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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To save time tonight and not have to keep sending C&P messages:

Faf?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's awfully kind of you, OP, but I'm busy searching for penis molds.

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No I'm actually in the mood to be a bit of a pillow princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmmm

Ok. Can I bring my pot noodle?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Will there be snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmm

Ok. Can I bring my pot noodle? "

Which flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmm

Ok. Can I bring my pot noodle?

Which flavour?"

I’m not sharing

(Chicken & mushroom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP your message is currently yellow, and shall remain so! *tumble*

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"To save time tonight and not have to keep sending C&P messages:

Faf?

I’ve always read this as “fit as fuck” - is it actually fancy a fuck? I feel so old and at odds with the youthful patois

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Its a school night!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be snacks? "

Got a half eaten can of Pringles in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a school night!!

So bring your uniform to change in the morning!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Faf? "

You didn't say who with OP.

Maybe they do, but with someone else.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To save time tonight and not have to keep sending C&P messages:

Faf?

I’ve always read this as “fit as fuck” - is it actually fancy a fuck? I feel so old and at odds with the youthful patois

In my case both. I'm fit as fuck and fancy one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Faf?

You didn't say who with OP.

Maybe they do, but with someone else.

Gbat "

Likely yes. It certainly isn't you or I as we're both typing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ummmmm

Ok. Can I bring my pot noodle?

Which flavour?"

Bombay Badboy!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Its a school night!!

So bring your uniform to change in the morning!

I need to pack my lunch, sorry

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I can’t be arsed for the full shabang but I can tickle your balls for ten minutes?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I can’t be arsed for the full shabang but I can tickle your balls for ten minutes?"

Marriage material

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"I can’t be arsed for the full shabang but I can tickle your balls for ten minutes?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a school night!!

So bring your uniform to change in the morning!

I need to pack my lunch, sorry

Oh, that's as lame an excuse as... I can't make it because my granny is ill!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm hurt, OP.

I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!

I'm gonna cry now

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Its a school night!!

So bring your uniform to change in the morning!

I need to pack my lunch, sorry

Oh, that's as lame an excuse as... I can't make it because my granny is ill!!

Ok, you come here tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a school night!!

So bring your uniform to change in the morning!

I need to pack my lunch, sorry

Oh, that's as lame an excuse as... I can't make it because my granny is ill!!

Ok, you come here tho

I'm now stepping into my teleport machine. It's a bit dodgy, doesn't always deliver me looking the same as when I stepped in it. I might come out looking like a gladiator with a 15" penis Or.... Ronnie Corbett

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I'm hurt, OP.

I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!

I'm gonna cry now

Don’t despair lovely Posh. Testerossa is taking this one for the team. We can have a night off

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I'm hurt, OP.

I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!

I'm gonna cry now

Don’t despair lovely Posh. Testerossa is taking this one for the team. We can have a night off

* Testarossa.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm hurt, OP.

I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!

I'm gonna cry now

Don’t despair lovely Posh. Testerossa is taking this one for the team. We can have a night off

* Testarossa.

She is an angel, isn't she

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I can’t be arsed for the full shabang but I can tickle your balls for ten minutes?"

Pah. Hugely jealous. Why do I never get these offers. It’s so unfair.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I'm hurt, OP.

I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!

I'm gonna cry now

The very least you deserve for this is a penis mold from the OP, Posh! And I am outraged on my mate Posh's behalf, so I will be requiring a penis mold too!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm hurt, OP.

I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!

I'm gonna cry now

The very least you deserve for this is a penis mold from the OP, Posh! And I am outraged on my mate Posh's behalf, so I will be requiring a penis mold too!"

Nicely played D!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I was so looking forward to a C&P message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmm

Ok. Can I bring my pot noodle?

Which flavour?

I’m not sharing

(Chicken & mushroom)"

That's OK, I only like the Beef & Tomato one anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was so looking forward to a C&P message

Well it's only 23:55. I could still send you one if you like?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.

(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.

(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)"

See... now I have a craving for butterscotch angel delight but, the nearest 24 supermarket to me is... probably Bristol!

It's just not worth a 3 hour round trip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.

(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)"

I've got cornflour but only chilli powder? ..... One hot cock coming up!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.

(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)

See... now I have a craving for butterscotch angel delight but, the nearest 24 supermarket to me is... probably Bristol!

It's just not worth a 3 hour round trip. "

It really is! It's heaven. Without the added cornflour

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.

(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)

I've got cornflour but only chilli powder? ..... One hot cock coming up!

Oooft!

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!

Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?

Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them

Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!

Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.

(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)

See... now I have a craving for butterscotch angel delight but, the nearest 24 supermarket to me is... probably Bristol!

It's just not worth a 3 hour round trip.

It really is! It's heaven. Without the added cornflour"

Don't get me wrong, butterscotch angel delight is the food of the gods but, I think I can wait till tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not had Angel Delight for years. Used to be the key ingredient to a trifle.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Perhaps I will just get one of the things Posh is making then, instead of actually having the real thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps I will just get one of the things Posh is making then, instead of actually having the real thing

I would. The fun lasts much longer!

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

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"Perhaps I will just get one of the things Posh is making then, instead of actually having the real thing

If I were in the East Midlands, and if I wasn't all tucked up in bed with my cat, I'd be more than happy to provide you with some reality!

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