FabSwingers.com forum: Status swap!

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a hundred and four things to do and I don't want to do any of them.

So... (totally nicked from the threads of the past...)

Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

My cat doesn't match my house any more. Anyone got any ideas, I don't want to have to move again?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

These are fun, so I'll join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox has been practically empty for minutes now.

Fuck it. I’m feeling brave/stupid/chaotic

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich

"My inbox has been practically empty for minutes now.

Fuck it. I’m feeling brave/stupid/chaotic

In "

Hahahaha minutes how it’s full lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Are you supposed to write a status here or on ya profile as that would be a double catastrophe

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you supposed to write a status here or on ya profile as that would be a double catastrophe "

I'll match people up, and you send a status to your match for them to display on their profile for an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to, but I’m trying to organise a massive social and appear to be sane to those that don’t know me.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My inbox has been practically empty for minutes now.

Fuck it. I’m feeling brave/stupid/chaotic

Hahahaha minutes how it’s full lol"

Are you in?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No"

Rude

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would love to, but I’m trying to organise a massive social and appear to be sane to those that don’t know me.

But...

More people will want to attend if you don't seem sane...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Rude

You know I jokes Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No

Rude

You know I jokes Posh

I figured you did actually mean yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to, but I’m trying to organise a massive social and appear to be sane to those that don’t know me.

But...

More people will want to attend if you don't seem sane..."

It convinced me to go to Manchester

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nice easy match up for the moment...

Goodmess and _ong-leggedblond

MrsMistyPeaks and D.F.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would love to, but I’m trying to organise a massive social and appear to be sane to those that don’t know me.

But...

More people will want to attend if you don't seem sane...

It convinced me to go to Manchester

But you're not sane anyway...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Nice easy match up for the moment...

Goodmess and _ong-leggedblond

MrsMistyPeaks and D.F."

OOOP

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

In.

No out.

No in.

I’m in. Definitely.

No.

Yes. In.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In.

No out.

No in.

I’m in. Definitely.

No.

Yes. In."

Do the hokey coakey now...

Awaiting match...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"In.

No out.

No in.

I’m in. Definitely.

No.

Yes. In.

Do the hokey coakey now...

Awaiting match..."

Currently shaking it all about

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In.

No out.

No in.

I’m in. Definitely.

No.

Yes. In.

Do the hokey coakey now...

Awaiting match...

Currently shaking it all about "

Situation normal then

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to, but I’m trying to organise a massive social and appear to be sane to those that don’t know me.

But...

More people will want to attend if you don't seem sane...

It convinced me to go to Manchester

But you're not sane anyway..."

Just how I like ‘em

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Felix Sighted and BBWLOVER1965

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I did this I made a grown man cry. I’m back in for more

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By *emon gsyMan
over a year ago

st sampsons

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The last time I did this I made a grown man cry. I’m back in for more

Weirdly... ditto

You'll be matched with the next person to join then Mr S.

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By *emon gsyMan
over a year ago

st sampsons

Sounds fun n I’m in please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Felix Sighted and BBWLOVER1965"

I demand a recount ! lol okay

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy"

Filters

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

Filters

Damn filters!

I should have put that in the OP... open your filters so you can message each other!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Felix Sighted and BBWLOVER1965"

Right then!!! The last time I did this I endangered a hypothetical innocent person in public so I’ll tread (slightly more) carefully…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Felix Sighted and BBWLOVER1965

Right then!!! The last time I did this I endangered a hypothetical innocent person in public so I’ll tread (slightly more) carefully…

Pffft. There's no fun without hypothetical risk!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Go on then I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun I'm in

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Posted and awaiting the messages!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

Filters

As filters are still an issue I can rematch you with Jed76

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

_umalotagain and Miss.Bella.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posted and awaiting the messages!!

It's succinct!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?"

Despite writing my status in here, contact has been made but the wait begins.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Mines posted lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

Despite writing my status in here, contact has been made but the wait begins."

You need to send the status by PM to the victim so they know it's for them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mines posted lol

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By *emon gsyMan
over a year ago

st sampsons

"So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

Filters

As filters are still an issue I can rematch you with Jed76"
and me ?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

Despite writing my status in here, contact has been made but the wait begins.

You need to send the status by PM to the victim so they know it's for them"

Fab says 11mins not online

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

Filters

As filters are still an issue I can rematch you with Jed76and me ?"

Next person to join will match with you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

Despite writing my status in here, contact has been made but the wait begins.

You need to send the status by PM to the victim so they know it's for them

Fab says 11mins not online"

She will be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?"

I’m still deciding how I’m playing this one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

I’m still deciding how I’m playing this one

Hard. Play hard. He will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

I’m still deciding how I’m playing this one

Hard. Play hard. He will

Understood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

Filters

Sent a status update to you Mr Sprout

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So... Mr Sprout and Demon gsy

Filters

Sent a status update to you Mr Sprout"

He will be back in a mo apparently...

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?"

I have but he's offline

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone sent a status to their victim yet?

I have but he's offline "

I'm remembering why I don't do this matching lark now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this idea…. Def in x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Demon gsy and BritsinCanada

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"_umalotagain and Miss.Bella."

Why thank you. Status sent, awaiting response

C x

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

Fuck it, I'm in.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In its hilarious.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Creative-mind you're lucky... you get Catnip make me purr

(You nearly got me as it is slow... and no one wants that

)

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

My match has fooked off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My match has fooked off

They'll be back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innnnnn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also... Boobies

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

"Creative-mind you're lucky... you get Catnip make me purr

(You nearly got me as it is slow... and no one wants that

OK Catnip let's do battle haha

(I'd have loved to have had you Posh but I'd have been to scared to stich you up).

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sent

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Innnnnn!! "

If no one joins in 5 minutes... you do me and I'll do you. We can take it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also... Boobies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

(I'd have loved to have had you Posh but I'd have been to scared to stich you up). "

I'm not scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Innnnnn!!

If no one joins in 5 minutes... you do me and I'll do you. We can take it

Yaaassss!! Are we going filthy or funny

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich

Mmmm now theirs a question

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Innnnnn!!

If no one joins in 5 minutes... you do me and I'll do you. We can take it

Yaaassss!! Are we going filthy or funny "

Always the filth, woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... anyone got any fun messages from their status?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I thought I was very kind

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In "

Lady Gagher and Tongue tastik!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I thought I was very kind "

You were and I appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!"

I've heard and seen far worse on here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

I've heard and seen far worse on here

I've just sent far worse to Midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

I've heard and seen far worse on here

I've just sent far worse to Midnight

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Dear gods - some of these

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

Well mine is subtle which I think makes it worse haha.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dear gods - some of these

You know I'm translating that to "I'm in", right?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well mine is subtle which I think makes it worse haha. "

I nearly peed my pants at that

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Has anyone had any startled messages?! Not one bloke has offered to chomp on my chap.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Has anyone had any startled messages?! Not one bloke has offered to chomp on my chap."

I've never wanted to be a man more

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

"Well mine is subtle which I think makes it worse haha.

I nearly peed my pants at that"

I mean, I've seen worse but not sure what to do in an hour now.

Saying its a game probably makes it look like I wasn't joking at all and I'm actually a wrong un!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Well mine is subtle which I think makes it worse haha.

I nearly peed my pants at that

I mean, I've seen worse but not sure what to do in an hour now.

Saying its a game probably makes it look like I wasn't joking at all and I'm actually a wrong un! "

Oohhh damned if you do, damned if you don't

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Dear gods - some of these

You know I'm translating that to "I'm in", right?"

Hold on a second...... Fine! I can't say no to you

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

"Well mine is subtle which I think makes it worse haha.

I nearly peed my pants at that

I mean, I've seen worse but not sure what to do in an hour now.

Saying its a game probably makes it look like I wasn't joking at all and I'm actually a wrong un!

Oohhh damned if you do, damned if you don't

Story of my life! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dear gods - some of these

You know I'm translating that to "I'm in", right?

Hold on a second...... Fine! I can't say no to you

Woo hoo!

Ooh. It might be time for people who started off to have a new match!

I'll find you someone...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well mine is subtle which I think makes it worse haha.

I nearly peed my pants at that

I mean, I've seen worse but not sure what to do in an hour now.

Saying its a game probably makes it look like I wasn't joking at all and I'm actually a wrong un! "

You take another match and another status of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 minutes left on mine and then I’m ready for another

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another "

Cede... Felix... swap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

I've heard and seen far worse on here

I've just sent far worse to Midnight

I've got quite a queue wanting to have a go

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

I've heard and seen far worse on here

I've just sent far worse to Midnight

I've got quite a queue wanting to have a go

Any possibilities?

You let me off lightly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Soz, done now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In!"

Tess... _ong-leggedblond hasn't had one yet from her original match.

And I'm all confused!

You do each other!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

I've heard and seen far worse on here

I've just sent far worse to Midnight

I've got quite a queue wanting to have a go

Oh my god I love it

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Ok I’ve just got out bath with mum and dad shesshhh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh my god! Misty... you did D.F. proud!

And midnight... I reckon our queues are probably similar

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok I’ve just got out bath with mum and dad shesshhh

If you want another, it'll be the next person to join or reload...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Ok I’ve just got out bath with mum and dad shesshhh

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another

Cede... Felix... swap!"

Sent! Sorry _ede…

Well, a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another

Cede... Felix... swap!

Sent! Sorry _ede…

Well, a bit

He's probably not sorry...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another

Cede... Felix... swap!

Sent! Sorry _ede…

Well, a bit

He's probably not sorry..."

Also... I'm dying!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Ok I’ve just got out bath with mum and dad shesshhh

If you want another, it'll be the next person to join or reload..."

Go on then

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Ok I’ve just got out bath with mum and dad shesshhh

That was my favourite one.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok I’ve just got out bath with mum and dad shesshhh

If you want another, it'll be the next person to join or reload...

Go on then

OK. Next person to either be in or ask for another... your match!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"In!

Tess... _ong-leggedblond hasn't had one yet from her original match.

And I'm all confused!

You do each other!"

Sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated

Jesus

I’m going to have to leave fab

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have 7 unread messages and I'm scared to read them.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another

Cede... Felix... swap!

Sent! Sorry _ede…

Well, a bit

He's probably not sorry...

Also... I'm dying!

He might be when I get my hands on him

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Updated

Jesus

I’m going to have to leave fab

It's not as bad as mine...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Updated

Jesus

I’m going to have to leave fab

Trust me - mines worse

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have 7 unread messages and I'm scared to read them. "

I'm just not reading any of mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Updated

Jesus

I’m going to have to leave fab

Your poor inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I'm not in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anyone waiting for a match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all fairness mine could be worse.. I'm glad it's not

I mean... yours actually is a good idea!

I've heard and seen far worse on here

I've just sent far worse to Midnight

I've got quite a queue wanting to have a go

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone waiting for a match?"

Nope

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone waiting for a match?

Nope "

I figured you weren't...

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Anyone waiting for a match?"

Mines offline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone waiting for a match?

Nope

I figured you weren't..."

Just making sure

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I think I killed midnight... she hasn't sent me one yet

Midnight’s is brilliant!!

I’m ready for another

Cede... Felix... swap!

Sent! Sorry _ede…

Well, a bit

He's probably not sorry...

Also... I'm dying!

He might be when I get my hands on him

Sniggers childishly!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone waiting for a match?

Mines offline

She will definitely be back!

Want a Posh one to fill the time?

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m in! "

Don't do it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for a new one

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

"Updated

Jesus

I’m going to have to leave fab

Trust me - mines worse

Hahah I actually laughed out loud to yours!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m in! "

Francois... and BBWLOVER1965

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I’m in!

Don't do it!!!"

Hope the Pringles are prawn cocktail

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

This could be risky. I'm in.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

"I’m in!

Francois... and BBWLOVER1965"

He’ll need to message me first, filters!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This could be risky. I'm in.

Scottish guy... Mr Sprout

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
over a year ago

wild west lothian

Oh I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m in!

Francois... and BBWLOVER1965

He’ll need to message me first, filters! "

Darned filters are the bane of my life!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

New match please?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I’m in "

OK... Next person who is in or needs a new match is yours!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I’m in

OK... Next person who is in or needs a new match is yours!"

Tess! Glorious Curves and you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Updated

Jesus

I’m going to have to leave fab

Trust me - mines worse

Yours made me snort gin out of my nose.

I’m ignoring my inbox

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Oh I’m in

OK... Next person who is in or needs a new match is yours!

Tess! Glorious Curves and you!"

Oops shes back! Sorry!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I’m in

OK... Next person who is in or needs a new match is yours!

Tess! Glorious Curves and you!

Oops shes back! Sorry!"

Oops!

OK Glorious curves... Next one is yours!

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
over a year ago

wild west lothian

"Oh I’m in

OK... Next person who is in or needs a new match is yours!

Tess! Glorious Curves and you!

Oops shes back! Sorry!"

Just sent you one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Felix... Cede got you back goooood

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Felix... Cede got you back goooood"

She did! She’s a bloody tyrant that woman.

No offers of help though.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Had offers within a minute

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Done shessh that was worse than the last one lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anyone waiting for a match or had their match abandon them?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Had offers within a minute

In!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Had offers within a minute

Haha I’m not surprised!!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Felix... Cede got you back goooood

She did! She’s a bloody tyrant that woman.

No offers of help though."

Do you have your filters up you cheat???

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Felix... Cede got you back goooood

She did! She’s a bloody tyrant that woman.

No offers of help though.

Do you have your filters up you cheat???"

Nope! I promise anyone can message me

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Had offers within a minute

Sorry#notsorry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Had offers within a minute

Sorry#notsorry

Snort laughed at yours...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

How has it not been an hour yet?

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By * and rCouple
over a year ago

crewe

Why not we are in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why not we are in "

G and r match with Gloriouscurves

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... are we thinking thread 2 then?

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
over a year ago

wild west lothian

"Why not we are in "

Can you take your filters off?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"So... are we thinking thread 2 then?

Gonna have to!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"So... are we thinking thread 2 then?

Danger!! DANGER!!!

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