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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

Who still uses this phrase?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

This is the very first time I have seen this phrased used

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"This is the very first time I have seen this phrased used"

Really I thought it was a commonly used phrase that I hadn't heard in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I've never heard of that. What would it be used for?

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By *arley QuimWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Who still uses this phrase?"

Nobody these days whose not noncey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I've never heard of that. What would it be used for?"

Its slang for up the shitter or up the arse

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By *arley QuimWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I've never heard of that. What would it be used for?

Its slang for up the shitter or up the arse "

No shit

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Its slang for up the shitter "

Could we say instead "up the window fitter" ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Or "up the baby sitter" ?

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By *estarossa.Woman
49 weeks ago

Flagrante

No one.

Literally noone uses it.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

No. I use up the marmite tower.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Up the Phil Janus

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"No one.

Literally noone uses it."

Sadly I know men that still use this phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Up the Phil Janus"

Oh THAT's how you pronounce it!

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By *agerMorganMan
49 weeks ago

Canvey Island

“Up the council gritter” is my preferred

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Who still uses this phrase?"

Nope. This is the first time I've heard this expression.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
49 weeks ago

Hell

I’ve heard up the Gary Glitter and on the Gary Glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Or "up the baby sitter" ?"

Thats a whole different kettle of fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"No. I use up the marmite tower.

Haha can I do your marmite tower then

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Thats a whole different kettle of fish "

John Kettley or Michael Fish ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I’ve heard up the Gary Glitter and on the Gary Glitter "

Don't want it up the Gary glitter after you've been on the Gary glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

Thats a whole different kettle of fish

John Kettley or Michael Fish ?"

Definitely Michael

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I've never heard of that. What would it be used for?

Its slang for up the shitter or up the arse "

Or up The Jacksie..

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"No. I use up the marmite tower.

Haha can I do your marmite tower then "

Class lead up there, George

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By *eedshandymanMan
49 weeks ago

leeds

I'm getting the word....nonce

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

No bumsocket has replaced all references of anus bummin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"No. I use up the marmite tower.

Haha can I do your marmite tower then

Class lead up there, George

Was class wasn't it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

"I'm getting the word....nonce"

Is this today's Wordle ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
49 weeks ago

Bexley

"No. I use up the marmite tower.

Because of liking it or loathing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I prefer to use the phrase tea towel holder or rusty sheriff's badge

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By *icassolifelikeMan
49 weeks ago

Luton

Doesn’t have the same ‘ring’ to it anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

What..?! Hahaha

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By *andadbodMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool

balloon knot?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks "

Rolf 'Arris ?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?"

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

Heard someone saying up the Scandinavian id never heard that before

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By *ools and the brainCouple
49 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

On site we used to use a variation of it and say up the Paul.(see who works it out)

This was many moons ago tho.

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By *onameyet2Man
49 weeks ago

chorley

How about the baby sitter?

A few variations there me thinks

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

Up the council gritter.

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By *entBarryUKMan
49 weeks ago

Ashford

Trademans entrance, the back door, but never refer to it as a convicted pdo

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By *r TriomanMan
49 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Its slang for up the shitter

Could we say instead "up the window fitter" ?"

Or up the Corned Beef Fritter?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang"

How is that cockney slang??

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"No. I use up the marmite tower.

Because of liking it or loathing it?"

No comment

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By *entBarryUKMan
49 weeks ago

Ashford

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang

How is that cockney slang??"

Arris is short for Harris Pass (Arse)

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
49 weeks ago

chichester

It’s shortened now to mostly taking it up the Gary.

Personally I just prefer to antagonise guys and ask them if they use their manpussy

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The rusty sheriff's badge

Marmite stained rusty tea towel holder

Shokolade Sternfische (only when using overly deep German porn voice)

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By *hogun300Man
49 weeks ago

Dundee

"Who still uses this phrase?

Nobody these days whose not noncey? "

This

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By *awpleasureMan
49 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"No one.

Literally noone uses it."

I know loads who say the shortened version 'up the gary' including me.

But yes, hardly anybody says the whole phrase.

Literally only yesterday someone said to me have you had a watsapp video of a man who'd shoved a remote control up his gary and had to have it surgically removed.

No I hadn't but it was sent to me later

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang

How is that cockney slang??

Arris is short for Harris Pass (Arse)"

Arris was shortened Aristotle, Aristotle slang bottle, bottle n glass.....ass, never heard Rolf Harris or harris pass

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By *awpleasureMan
49 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang

How is that cockney slang??

Arris is short for Harris Pass (Arse)"

No it's not. 'Arris is short for aristotle which itself is a CRS of bottle as in bottle and glass.

Glass pronounced glarce rymes with arse.

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By *ife NinjaMan
49 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Very much a phrase of its time when I was growing up. I remember singing leader in the clubs. If only we'd known

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"No one.

Literally noone uses it."

Haha this comment made me laugh

Literally no-one!

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By *ornucopiaMan
49 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *jorkishMan
49 weeks ago

Seaforth

Never heard that phrase before. Now I wish I hadn't

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By *ornucopiaMan
49 weeks ago

Bexley

Arris is short for Harris Pass (Arse)"

Arris(sic) might be but

that's a new one on me.

Aris was always 'Aristotle , bottle, bottle and glass, arse'.

Nothing beets multi-layered rhyming slang.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
49 weeks ago

in Lancashire

It's very 70's, was common in the army and probably amongst 'the lads'..

Pretty queasy connection nowadays obviously..

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By *tephanjMan
49 weeks ago

Kettering

Have never heard of it and would never use it. That man has ruined my younger self as he had one of the best stage shows at the time and I loved the music from him and the glitter band. To think at the time he was a child fiddler now turns my stomach

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By *entBarryUKMan
48 weeks ago

Ashford

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang

How is that cockney slang??

Arris is short for Harris Pass (Arse)

No it's not. 'Arris is short for aristotle which itself is a CRS of bottle as in bottle and glass.

Glass pronounced glarce rymes with arse.

I've been lied to! By a bloody cockney too!!

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By *itty9899Man
48 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Didn't his cell mates use it once.

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By *oastal1968Man
48 weeks ago

London

Dot cotton's mouth?

Brown balloon knot?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"I'll stick with arse or 'arris' thanks

Rolf 'Arris ?

Nooooo.

It's cockney slang

How is that cockney slang??

Arris is short for Harris Pass (Arse)

No it's not. 'Arris is short for aristotle which itself is a CRS of bottle as in bottle and glass.

Glass pronounced glarce rymes with arse.

I've been lied to! By a bloody cockney too!!

I say it because my mum said I could when I was young and being cheeky and trying not to use swear words

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