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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've still a hundred and four things to do and I don't want to do any of them.

So... (totally nicked from the threads of the past...)

Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

REMOVE YOUR FILTERS so they can message.

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour and message it to them privately

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy.

May the force be with you... Let the carnage continue

(Leave your filters off for maximum carnage)

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By *r SproutMan
40 weeks ago

the middle

Just put my new one up from the previous thread

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just put my new one up from the previous thread "

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

25 minutes to go...

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
40 weeks ago

My Own Little World

All filters down and not had any offers

Yet

Thank the lord

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"25 minutes to go... "

Longest 25 minutes ever

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"All filters down and not had any offers

Yet

Thank the lord "

Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters "

So are you in?

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters "

Oooohhh a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

So are you in?"

Not a chance, definitely lost my bottle!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"All filters down and not had any offers

Yet

Thank the lord "

I feel like a video of you singing Lil Kim's part is needed!!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

So are you in?

Not a chance, definitely lost my bottle! "

Not everyone is a merciless as dear Felix who gave mine

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

So are you in?

Not a chance, definitely lost my bottle! "

Aww man

I'd just come up with a good one as well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

So are you in?

Not a chance, definitely lost my bottle!

Not everyone is a merciless as dear Felix who gave mine "

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door

I've had more than plenty of offers,

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

So are you in?

Not a chance, definitely lost my bottle!

Not everyone is a merciless as dear Felix who gave mine

"

It is a doozie

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door

Who's next?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
40 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"All filters down and not had any offers

Yet

Thank the lord

I feel like a video of you singing Lil Kim's part is needed!!"

lol as is what flavour Pringles are you using

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who's next?

"

Didn't you have Tess?

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Takes a lot for me to lower my filters

So are you in?

Not a chance, definitely lost my bottle!

Not everyone is a merciless as dear Felix who gave mine "

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"All filters down and not had any offers

Yet

Thank the lord

I feel like a video of you singing Lil Kim's part is needed!!

lol as is what flavour Pringles are you using "

Salt and vinegar obviously

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
40 weeks ago

wild west lothian

G and r have gone offline maybe my status scared them off!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door


"Who's next?

Didn't you have Tess?"

I did.

Sorry though it was 20mins not 60, so I removed mine

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By *umalotagainMan
40 weeks ago

a town called malice

What a great thread thanks Posh xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cede is in charge while I walk the dogs...

Be safe, fine fabbers

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door


"Who's next?

Didn't you have Tess?

I did.

Sorry though it was 20mins not 60, so I removed mine "

OK I didn't remove it.

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By *untypearsonWoman
40 weeks ago

Bournemouth

How does this work?

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"What a great thread thanks Posh xxx"

Are you ready for another?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"How does this work?"

You get paired in the thread with another fabber and then private message a status for them to post on their page

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane! "

Joe is in! Perfect

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"G and r have gone offline maybe my status scared them off!"

I shall get you another match instead

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

In

Never had filters set so...

Let the onslaught commence?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

In again

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

Glorious Curves and Catnip

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

Joe is in! Perfect "

I'm in two minds. It's awfully tempting, but I also like not being blocked by all the women in my local area

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"In

Never had filters set so...

Let the onslaught commence? "

Next to confirm is yours

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By *ob.42Man
40 weeks ago

Near Yarmouth

I'm in

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

Sharon1701D and Bobb40

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

Joe is in! Perfect

I'm in two minds. It's awfully tempting, but I also like not being blocked by all the women in my local area "

Pfft you used to be fun!! Need to get you dancing again

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante


"I've had more than plenty of offers,

"

Ditto!

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

Joe is in! Perfect

I'm in two minds. It's awfully tempting, but I also like not being blocked by all the women in my local area "

Its ok, I won't block you!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"I've had more than plenty of offers,

Ditto! "

To be fair I'd love not to bother having to do that myself but that's because I'm lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

Joe is in! Perfect

I'm in two minds. It's awfully tempting, but I also like not being blocked by all the women in my local area

Pfft you used to be fun!! Need to get you dancing again "

Oh fine, I'm in then. What do I have to lose?

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

Joe is in! Perfect

I'm in two minds. It's awfully tempting, but I also like not being blocked by all the women in my local area

Pfft you used to be fun!! Need to get you dancing again

Oh fine, I'm in then. What do I have to lose? "

Just your dignity and lots of potential partners hahaha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

In now before the horny pub lot log in.

J

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"So this is the reason my hotlist and friends updates are absolutely insane!

Joe is in! Perfect

I'm in two minds. It's awfully tempting, but I also like not being blocked by all the women in my local area

Pfft you used to be fun!! Need to get you dancing again

Oh fine, I'm in then. What do I have to lose? "

Depends who comes on thread next - you don't want Felix!!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante


"I've had more than plenty of offers,

Ditto!

To be fair I'd love not to bother having to do that myself but that's because I'm lazy "

The funny thing is, I am trmpted to actually do it too, while my inbox implodes!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

Awww JoeBeans is paired with JulieandBeef - if ever there were two profiles that couldn't be mean to each other

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Awww JoeBeans is paired with JulieandBeef - if ever there were two profiles that couldn't be mean to each other "

That's so true. I might have to let B come up with something!

J

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Awww JoeBeans is paired with JulieandBeef - if ever there were two profiles that couldn't be mean to each other

That's so true. I might have to let B come up with something!

J"

Is that your way of saying Beef is the mean one??

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"In now before the horny pub lot log in.

J"

Sent

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

And my hour is up - phew

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex


"And my hour is up - phew "

Snap

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"And my hour is up - phew "

Oo mine too then!! Finally had a plop

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"And my hour is up - phew

Snap "

Haha Misty, I read your status and thought you'd been on the jagers

MrsAbz

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty "

That sounds like a challenge!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Oh no

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex


"I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty

That sounds like a challenge!!"

. It does now….

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Oh no "

Goodbye inbox

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Awww JoeBeans is paired with JulieandBeef - if ever there were two profiles that couldn't be mean to each other "

This is like my worst nightmare status. I hate yellow.

J

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante


"Oh no "

You fed him the line!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"And my hour is up - phew

Snap

Haha Misty, I read your status and thought you'd been on the jagers

MrsAbz "

Are you playing? I can match you with the next

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Awww JoeBeans is paired with JulieandBeef - if ever there were two profiles that couldn't be mean to each other

This is like my worst nightmare status. I hate yellow.

J"

Ummm - I'm sorry. Blame Posh, she left me in charge for some insane reason

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"And my hour is up - phew

Snap

Haha Misty, I read your status and thought you'd been on the jagers

MrsAbz

Are you playing? I can match you with the next "

Why not, how bad could it be?

MrsAbz

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead. "

Oh how I wish I had saved Felix for you!! Next person is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Awww JoeBeans is paired with JulieandBeef - if ever there were two profiles that couldn't be mean to each other

This is like my worst nightmare status. I hate yellow.

J"

Sorry Julie, the bait was there and too easy to turn down

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

Filthycoupleabz paired with Davina

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

8 minutes to go!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead.

Oh how I wish I had saved Felix for you!! Next person is yours "

Lol! I think I timed it rather well.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
40 weeks ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Me please

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead.

Oh how I wish I had saved Felix for you!! Next person is yours

Lol! I think I timed it rather well.

"

If you saw mine then yes you definitely did

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Me please"

Next is yours lovely

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead.

Oh how I wish I had saved Felix for you!! Next person is yours

Lol! I think I timed it rather well.

If you saw mine then yes you definitely did "

Yup!

What flavour Pringles, btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I think that's my time up.. Ready for my next match!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy? "

Now you're back you can pair with Frankie and all is good for now

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead.

Oh how I wish I had saved Felix for you!! Next person is yours

Lol! I think I timed it rather well.

If you saw mine then yes you definitely did

Yup!

What flavour Pringles, btw? "

Salt and vinegar obviously

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty

That sounds like a challenge!!

. It does now…."

Done and sent. I’m rather nervous for the first time this evening…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Now you're back you can pair with Frankie and all is good for now "

I'm not sure he is ready for that... but OK!

Midnight... Next is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty

That sounds like a challenge!!

. It does now….

Done and sent. I’m rather nervous for the first time this evening…"

Block, delete, move on

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty

That sounds like a challenge!!

. It does now….

Done and sent. I’m rather nervous for the first time this evening…"

Ouch!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"I hate to do this but Misty is paired with Felix!

Play nicely Felix because you won't better Misty

That sounds like a challenge!!

. It does now….

Done and sent. I’m rather nervous for the first time this evening…"

got to be careful of those apple pies

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Midnight... looks like Cede and you are a match

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

She got me good!!

And I’ve just discovered there’s a word limit on these

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone. I was thinking of doing some work, but I'll try this instead.

Oh how I wish I had saved Felix for you!! Next person is yours

Lol! I think I timed it rather well.

If you saw mine then yes you definitely did

Yup!

What flavour Pringles, btw?

Salt and vinegar obviously "

Not spicy bbq? Wimp!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy? "

Happy is one way of putting it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it "

So happy. Now I know why we've never joined in with this before. How are your chips doing Joe?

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it "

You should be joyous. Especially with those filters open

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Right. Mine's up

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales

I'm up for another go if anyone else is still playing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right. Mine's up "

Also... you replace the tile. A friend told me

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it

So happy. Now I know why we've never joined in with this before. How are your chips doing Joe?

J"

No offers so far, I don't know whether to be relieved or insulted

Anyone stumbling home offering to make your night?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

Ok

How?

How is that status getting actual responses?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm up for another go if anyone else is still playing "

Next one in or needing new is yours lovely!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok

How?

How is that status getting actual responses? "

I'm dying. Again.

Also... because people

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Ok

How?

How is that status getting actual responses? "

Jeez, what an awful day to be literate

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door

Ive had to disappoint quite a few men around my area

No one offered to fix my wand,

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales


"Right. Mine's up "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Right. Mine's up

Also... you replace the tile. A friend told me "

Some one just told me to fuck it off!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it

So happy. Now I know why we've never joined in with this before. How are your chips doing Joe?

J

No offers so far, I don't know whether to be relieved or insulted

Anyone stumbling home offering to make your night? "

Just the one so far. I'm actually feeling rather rejected

J

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales


"Ok

How?

How is that status getting actual responses? "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ive had to disappoint quite a few men around my area

No one offered to fix my wand, "

Oh no!

Do you need a new match?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right. Mine's up

Also... you replace the tile. A friend told me

Some one just told me to fuck it off! "

You need to find out if that the voice of experience...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ok

How?

How is that status getting actual responses?

Jeez, what an awful day to be literate "

Eeeek! I can't unsee it!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Right. Mine's up

Also... you replace the tile. A friend told me

Some one just told me to fuck it off! "

I'm so sorry

Really I am xxxx

MrsAbz

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Right. Mine's up

Also... you replace the tile. A friend told me

Some one just told me to fuck it off!

You need to find out if that the voice of experience..."

She's another TV, so I'd say yes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Right. Mine's up

Also... you replace the tile. A friend told me

Some one just told me to fuck it off!

I'm so sorry

Really I am xxxx

MrsAbz"

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it

So happy. Now I know why we've never joined in with this before. How are your chips doing Joe?

J

No offers so far, I don't know whether to be relieved or insulted

Anyone stumbling home offering to make your night?

Just the one so far. I'm actually feeling rather rejected

J"

Awww there's still time for someone to seduce you in an long, alcohol-hazed sesh

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it "

I’m now wondering if there’s a poor innocent bloke sitting in the Derby spoons, minding his own business and quietly enjoying a pint and a bowl of chips…..

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door


"Ive had to disappoint quite a few men around my area

No one offered to fix my wand,

Oh no!

Do you need a new match? "

No hun, I need beauty sleep.

Thanks for doing this fun thread x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I like being matched with Frankie. He is kind

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ive had to disappoint quite a few men around my area

No one offered to fix my wand,

Oh no!

Do you need a new match?

No hun, I need beauty sleep.

Thanks for doing this fun thread x"

Next time lovely... and it is, isn't it!

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante


"Ive had to disappoint quite a few men around my area

No one offered to fix my wand, "

I had people asking more about "the accident" than actually offering to help!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"I like being matched with Frankie. He is kind "

Far too kind!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it

I’m now wondering if there’s a poor innocent bloke sitting in the Derby spoons, minding his own business and quietly enjoying a pint and a bowl of chips….."

with his extra seasoning

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So... what's the sitch Cede?

Everyone matched and happy?

Happy is one way of putting it

I’m now wondering if there’s a poor innocent bloke sitting in the Derby spoons, minding his own business and quietly enjoying a pint and a bowl of chips…..

with his extra seasoning "

It is so wrong to hope so.

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella."

I must have scared her off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

I must have scared her off "

I reckon she's dealing with her inbox from the tentacle debacle

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door


"Ive had to disappoint quite a few men around my area

No one offered to fix my wand,

I had people asking more about "the accident" than actually offering to help!"

Could of replied saying I hurt my arms cause I wank too much

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

I must have scared her off

I reckon she's dealing with her inbox from the tentacle debacle"

Yep. All those guys who thought they were squid's in...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

I must have scared her off

I reckon she's dealing with her inbox from the tentacle debacle

Yep. All those guys who thought they were squid's in..."

*applause*

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

I must have scared her off

I reckon she's dealing with her inbox from the tentacle debacle

Yep. All those guys who thought they were squid's in..."

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

I must have scared her off

I reckon she's dealing with her inbox from the tentacle debacle

Yep. All those guys who thought they were squid's in..."

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales

Sky remote pics incoming

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

I'll be in for the late pairings

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By *urvesAppealMan
40 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny -

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sky remote pics incoming "

I've been asked to take an entire bat

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny - "

Thanks for the update

B

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales


"Sky remote pics incoming

I've been asked to take an entire bat "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Sky remote pics incoming

I've been asked to take an entire bat "

Animal or cricket?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella."

Argghhh sorry! Fell Asleep

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny - "

Schweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Sky remote pics incoming

I've been asked to take an entire bat

Animal or cricket?

J"

Hope it's the latter. We don't need another pandemic

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sky remote pics incoming

I've been asked to take an entire bat

Animal or cricket?

J"

I'm tempted to ask if the wings are included rodl

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny - "

Did Nana turn you down?

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny - "

Thank you for your input. Feel free to not waste your time with joining in.

Although if you change your mind you're welcome to join.

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny - "

Did you get burned by a status update or something?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

Argghhh sorry! Fell Asleep "

Well... I spotted Mr Willy Idol needs a match...

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By *urvesAppealMan
40 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I’d rather stick pins in my eyes

But thank you for the kind offer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d rather stick pins in my eyes

But thank you for the kind offer "

No worries. Have a great night.

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By *urvesAppealMan
40 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I was intrigued by a status of someone on my hotlist

I didn’t get “burned” - I just talked to them

That soon ended

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By *urvesAppealMan
40 weeks ago

Basingstoke

And you too

Goodbye

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I’d rather stick pins in my eyes

But thank you for the kind offer "

Then clearly this isn’t the thread for you. There are a great many threads that aren’t for me, but I don’t whine about them being a waste of time. I just don’t join in and piss on peoples’ chips.

Games are games. They’re supposed to be fun for those playing them, which this is for us.

No one is making you join in or bring your negativity.

Wishing you luck with those pins.

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"I was intrigued by a status of someone on my hotlist

I didn’t get “burned” - I just talked to them

That soon ended "

I assume that was in reply to me?

If you press Reply and quote people will know who you are talking to in a thread

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By *cottish guy 555Man
40 weeks ago

London


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny -

Thank you for your input. Feel free to not waste your time with joining in.

Although if you change your mind you're welcome to join."

I thought it was a status they'd been sent.

Mine has been up for 2 hours. Time to change.

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

My own statuses are usually pretty bad dont think i need to

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Keep at it posh! I’m enjoying myself and it appears the majority of others are too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Forum games?

.

What a ridiculous waste of people’s time. Seriously unfunny -

Thank you for your input. Feel free to not waste your time with joining in.

Although if you change your mind you're welcome to join.

I thought it was a status they'd been sent.

Mine has been up for 2 hours. Time to change.

"

Next person that needs a match... is yours!

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"I’d rather stick pins in my eyes

But thank you for the kind offer "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My own statuses are usually pretty bad dont think i need to "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Keep at it posh! I’m enjoying myself and it appears the majority of others are too "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

Argghhh sorry! Fell Asleep

Well... I spotted Mr Willy Idol needs a match... "

Right ho, are we getting it on willy??

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Keep at it posh! I’m enjoying myself and it appears the majority of others are too "

You definitely got burned by your status!

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"My own statuses are usually pretty bad dont think i need to

"

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Keep at it posh! I’m enjoying myself and it appears the majority of others are too

You definitely got burned by your status! "

Quite literally!! She’s a bad girl that Misty

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

Argghhh sorry! Fell Asleep

Well... I spotted Mr Willy Idol needs a match...

Right ho, are we getting it on willy?? "

Be quick as I'm going bed

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

My hour's up. Happy to do a last one for the night if anyone else wants one

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Who else needs a refresh? Joe wants to give you one!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

Argghhh sorry! Fell Asleep

Well... I spotted Mr Willy Idol needs a match...

Right ho, are we getting it on willy??

Be quick as I'm going bed "

Sent

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Who else needs a refresh? Joe wants to give you one!"

I'll bet 'e does fnarr fnarr!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've seen waaaay too many of the statuses dished out this evening to join in.

Fair play to all you brave souls though.

Very entertaining......

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Cede... midnight has gone AWOL!

Match with Miss.Bella.

Argghhh sorry! Fell Asleep

Well... I spotted Mr Willy Idol needs a match...

Right ho, are we getting it on willy??

Be quick as I'm going bed

Sent "

Okay...

Don't you just hate it when you can't sleep grrr. HMU for some sexy chat

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've seen waaaay too many of the statuses dished out this evening to join in.

Fair play to all you brave souls though.

Very entertaining...... "

Chicken

You yellow?

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss


"I've seen waaaay too many of the statuses dished out this evening to join in.

Fair play to all you brave souls though.

Very entertaining...... "

Oh dear - he's gone soft

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Well thank goodness my hour is up!!

Are people keeping a tally on how many messages they get from these? It would be cool to see who attracts the most wronguns

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

Posh and Cede, thankyou for this much needed levity! X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've seen waaaay too many of the statuses dished out this evening to join in.

Fair play to all you brave souls though.

Very entertaining......

Oh dear - he's gone soft "

I ch0ked on my coffee...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well thank goodness my hour is up!!

Are people keeping a tally on how many messages they get from these? It would be cool to see who attracts the most wronguns "

Well... I've not opened any messages. And I have many now

You want to give Joe one last one?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh and Cede, thankyou for this much needed levity! X"

You're welcome! More?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Posh and Cede, thankyou for this much needed levity! X

You're welcome! More? "

Not at this time on a Friday

J

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Well thank goodness my hour is up!!

Are people keeping a tally on how many messages they get from these? It would be cool to see who attracts the most wronguns

Well... I've not opened any messages. And I have many now

You want to give Joe one last one?"

I would love to but I’ll be off to bed soon. He escapes tonight!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thanks all for playing... that's me done for tonight.

Has been fun!

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