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Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I 
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "Sadly I'm not bi, but that does sound like fun for those involved.  | |||
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"Two hot wo*men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching " | |||
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Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny. 
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.) "* please let me excite you | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.) "I’d take goth butts in fishnets too  | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
I’d take goth butts in fishnets too"Lots of us do | |||
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"That wish of yours surely can't be that difficult OP. Surely.. As for me, I'm easy this afternoon. I'd like a leggy lady in aome form of nylons to bring me a cheese sandwich, with pickles please, and for her to verbally engage in some really complex theory with me in and see how long I can resist peeking at her legs! See, easily satisfied, no steamy sex or the like. Oh, maybe a little mayo too "You’d be surprised 
I hope you get your leggy lady and cheese sandwich! | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.) "Now then, Goth butts in fishnets.. I get that. People who like their dick sucked.. that must be easy here, ah, but wait, you have to fancy them.. well, that makes sense to me...Not to all here tho, sigh, lol | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.) "My husband has made many a fine implements | |||
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm "Strap on.... check Flexi sexi ...check Poke dance ... if that just means fucking . Count me in | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.) "I'd say most like having their dicks sucks. Now we just have to work out how to excite you x | |||
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm "You had me going at the first part 
I can’t pole dance but pencil me in for the fresh fruit one, and let me know when you find the other two  | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
My husband has made many a fine implements "Come on now, don't just tease! Tell us more, ?? | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "Id be up for that, i take direction well. Id much prefer the mmf scenario to mff. Women have more capaciyy for multiple orgasm and servicing the needs of two sounds tiring. Now sharing a beautiful woman with another guy that sounds more appealing. no expectations but yes I fancy you. | |||
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"Wanted people to block me as soon as I view them" I’ll keep an eye out, wonko. | |||
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"Wanted people to block me as soon as I view them I’ll keep an eye out, wonko. " Wonko....now look what you've done  | |||
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm
You had me going at the first part
I can’t pole dance but pencil me in for the fresh fruit one, and let me know when you find the other two "Narrator- there’s a pause of silence… and a thud. Woody picks himself up off the floor where he slid off his chair. I’m sending a mass text to everyone I know right now !!!! | |||
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm
Strap on.... check
Flexi sexi ...check
Poke dance ... if that just means fucking . Count me in "Haha. POLE. *stupid phone. | |||
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"I think I am just hardwired to want what I can't have "Ahhh, but what do you want ? Haha | |||
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"Some stylish new fetish/club wear and a babysitter so we can go show it off" How do you know the babysitter will want to see it? | |||
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm
Strap on.... check
Flexi sexi ...check
Poke dance ... if that just means fucking . Count me in
Haha. POLE.
*stupid phone. " ...Pole makes more sense... I'd give it a go | |||
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"I mean , perhaps if you can get Austin butler over. " That is one beautiful man! His voice is dreamy too | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "I volunteer | |||
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"Goth butts in fishnets. Makers of beautiful but horrible implements. People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.) "I volunteer. Hopefully I excite you! | |||
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm "I can poke dance with a strap on Woody, see you at 8! Can I eat the fruit off the other lady too please? Poke dancing makes me hungry | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer "Yes! One down, one to go | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go "Tea is a good looking bloke. I reckon I could boing his winkie a few times and tweak his nips. Is that enough to plough you Mrs Shiv? | |||
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup. An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little. Em x" I volunteer | |||
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"Id quite like a reverse gangbang for my birthday around Easter. If five or six femmes who fancy me would like to get in touch please? " Hello | |||
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup. An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little. Em x" i can’t promise I wouldn’t leave marks, but I will cuddle you afterwards. | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go
Tea is a good looking bloke. I reckon I could boing his winkie a few times and tweak his nips. Is that enough to plough you Mrs Shiv?"It wouldn’t be enough to satisfy me I’m afraid but I’d still love to see it | |||
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup. An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little. Em x" I hear you, Em! I’ve been reading to many of those smutty books. The scenarios I have in my head. Oh boy | |||
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"Some stylish new fetish/club wear and a babysitter so we can go show it off How do you know the babysitter will want to see it?" | |||
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup. An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little. Em x" You should come visit us | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "Yet another example of why teleportation devices should have been a bigger priority than HS2...... | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go "I've just seen this.
If Tea and I turned up it would be like having a threesome with twins.
And we've already seen eachother naked.....so.....  | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go
Tea is a good looking bloke. I reckon I could boing his winkie a few times and tweak his nips. Is that enough to plough you Mrs Shiv?"I’m not a Bopit | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go
I've just seen this.
If Tea and I turned up it would be like having a threesome with twins.
And we've already seen eachother naked.....so..... "This is perfect! | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer "I can't even get a mmf with you and you volunteer for someone else? Well now I know where I stand!! I shall flounce off and find all my fun elsewhere  | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
I can't even get a mmf with you and you volunteer for someone else? Well now I know where I stand!! I shall flounce off and find all my fun elsewhere "Stands with "Fun this way" sign...
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
I can't even get a mmf with you and you volunteer for someone else? Well now I know where I stand!! I shall flounce off and find all my fun elsewhere
Stands with "Fun this way" sign...
J"Tries to walk casually towards sign looking cool and not tripping over myself | |||
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"Wanted: Mrs Shiv. And Mrs Seducing Em. Here. Together. And naked. For me. Thankyouplease. (Is that how you play this game?)" I’d get naked with her | |||
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"I’d get naked with her "I just have a feeling you two would be very, very good together. | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "i fancy you so we're halfway there | |||
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"Is it too much to ask for an Orgy with all those I fancy and get along with?
Just throwing it out there "Only if you close your eyes really, really tightly and say the secret password 3 times, whilst doing star jumps.. naked | |||
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"Id quite like a reverse gangbang for my birthday around Easter. If five or six femmes who fancy me would like to get in touch please? " Ah go on then | |||
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"I want to feel wanted - that'll do me. Preferably bring chocolate too if I can be greedy
"I have some amazing chocolate right here. And all the wanting you can take (and a little bit more) | |||
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"I’d get naked with her
I just have a feeling you two would be very, very good together.
"*checks flights to Scotland* | |||
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"I just want more. " I think I could currently settle for some. | |||
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"Is it too much to ask for an Orgy with all those I fancy and get along with?
Just throwing it out there
Only if you close your eyes really, really tightly and say the secret password 3 times, whilst doing star jumps.. naked "*Stands away from the door frame. | |||
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"A handsome man with good sense of humour who will spend a lazy Sunday watching cheesy films and fucking me And/or A woman to do the same. " | |||
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"A handsome man with good sense of humour who will spend a lazy Sunday watching cheesy films and fucking me And/or A woman to do the same. " I mean, if there's any wiggle room on the handsome part... | |||
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"I'm not bi but £20 is £20... Just looking for someone local, who I can meet up with for regular sex and who I can go to clubs with when I fancy it. It's never happening but hey-ho" *slams £20 note on the table* don’t play with me! | |||
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"I’d get naked with her
I just have a feeling you two would be very, very good together.
*checks flights to Scotland*" | |||
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"A handsome man with good sense of humour who will spend a lazy Sunday watching cheesy films and fucking me And/or A woman to do the same. " IN | |||
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"*checks flights to Scotland* "All my dreams are coming true … If I’d known it was this easy, I’ve have started the thread myself. | |||
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"I want to feel wanted - that'll do me. Preferably bring chocolate too if I can be greedy
I have some amazing chocolate right here. And all the wanting you can take (and a little bit more)"Oooooft I'm in
The chocolate can wait for afters | |||
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"I'm not bi but £20 is £20... Just looking for someone local, who I can meet up with for regular sex and who I can go to clubs with when I fancy it. It's never happening but hey-ho *slams £20 note on the table* don’t play with me! "Note to self, high-ball the offer first | |||
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"Wanted - someone to tell me what outfit/lingerie is suitably emo enough whilst also saying what looks crap. Payment will be in the form of eternal gratitude and Mini Eggs. " Mini eggs | |||
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"Wanted - someone to tell me what outfit/lingerie is suitably emo enough whilst also saying what looks crap. Payment will be in the form of eternal gratitude and Mini Eggs. " In | |||
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"Wanted - someone to tell me what outfit/lingerie is suitably emo enough whilst also saying what looks crap. Payment will be in the form of eternal gratitude and Mini Eggs. In "Yay! Thanks Mrs Shiv, really great thread. | |||
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"Am I too late to volunteer as tribute?" I was waiting on you showing up | |||
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"At this moment I would like a nice lady who is willing to stroke my hair, whilst I have an afternoon nap" I’ll stroke your hair no snoring or drooling on me though! | |||
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"At this moment I would like a nice lady who is willing to stroke my hair, whilst I have an afternoon nap" Head hair? Or….. | |||
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"At this moment I would like a nice lady who is willing to stroke my hair, whilst I have an afternoon nap I’ll stroke your hair no snoring or drooling on me though! "I don't snore but I can't promise I wouldn't be drooling over you. I have before | |||
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"Am I too late to volunteer as tribute? I was waiting on you showing up "Better late than never...(I hope)... | |||
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"Two hot men Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom Must fancy me..and each other There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "I would love this | |||
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"Right now I'd like the entire cast of Fergie's 'M.I.L.F. $' video stripped, drizzled in maple syrup and delivered to my bedroom. "Hey! When did you become a forum mod? Oooerrr. | |||
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"I want penis molds! Any will do. And I also want some very specific sexy times." Tartlette! | |||
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"I want penis molds! Any will do. And I also want some very specific sexy times. Tartlette! "Well... yes! | |||
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"Right now I'd like the entire cast of Fergie's 'M.I.L.F. $' video stripped, drizzled in maple syrup and delivered to my bedroom.
Hey! When did you become a forum mod? Oooerrr. "I was trying to think of ways to reduce my chances of getting any meets more than usual. You know. Single male. Lives in the middle of nowhere. Over 45. Lack of hair on his head...... | |||
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"Right now I'd like the entire cast of Fergie's 'M.I.L.F. $' video stripped, drizzled in maple syrup and delivered to my bedroom.
Hey! When did you become a forum mod? Oooerrr.
I was trying to think of ways to reduce my chances of getting any meets more than usual.
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Single male. Lives in the middle of nowhere. Over 45. Lack of hair on his head...... "I came here to say this! Check you Obi. All fancy. | |||
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