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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

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By *ickshawedCouple
40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I blame my husband and children. With very good reason

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By *a LunaWoman
40 weeks ago

South Wales

Do you have a dishwasher? I’m sure dishwashers eats spoons.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?"

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

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By *xmcdTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Wrexham


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too."

Hope he pays his way

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way "

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy.

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy. "

Is that a euphemism?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Do you have a dishwasher? I’m sure dishwashers eats spoons.

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No dishwasher. No room lol

Hope your doing OK xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too."

Hahaha

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy.

Is that a euphemism?!"

No, no, he really takes the dog for a walk. I, on the other hand, like getting fucked from behind on all fours...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy.

Is that a euphemism?!

No, no, he really takes the dog for a walk. I, on the other hand, like getting fucked from behind on all fours... "

Sometimes I even notice a spoon under the sofa while I'm down there...

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?"

If it's the same thief who steals single socks from the washing machine then yes.....

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy.

Is that a euphemism?!

No, no, he really takes the dog for a walk. I, on the other hand, like getting fucked from behind on all fours... "

Bravo!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

If it's the same thief who steals single socks from the washing machine then yes....."

No, that's the sock monster - haven't you seen Hogfather?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy.

Is that a euphemism?!

No, no, he really takes the dog for a walk. I, on the other hand, like getting fucked from behind on all fours...

Bravo!!"

I have a mental image of a panel of judges holding up scorecards while I'm en flagrante now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?

I just assume my male personality picked it up and moved it while he was using the body. He's always doing that. Leaves his fucking boots in the lounge too.

Hope he pays his way

He does okay

I end up doing all the cooking and laundry, but at least he walks the doggy.

Is that a euphemism?!

No, no, he really takes the dog for a walk. I, on the other hand, like getting fucked from behind on all fours...

Sometimes I even notice a spoon under the sofa while I'm down there..."

It's you that's got my spoons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago

I found my spoon

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By *ottom charlieMan
39 weeks ago

washington


"Where the fuck did my spoons go? I've got one left, I'm careful with my rubbish and recycling but honestly I've even just looked under and in the sofa!!!

Do you misplace things or lose things and blame a ghost thief?"

i have a ghost thief who buggers off with my best screwdriver and spanners when i am doing jobs

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