FabSwingers.com forum: blues poppin

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm nearly 60 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes".

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THis made me sad I dont wanna get old!!!!!!!!!!!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could take them to stop you rolling out of bed

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm nearly 60 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes". "
you willbe old one day bigbad!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehe

By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I went to the chemist to ask about getting some Viagra.

"Over the counter?" He asked, "fuck me" said I "I didnt know it made your cock grow that far too!!"

By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

an older guy that works with us get one viagra every night it stops him rolling out the bed his mrs says