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Bears Awake from Hibernation

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that captive bears in English zoos are awakening from their winter hibernation which is pretty much a long sleep in the colder months when food is traditionally scarce. But what to do if one of these buggers escapes and attacks. The poem to remember is...

If it's brown, lay down, it it's black, fight back, if it's white, goodnight.

You will thank Tom later if a Bear escapes near you..

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
38 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I think you're safe Tom, the bears at your local zoo don't hibernate, so if they'd been planning an escape they'd probably have done so before now.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Whipsnade zoo. It's all over the news

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By *tephanjMan
38 weeks ago

Kettering

Bears in captivity really hibernate, and as I don't have any zoos near me think I'm safe lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Central

I assume that zoos will have the best security, they won't have been left to sleep in a Travelodge.

It's tragic that world leaders are doing too little to cut Carbon emissions and catastrophic global heating though .

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By *elvet RopeMan
38 weeks ago

by the big field


"

If it's brown, lay down, it it's black, fight back, if it's white, goodnight.

You will thank Tom later if a Bear escapes near you..

"

What if it’s Paddington….do you just ask him to hold on for five minutes while you nip to Sainsbury’s for bread and marmalade?

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

Same here to be honest I’m not quite as ferocious though

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By *stellaWoman
38 weeks ago

London

I’m always nervous of your stories these days Tom. I remember you talking about Covid in the early days and we were all, come off it. And then….

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
38 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Bears!!!!

In Zoos!!

Here?

Since when?

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
38 weeks ago

Launceston

Good advice Tom, you can never be too careful!

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By *elvet RopeMan
38 weeks ago

by the big field


"I’m always nervous of your stories these days Tom. I remember you talking about Covid in the early days and we were all, come off it. And then…."

Maybe the bears have some sort of secret alliance with Sadiq Khan?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"I’m always nervous of your stories these days Tom. I remember you talking about Covid in the early days and we were all, come off it. And then…."

Few remember those Tom prophesies. Wake Up People's..

And Tom was sadly 100% and he never visits the Covid Forum.

NostraThomas is his name

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By *batMan
38 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"If you are travelling through bear country, you should wear a small bell attached to your rucksack as the gentle tinkling will alert the beasts and they can avoid you."

"You should also carry 'Bear Spray' which is a strong pepper spray to protect yourself if you unexpectedly come across a bear who is going to attack."

"However, should you find piles of fresh bear droppings that contain little bells and smell strongly of pepper, you should leave the area immediately."

Gbat

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By *agneto.Man
38 weeks ago

Bham

What makes you think they're going to escape now but haven't escaped last year during the summer when they were awake?

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By *ornucopiaMan
38 weeks ago

Bexley


"I’m always nervous of your stories these days Tom. I remember you talking about Covid in the early days and we were all, come off it. And then….

Maybe the bears have some sort of secret alliance with Sadiq Khan? "

Better ask Suella about that!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’m really quite placid when I wake up, as long as I’ve had a cup of tea, if not, look out

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By *irtydevil666Man
38 weeks ago

bristol

Get those marmalade sandwiches ready...

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By *olarbear73Man
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Grrr so soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

How unbearable.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I think you're safe Tom, the bears at your local zoo don't hibernate, so if they'd been planning an escape they'd probably have done so before now."

Planning. can you imagine them building a contraption in the style of the A-Team to get out of there habitat

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By *ools and the brainCouple
38 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

It's when the Bears, shark's and crocodiles team up you have problems Tom.

Dangerous buggers.

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By *batMan
38 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"It's when the Bears, shark's and crocodiles team up you have problems Tom.

Dangerous buggers."

Easy to deal with, send in the Army ......

Gbatty.

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