FabSwingers.com forum: why oh why????

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ITS FUCKING DECEMBER 15TH AND THEY ARE PLAYING FUCKING TWATTING CHRISTMAS SONGS ALL OVER THE FECKING TWATTING TV AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO UNTIL FUCKING JANUARY THE FUCKING 1ST 2ND OR FUCKING TWATTY THIRD!!!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Yeah...its bollox isnt it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do uo feel the need to scream and shout ?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do uo feel the need to scream and shout ?"
im just a tad frustrated iv got a locket now and feel better!!!! lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Why do uo feel the need to scream and shout ?"

She likes variety lol well she THINKS she does but hell you just make her have it lmao

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv "

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bah humbug its chrisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttmasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

and all the diet videos and slimfast food bleurrrghhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't like Christmas songs then?

It's lucky it's only once a year.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

DFS are having a sale????....When??...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You don't like Christmas songs then?

It's lucky it's only once a year."
look christmas songs are ok ........but its december the fecking 15th!!!!!!!! arggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

DFS are having a sale????....When??...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

DFS are having a sale????....When??...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret

"
does everyone buy a sofa every new year????? what a pile of shite that is as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

DFS are having a sale????....When??...

Every fucking bank holiday ! Why the fuck do they assume that on our one and only day off work we want to go away and buy a new fucking sofa ? We have better things to do Mr.DSF - so go get fucked !

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"what a pile of shite that is as well

I love you!!!!!!!!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds

on the tv

Not forgetting the DFS sale!

DFS are having a sale????....When??...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret

Oh ok...sorry....should i start a rumour..DFS are NOT having a sale?...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"what a pile of shite that is as well

I love you!!!!!!!!!!

"
LOVE YOU TWO!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Oooo i have a real interest in sofas as it happens.!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oooo i have a real interest in sofas as it happens.!!!"
dont even go there!!!!! go polish ya molars!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo i have a real interest in sofas as it happens.!!!"

You stick your dick in between the cushions ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a sofa fetish mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dfs csl and land of leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like dancing to the xmas songs in shops it makes for an interesting shopping trip.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"i have a sofa fetish mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dfs csl and land of leather"

pervert.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dance too i am not the only freak yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh need my tabs i think

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Swingers have very specific sofas you know! Lots of leather and the like

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Why do uo feel the need to scream and shout ?"

Lets TWIST and SHOUIT instead!!!

Come on baby!!!

Lets do the twist....

Come on baaaabyyyyyyy

Lets do the twist......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leather is wipe clean thats why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dance too i am not the only freak yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh need my tabs i think"

LOL I havent taken mine for days, hence the dancing, ahabs was about 4ft away just shaking his head.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Swingers have very specific sofas you know! Lots of leather and the like

And who can compare to YOUR sofa!!!!

Just BIG

AND

BAD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need drugs now cheaper drugs now ha ha ha at least your never alone when ya have voices in your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reet of to my padded cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a perfectly good reason why sofa companies advertise in the New Year, it's because:

1) Grandma shat all over the old one on boxing day.

2) the kids got felt tip all over the old one with their new fecking pen set that Cheapo Aunty Sharon bought.

3) the dog that you didn't want but hubby thought it would be a nice surprise for the kids when he was half cut down the feckin pub on Xmas Eve has ripped the old one to fookin bits.

4) you set fire to the old one when you fell asleep with a fag in your hand late on Xmas Day after gorging yaself stupid then boozing like a wino.

5) Dizzy Cousin Sheila thought your covers would wash ok in the washing machine after her spoilt brats decided to have a fight during which they knocked a glass of red wine all over the sofa, and 9 times out of 10 she'd probably be right but 10/10 they fucking shrink when you tumble dry them.

So, before you bitch about the Jan Sales featuring nothing but sofa ads, there's a bloody good reason why. See!

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over a year ago

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