FabSwingers.com forum: Sell it as it actually is?...

By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm fat, I do not deny this fact, but I take pics from flattering angles... I also cannot accomodate, because I do not want you coming round my house, I cannot meet right now because I do have a job and I'm not that hard up

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By *bi HaiveMan
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm fat, I do not deny this fact, but I take pics from flattering angles... I also cannot accomodate, because I do not want you coming round my house, I cannot meet right now because I do have a job and I'm not that hard up "

I take photos from flattering angles. Everyone does (although for some any angle is flattering!

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I can accomodate but don't expect a palatial mansion.

I could meet right now. If I wanted to. Which I might for a few, but I'm actually pretty comfy in my oddie on the sofa....so maybe not.

I have more than one job but I'm still always hard up.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I can't accommodate because my dog would bite your todger off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm very fat, I take pics that make me feel better. And wear corsets in them.

I don't accommodate unless I know you well, but even then I need a week to make it look like a human lives here and not a cave dweller.

I can't meet right now because I don't want to.

And I'm proper hard up despite working a lot.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

I’m like the geometry queen of angles.

I actually can’t accommodate

I don’t want to meet now. Even if I could.

I have a manic, mad job.

I’m fed up not hard up

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m skinny in most places apart from where I’m fat. I’ve got a truly weird body and a boat race made for radio. I take shit photos so what you see is the awkward mess you’re gonna get.

I’m not meeting at the moment because I’m pursuing love and I don’t want the current future ex Mrs Felix to discover one of your lengthy pubes in my bed.

I’m a better chatter than lover so stick with that and I won’t disappoint.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'm a work in progress but I own my potato shape

I don't accommodate because I live here with my dog and my home is our haven

I do have a good job and i'm solvent, independent. I don't need a Man. Not desperate to meet either

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Bodmin

I'm a guy that likes wearing women's clothes.

I'm fine thanks - please stop asking.

I actually can accommodate but would prefer not to have random strangers round my house.

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Its called salesmanship nobody wants to advertise there worst self when chasing the ride

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By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'm a work in progress but I own my potato shape

I don't accommodate because I live here with my dog and my home is our haven

I do have a good job and i'm solvent, independent. I don't need a Man. Not desperate to meet either"

We're soul mates

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Its called salesmanship nobody wants to advertise there worst self when chasing the ride "
ps im too fat to chase rides dont got the foot speed

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I'm a work in progress but I own my potato shape

I don't accommodate because I live here with my dog and my home is our haven

I do have a good job and i'm solvent, independent. I don't need a Man. Not desperate to meet either

We're soul mates

Fancy a kebab?

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By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Its called salesmanship nobody wants to advertise there worst self when chasing the ride "

Meh! I'm a dickhead.. Are you one too?

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By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'm a work in progress but I own my potato shape

I don't accommodate because I live here with my dog and my home is our haven

I do have a good job and i'm solvent, independent. I don't need a Man. Not desperate to meet either

We're soul mates

Fancy a kebab?

A dirty one?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

My bum isn’t as big as it appears in photos. I have massive legs. I’m shorter than I appear in photos.

I never accommodate at mine. I am like a slow, fiery burn. I’m not gagging to meet anyone and take time to chat loads before being keen to meet.

I’m super fussy, and thanks to ADHD get bored easily.

I travel loads and find myself outside of London more than in London lately.

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Its called salesmanship nobody wants to advertise there worst self when chasing the ride

Meh! I'm a dickhead.. Are you one too?

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i did wonder what i kept getting my hat stuck on

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I have a great body, but I’m a cunt. You’ll probably block me in the morning.

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By *ose and her beastCouple
40 weeks ago

Watford

Not to be rude but what kind of response do you want on this thread?

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By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? "

Hippy flip isn't in crap shape but she's a cunt. So that's ok.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I'm a work in progress but I own my potato shape

I don't accommodate because I live here with my dog and my home is our haven

I do have a good job and i'm solvent, independent. I don't need a Man. Not desperate to meet either

We're soul mates

Fancy a kebab?

A dirty one? "

Dirtier the better!

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By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Not to be rude but what kind of response do you want on this thread? "

It's just for fun?... You don't have to engage if you have no sense of humour

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? "
wizbit was in crap shape at least you have boobs going for ya haha thisaway haha thataway my oh my

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? "

Hippyflip has a great bod but unfortunately she's a c**t. Don't forget that

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates?

Hippy flip isn't in crap shape but she's a cunt. So that's ok.

Snap

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"I have a great body, but I’m a cunt. You’ll probably block me in the morning. "
cunts are one of the best bits ffs

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? wizbit was in crap shape at least you have boobs going for ya haha thisaway haha thataway my oh my"

Wizbit was triangle. That's the best shape

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates?

Hippy flip isn't in crap shape but she's a cunt. So that's ok.

Snap

Great minds and all that

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By *KTim61Man
40 weeks ago

Tipton

I'm the opposite of OP only weighing 9 st 7lbs just seems I'm too thin for most women on here ?

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? wizbit was in crap shape at least you have boobs going for ya haha thisaway haha thataway my oh my

Wizbit was triangle. That's the best shape "
unless its a triangle with tits

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? wizbit was in crap shape at least you have boobs going for ya haha thisaway haha thataway my oh my

Wizbit was triangle. That's the best shape unless its a triangle with tits

Absolutely terrifying. Wizbit with tits

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? wizbit was in crap shape at least you have boobs going for ya haha thisaway haha thataway my oh my

Wizbit was triangle. That's the best shape unless its a triangle with tits

Absolutely terrifying. Wizbit with tits

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i wanked to worse when i first started

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By *ellhungvweMan
40 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I am taller than all of you. I can accommodate but tend not to and the last time I did we broke the spare bed as I hadn’t put it together properly. I could meet now if I wanted to but I am lying in bed with late night cuppa and can’t be arsed to get up.

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

I am similar to you OP.

Plus the last fabber that stayed over ended up in hospital for 2 weeks!

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By *erry bull1Man
40 weeks ago

doncaster

All my pics are airbrushed because really I’m a spotty geek

And can’t accommodate as I live in cardboard city under the railway arches

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am similar to you OP.

Plus the last fabber that stayed over ended up in hospital for 2 weeks!

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By *hoirCouple
40 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I take shit pics but I do manage to get slightly better angles than real life.

I technically can accommodate once a month, but the house is always a shit state because I suck at tidying. If you do come over, it will be tolerable because I spent weeks panic cleaning beforehand.

Also, we could meet/travel/accomodate, but we have a 10 month old baby so not happening. I might however be getting desperate regardless.

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By *arla Swinger OP Woman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I am similar to you OP.

Plus the last fabber that stayed over ended up in hospital for 2 weeks!

I've attended a snore clinic.. No fucker sleeps over

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By *ario1972Man
40 weeks ago

Guildford

I'm a full figure woman who knows how to make the most of what I've been given, and how to bring out the best in me.

My home is my special place, it's sacred, my inner sanctum so please don't presume to ever see me there.

I can hold my own head high and I conduct myself on my terms, and at the moment free time is too precious and so it's my time.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
40 weeks ago

Tamworth

I'm abit fat, but having worked as a Published Model for years, I know my best angles.

I'm not meeting now. I cba honestly.

I'm not accommodating because then people know where I live. Done that once and had a stalker. Not tarring all with the same brush but he was a great guy, well veried... until he wasn't.

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By *xydadbodMan
40 weeks ago

Milton keynes

Well, I'm basically a twat and a bit like marmite. You either love me or hate me or spread me on toast like tar on a road

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By *lueLotusWoman
40 weeks ago

the wilderness

I could accommodate but I won't, I also won't drive to meet you somewhere, so we're basically fecked. I won't meet either now because I'm in bed with a shawl around my head like peig sayers as I've washed my hair and can't be arsed to dry it. I've about 5 layers of pyjamas on too and I hot water bottle so I'm dead sexy atm you're really missing out.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

90% of the time, we are in hoodies and not sexy outfits.

We do look good in the hood though

We can accommodate but we’ll have to spend the day cleaning - in lingerie of course

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Horrific chat over message but in person the polar opposite, oversized clothes make up 70% of my wardrobe

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By *sWyldWoman
40 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm fat and my boobs sag. I try to take flattering pics. I always worry that I won't be what people expect when they meet me.

I won't ever have you at my house because I don't want to.

I can't meet right now because I'm currently in paris and usually I'm at work, or shaving my legs feels like a lot of work.

I work too much and too hard to be poor

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By *ddie1966Man
40 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm Tall (when stood on a box)

I'm Dark (when the lights are out)

I'm handsome (my acne spell it out on my face in braille)

I own a fast car (made by Matchbox)

I have 4 foreign holidays a year (when I go to my mates in Wales)

I've a hot tub in my back garden (it's my old bath)

I have a 4 poster bed (Pink Floyd, a Ferrari, Blonde and that poster of a lady in tennis clothing scratching her bum all above my headboard)

I'm a catch (if you like someone who kisses like a fish)

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By *agnar73Man
40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Sooo, essentially we're all in crap shape, and nobody accomodates? "

I’m better than I was and I’d need a hell of a panic tidy and a bit of luck with kids being away to accommodate

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By *tsJustKateWoman
40 weeks ago

London

I'm overweight, rarely accom and love cock.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
40 weeks ago

Bradford

I don’t care if you’re fat, skinny black blue or purple I’m a very horny little man that just wants to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I do accommodate, but my door is t open for strangers.

I like the idea of NSA sex, but not with strangers.

… there’s a theme isn’t there?

My photos are not even of me, that’s why I look so damn good in them.

^mods, this is clearly a joke.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

"I don’t care if you’re fat, skinny black blue or purple I’m a very horny little man that just wants to fuck"
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It's great you have some standards

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I don’t care if you’re fat, skinny black blue or purple I’m a very horny little man that just wants to fuck.

It's great you have some standards

Mrs "

Also, that’s some profile text right there.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

I look better in my pics, my belly now wobbles.

I need a face & personality to know if I wanna sleep with someone - I know that's a huge ask and probably more effort than most are willing but what can I say I'm hard work.

I'd get on top but my knees will ache after 5 mins and I'll awkwardly fall off sideways.

I won't accommodate because I won't have stranger's in my family home.

Mrs

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By *ihimbiherCouple
40 weeks ago

lightwater

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"My bum isn’t as big as it appears in photos. I have massive legs. I’m shorter than I appear in photos.

I never accommodate at mine. I am like a slow, fiery burn. I’m not gagging to meet anyone and take time to chat loads before being keen to meet.

I’m super fussy, and thanks to ADHD get bored easily.

I travel loads and find myself outside of London more than in London lately. "

But you can pole dance?

*crossed fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

My angles are becoming harder to find as I get older

I could accommodate, but no way i ever will... One stalker in life was enough

I'll never meet now... Who the hell has that much time on their hands for person grooming

I work FT... Nearly mortgage free

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"My angles are becoming harder to find as I get older

I could accommodate, but no way i ever will... One stalker in life was enough

I'll never meet now... Who the hell has that much time on their hands for person grooming

I work FT... Nearly mortgage free "

I bet I could find an angle….

Mortgage free is the dream.

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By *awpleasureMan
39 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

A lot of guys do this with their dick pics

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By *hoirCouple
39 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I take shit pics but I do manage to get slightly better angles than real life.

I technically can accommodate once a month, but the house is always a shit state because I suck at tidying. If you do come over, it will be tolerable because I spent weeks panic cleaning beforehand.

Also, we could meet/travel/accomodate, but we have a 10 month old baby so not happening. I might however be getting desperate regardless.

Adding to this...

I'm a sarcastic nightmare who is difficult to read and barely nothing I say is serious.

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