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This bus has everything on board you could wish for
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"judging by that profile pic I'd say I'd probably be lead astray fairly easily "I don't know what you mean?
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"judging by that profile pic I'd say I'd probably be lead astray fairly easily
I don't know what you mean?
You two sound like a pair of 's you can sit at the front so I can keep an eye on you "Hahaha probably a bad idea..... hard to drive a bus when your eyes will definitely not be on the road | |||
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"Bus wanker here!" Need a hand  | |||
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"Bus wanker here!" I think there is laws against that... MrsAbz | |||
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"Me please !" Jump on board young lady and buckle up. Safety first  | |||
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"Oooo oooo can i be a bus wanker " | |||
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"Not on board " Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz | |||
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"Me please ! Jump on board young lady and buckle up. Safety first "Hopping on board  | |||
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"judging by that profile pic I'd say I'd probably be lead astray fairly easily
I don't know what you mean?
You two sound like a pair of 's you can sit at the front so I can keep an eye on you
Hahaha probably a bad idea..... hard to drive a bus when your eyes will definitely not be on the road "I have many talents you know  | |||
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"Bus wanker here!" So those rumours are true! | |||
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"Not on board Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz" You could try I can be very stubborn and I'm not small or light | |||
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"Not on board Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz You could try I can be very stubborn and I'm not small or light " Are you a mule ?  | |||
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"Oooo oooo can i be a bus wanker " As long as you clean up after yourself Unlike last time | |||
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"Not on board " That's ok We will drive on past and flash ya | |||
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"Not on board Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz You could try I can be very stubborn and I'm not small or light Are you a mule ? "Don't worry I owned a donkey for years. A mule is nothing against my skill set 
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"I’ve already got my jacket on and patiently waiting! " Your bus has arrived
Is it a flasher mac kind of jacket??? | |||
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" Yawn"Somebodies tired | |||
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"Not on board Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz You could try I can be very stubborn and I'm not small or light " Challenge excepted | |||
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"I'm at the bus stop waiting very patiently " No need to wait any longer There's a spare seat next to the pair of wankers. Hope that's ok? | |||
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"I’ve already got my jacket on and patiently waiting! Your bus has arrived
Is it a flasher mac kind of jacket??? "I wanted it to be a surprise  | |||
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"I’d like to jump on board and I’d like a seat in the middle please, I’ve got a feeling I want to be in the middle of whatever is going on "There's quite a few middle seats I have a few recliners free if you like? This bus is very special | |||
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"I’d like to jump on board and I’d like a seat in the middle please, I’ve got a feeling I want to be in the middle of whatever is going on
There's quite a few middle seats
I have a few recliners free if you like?
This bus is very special "Did I just land in the posh seats? | |||
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"It's a Sunday morning, so there's a high chance you are either hanging from the night before, haven't made it home yet, have just woken up or have had a busy weekend and are snuggled up in your onesie watching a good film... Well it's time to get up, get dressed and get ready for the Fab bus which is coming your way! I'm your driver (sorry, not sorry) and I will be making my way around the UK scooping up you Fabulous folk for the time of your life
This bus has everything on board you could wish for
Who's jumping on board? "Sorry at work bodycam radios Got a note from my mum excusing me | |||
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"Sounds great. Can you drop me off in town? I need to buy a radiator cleaning brush "Of course we can
But if I forget, will the bog brush suffice from the bus lavatory?  | |||
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"I’d like to jump on board and I’d like a seat in the middle please, I’ve got a feeling I want to be in the middle of whatever is going on
There's quite a few middle seats
I have a few recliners free if you like?
This bus is very special
Did I just land in the posh seats? "Woody, I always save the best seats for you  | |||
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"Not on board Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz You could try I can be very stubborn and I'm not small or light Are you a mule ? "more if an ass | |||
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"Not on board Do I have to drag you on? MrsAbz You could try I can be very stubborn and I'm not small or light Are you a mule ? more if an ass"Well I didn't like to say | |||
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"Sounds great. Can you drop me off in town? I need to buy a radiator cleaning brush
Of course we can
But if I forget, will the bog brush suffice from the bus lavatory? "Yeah, that works for me. Do you think the semen and used condoms stuck to it will assist in getting the dust out of my radiators? | |||
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"I have a 5 hour rehearsal in Sidford I need to get to and from. If its not too inconvenient... I'll be wearing a suit and looking about as good as it's possible for me to look, which I know isn't great but, it's the thought that counts right? " No problem at all! When you're back on board you can be our on board strip-a-gram
P.s. good luck with your rehearsal! | |||
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"I'll be at the back "We all know what happens in the back row | |||
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"It's a Sunday morning, so there's a high chance you are either hanging from the night before, haven't made it home yet, have just woken up or have had a busy weekend and are snuggled up in your onesie watching a good film... Well it's time to get up, get dressed and get ready for the Fab bus which is coming your way! I'm your driver (sorry, not sorry) and I will be making my way around the UK scooping up you Fabulous folk for the time of your life
This bus has everything on board you could wish for
Who's jumping on board?
Sorry at work bodycam radios
Got a note from my mum excusing me
"Get your arse on my bus! | |||
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"I’d like to jump on board and I’d like a seat in the middle please, I’ve got a feeling I want to be in the middle of whatever is going on
There's quite a few middle seats
I have a few recliners free if you like?
This bus is very special
Did I just land in the posh seats?
Woody, I always save the best seats for you "I’d like to join the loyalty program please …. The way to just sucked up to me as twisted my arm to choose you as my preferred travel options
* deletes Uber app. | |||
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"I have a 5 hour rehearsal in Sidford I need to get to and from. If its not too inconvenient... I'll be wearing a suit and looking about as good as it's possible for me to look, which I know isn't great but, it's the thought that counts right? No problem at all! When you're back on board you can be our on board strip-a-gram
P.s. good luck with your rehearsal! "You'll need to pass around sick bags if you want me to be your stripper! Haha And thank you. Its not the rehearsal itself I need luck with... its not hitting on a particular cast member I need help with!!! | |||
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"*wanders off to setup spike strips on the roads*" | |||
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"Sounds great. Can you drop me off in town? I need to buy a radiator cleaning brush
Of course we can
But if I forget, will the bog brush suffice from the bus lavatory?
Yeah, that works for me. Do you think the semen and used condoms stuck to it will assist in getting the dust out of my radiators? "Yeah I'm sure it will! | |||
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"*wanders off to setup spike strips on the roads*" Oi!
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"I think I've waited at the wrong stop "Sorry Sparkle, be with you in a minute Just had to remove Wonko's strip from the road and give the cheeky git a good hiding | |||
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"*wanders off to setup spike strips on the roads* Oi!
"What? | |||
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"It's a Sunday morning, so there's a high chance you are either hanging from the night before, haven't made it home yet, have just woken up or have had a busy weekend and are snuggled up in your onesie watching a good film... Well it's time to get up, get dressed and get ready for the Fab bus which is coming your way! I'm your driver (sorry, not sorry) and I will be making my way around the UK scooping up you Fabulous folk for the time of your life
This bus has everything on board you could wish for
Who's jumping on board?
Sorry at work bodycam radios
Got a note from my mum excusing me
Get your arse on my bus! "My Mum warned Me to stay away from women like you | |||
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"It's a Sunday morning, so there's a high chance you are either hanging from the night before, haven't made it home yet, have just woken up or have had a busy weekend and are snuggled up in your onesie watching a good film... Well it's time to get up, get dressed and get ready for the Fab bus which is coming your way! I'm your driver (sorry, not sorry) and I will be making my way around the UK scooping up you Fabulous folk for the time of your life
This bus has everything on board you could wish for
Who's jumping on board?
Sorry at work bodycam radios
Got a note from my mum excusing me
Get your arse on my bus!
My Mum warned Me to stay away from women like you "Your mum sounds like a very wise woman | |||
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"Did someone mention bus? After yesterday’s ‘pub crawl’ with some of you hooligans I’m feeling a bit delicate… (Runs straight to back seat again )"Oh dear! 
I'll extend the arm of the chair lift and scoop.you up from the road side
Do you require aspirin or hair of the dog? | |||
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"Did someone mention bus? After yesterday’s ‘pub crawl’ with some of you hooligans I’m feeling a bit delicate… (Runs straight to back seat again )
Oh dear!
I'll extend the arm of the chair lift and scoop.you up from the road side
Do you require aspirin or hair of the dog? "Just a soft cushion will do thank you | |||
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"Did someone mention bus? After yesterday’s ‘pub crawl’ with some of you hooligans I’m feeling a bit delicate… (Runs straight to back seat again )
Oh dear!
I'll extend the arm of the chair lift and scoop.you up from the road side
Do you require aspirin or hair of the dog?
Just a soft cushion will do thank you "as a gentleman I would love to offer you mine, but mine is hard | |||
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"Oooo oooo can i be a bus wanker As long as you clean up after yourself Unlike last time "sorry i dont carry curtains | |||
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"Did someone mention bus? After yesterday’s ‘pub crawl’ with some of you hooligans I’m feeling a bit delicate… (Runs straight to back seat again )
Oh dear!
I'll extend the arm of the chair lift and scoop.you up from the road side
Do you require aspirin or hair of the dog?
Just a soft cushion will do thank you as a gentleman I would love to offer you mine, but mine is hard "Fully recovered now so the harder the better | |||
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"I can tell this isn't my bus. That currently has no cushions as they're still drying from yesterday." Ah my partner in crime | |||
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"I can tell this isn't my bus. That currently has no cushions as they're still drying from yesterday. Ah my partner in crime "Good evening backseat buddy | |||
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"I can tell this isn't my bus. That currently has no cushions as they're still drying from yesterday. Ah my partner in crime
Good evening backseat buddy "Already looking forward to this evenings unexpected night right | |||
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"I can tell this isn't my bus. That currently has no cushions as they're still drying from yesterday. Ah my partner in crime
Good evening backseat buddy
Already looking forward to this evenings unexpected night right "Oh of course! Might even give myself a little treat. Not that I feel I deserve it but, who cares about that?! | |||
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"I can tell this isn't my bus. That currently has no cushions as they're still drying from yesterday. Ah my partner in crime
Good evening backseat buddy
Already looking forward to this evenings unexpected night right
Oh of course! Might even give myself a little treat.
Not that I feel I deserve it but, who cares about that?! "Curious enough to care | |||
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"I can tell this isn't my bus. That currently has no cushions as they're still drying from yesterday. Ah my partner in crime
Good evening backseat buddy
Already looking forward to this evenings unexpected night right
Oh of course! Might even give myself a little treat.
Not that I feel I deserve it but, who cares about that?!
Curious enough to care "You certainly are curious! Haha | |||
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"Me!!!!" Yippeeee! Jump on board
Where you sitting?
My lap/face is free? | |||
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"Me!!!! Yippeeee! Jump on board
Where you sitting?
My lap/face is free? "Yay! But aren’t you supposed to be driving? Filling out that insurance claim form could be problematic | |||
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"Boom boom boom boom I want you on my bus " Nora, you can boom boom boom as much as you like on my bus | |||
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