"

Enjoy

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
39 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Obviously they need a man! "

Need? Hmmm, debatable

Want? Occasionally

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

"

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B"

We're getting somewhere. This is a good start

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
39 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Are you happy in this modern world?

Or do you need more?

Is there something else you're searchin' for?"

I think I'm happy enough... Life is what you make it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B

We're getting somewhere. This is a good start"

What do I do on Tuesdays and Saturdays now?

J

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B

We're getting somewhere. This is a good start

What do I do on Tuesdays and Saturdays now?

J"

I'm free Tuesdays and Saturdays

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By *loomy GirlWoman
39 weeks ago

leicester

This song is constantly stuck in my head every day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B

We're getting somewhere. This is a good start

What do I do on Tuesdays and Saturdays now?

J

I'm free Tuesdays and Saturdays "

Oh, ok. This isn't such a terrible plan after all.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything? "

Your cats must be enormous

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B

We're getting somewhere. This is a good start

What do I do on Tuesdays and Saturdays now?

J

I'm free Tuesdays and Saturdays

Oh, ok. This isn't such a terrible plan after all.

J"

Solutions not problems

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Sounds like you need a Beef. Have a word with Julie and see if he has a brother

I could probably do Tuesdays and Saturdays.

B

We're getting somewhere. This is a good start

What do I do on Tuesdays and Saturdays now?

J"

Omg i actually spat my tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Your cats must be enormous "

Just annoying

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton


"I would like an AI clone to do all the crap stuff so i can just enjoy myself

What sort of stuff?

Could you not just hire a cleaner?

Cleaner , cook, butler to feed my cats every 5 mins, hairdresser, shopper, gardener, media specialist to entertain my mum on WhatsApp, personal tea maker, lunch purveyor, towel warmer, laundry assistant, boot cleaner, bin emptier, decorator, handyman... Did i miss anything?

Your cats must be enormous

Just annoying "

My cat is just the same. You would think I never fed her!

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